- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Ed Milliband knows what's best for the UK.

Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: Not Suzy!!

A bald man walks out a bar crying Prostate cancer

How did Bella fly? Very badly.

why did the drug dealer die... because he got terminal cancer and died during the first 3 weeks

Roses are Red Violets are Blue Holy guacamole Pineapples

What's worse than anti-jokes? The holocaust.

what do you call a black man sleeping on a park bench at 2 in the morning? Homeless

An Irishman walks out of a bar.

Knock, knock who's there? Not your Dad, because he left and created a better family.

What's sad about 3 black people going over a cliff in a Cadillac? Cadillac's seat 6

Q. what has 2 tums and a boner. A. a horny guy <3

What do you call a mexican with a driveable lawnmower? Rather wealthy.. He must have a secure job to pay for a home with a lawn, and a lawnmower.

speak now or forever hold your pee

In order to find a woman, you need time and money. Woman=Time&Money The longer you spend at work, the more money you get. Time=Money Money is the root of most problems in the world today. Money=Problems Therefore Women=Problems

Are you 9/11 because i would like you to destroy my tower.

How many children does it take to kill a homocidal killer? None. Children should not attempt such a dangerous task.

A child rides his bike down the sidewalk and stops at an intersection. He looks both ways, then crosses the road. What was he looking for? His family.

Are tomatoes more scary than onions? No. They are not more scary than onions.

Want to hear a joke? 12 year olds

Q: If your riding down the Nile on a boat and your boat springs a leak, how many boxes of pancake mix does it take to fix the hole? A: 58, because Koalas are marsupials

What did your Little brother get for Christmas? Lice.

roses are red. violetss are black. a knife would go good in your back

why did the little boy drop his ice cream cone? because he was hit by the planes that hit twin towers

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