Whats fleash color fleash color and fleashcolor? a naked hobo rolling down a hill

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what in the world is smarter than the world's smartest man? Nothing he is the smartest man.

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Q: Why did Tom bought a new sweeper? A : because his grandma fired their maid

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What do you call a duck playing a trombone? Hallucinations

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A bartender sees Jesus Christ, George Washington, and Adolf Hitler walk into his bar. The bartender is drunk.

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Why did the chicken cross the mobius strip? TO GET TO THE SAME SIDE!!!BAZZINGA!!!

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What did the father say to his son? ....nothing

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Roses are Red, Violets are Blue, FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU..

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Q: A man walked into a bar and said, "Ouch!" Why? A: The man walked into a METAL bar.

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Statistically, 9 out of 10 people enjoy gang rape

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who's a knob,a liar, and systematically ruining a once well-run family football club by employing crooks , buying footballers who are well-passed there sell-out date and getting the team relegated ? steve kean not laughing ? nor are 23 ,000 others

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Q - What's the difference between a Park Bench and a Black Man ? A - The Park Bench can support a family.

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what is the difference between a bucket of shit and a black person? the bucket the bucket

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What's the difference between a volleyball and a tree? They're both volleyballs except for the tree.

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Roses are red, My name is Dan, I have a gun, get in the van

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Q: Do you know how to save a black man from drowning? A: No. GOOD!

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side.

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What do you do when you see four black people and a Jew? You buy them

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A plane crashed in the rainforest. The survivors all buried themselves because no survival equipment was left and they all sought to kill themselves in their deep state of shock and fear.

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What do two zebras look like next to each other? Two zebras

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Q: What is black, white and red all over? A: Interracial sex during the time which the bible has decreed as abhoration.

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why did the girl cross the road? no one knows because she was hit with a car and died on impact.

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If a red house has red bricks, and a yellow house has yellow bricks, what colour of bricks does a greenhouse have? Greenhouses are made of glass.

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AntiJoke will not let me type this so I will add some spaces. N I G G E R.

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