What do Muslims have for breakfast? Corn Flakes.

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Q: Why shouldn't you walk under a ladder? A: Because it could fall on top of you. Be a reasonable human being and just fly OVER the ladder.

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I don't get it

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Two men were standing on the 34th floor of a 65 floor building. They were trapped in a office with one window. here is their conversation: guy1: oh no what should we do??? guy2: I don't know!! this is awful!!! guy1: I have children and a loving wife!!! guy2 walks to the window sill and leans over. guy1: what are you doing? there is more to life we can get through this!! guy 2 jumps out the window guy 1 runs to the window sticks his head out and yells "MAKE MINE CHOCOLATE!!!"

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When life throws you lemons, your first instinct is to make lemonade. Due to your severe lemon allergy, however, you will die within several minutes and therefore have no viable method of creating said lemonade. You die horribly and your death sparks a movement against the biological warfare of life.

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I saw 2 jews talking. I threw in a penny and watched them fight to the death. I did the same with 2 catholic preasts exept I threw in a baby boy

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What's worst than losing a million dollars? Losing a plane. Whats worst than losing a plane? losing 239 people, a plane and a million dollars

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Yo mama so ugly, she has to work harder than most women to attract men.

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a lazy boy sleeps 23/24 hours. what does he do in the remaining hour ? he takes a nap

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, I have said two factual statements.

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the WNBA.

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what did the anorexic girl eat today? nothing..

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a girl had just gotten dumped by her boyfriend over a text message. she got very sad and became suicidal

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Why did the plane crash? Because something was wrong with the engine

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What's the difference between deer nuts and beer nuts? Beer nuts are $1.50 and deer nuts are under a buck.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the lesbian's house. Knock knock. Who's there? The chicken.

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What did the golfer do on his vacation? He played golf.

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Hey, I just met you And this is crazy! But here's my switchblade Get in the trunk.

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Guess Penn State Is Holding Jerry Sandusky Day this Saturday against Nebraska. All Kids 10 and Under get in Free...

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How did the fat man survive the plane crash? He didn't, he died like everyone else!

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How many licks does it take to get to the tootsie-roll center of a tootsie-pop? zero if you bite it

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An Irishman walks into a club. "Ow, that was almost as painful as that time I walked into a bar."

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Whats the difference between the Taliban and a Football Team? I'm not on the football team.

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whats better than a girl getting hit by a car? a girl getting hit by a car with my dick in her

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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