What'd the left nut say to the right nut? How's it hangin?

When I see the Viagra commercial telling you about all the side effects and they say "if you have an erection lasting for more than 4 hours, call a doctor." If I have an erection that lasts that long, I'm not calling a doctor. I'm calling my mom; who I always call when I'm sick.

How many people like gang rape? 9 out of 10

What do you call a man with only one eye? Half blind.

What did the man say to the other man? I have a large rod

What did the chicken do? He crossed the road.

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Q.what do you call a dead baby? A. a dead baby

What do you call a dolphin mixed with a cheetah? I have no idea I was hoping you knew.

Roses are red Roses are white and I one time saw a purple one

What do mario and luigi have in common They are both plumbers

Q: What is white, and comes out of a woman? A: No, milk you perve

"Torture the orphans as much as you want. Who they gonna tell? Their parents?"

How does a black guy in debt make money fast at the bank? He applies for a loan and conscientiously works hard to pay off the loan in turn, which he was lucky enough to get at a low interest rate.

jacob mckeand broke his arm and now he cant wank :(:(:(

what's a snake that has no legs a snake

Two black guys walk into a bar. The bartender says "what are you doing here" and the black guys say "to get a drink"....

What did the black man get for Christmas? A felony conviction.

So a baby seal walks into a club.

Why did Suzie fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock knock Who is there? Not Suzie

How do you make a plumber cry? Kill his family.

why aren't black people real? they are. just because they are less visible at night makes no difference.

There was once a really smart Hufflepuff.

Whats worse than failing an English test? finding out your now exgirlfriend has aids.

Anti Joke

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