Roses are red Violets are blue i have a gun get in the van

Whats funny about a guy with no legs? I bought him a wheelchair.

a man walked into a bar, sat down and had a drink with his friends.

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Your momma is so fat that she's developed a cardiovascular disease and has 5 weeks to live

Why did Wiggy fall into the toilet? Wiggy was the name of his turd.

why did the snow man die? Actually it is impossible because it was an inanimate object.

What do you call cheese that's mine? My cheese

How many dead babies does it take to change a light bulb? Obviously more than six because my bass meant is still dark.

Despite their parents wishes, two teenagers under the age of 18 tried multiplying. Their answer was 27.

A priest enters a bar moments after a young teen walks into the same bar. The priest scolds the teen, warning him of the possibility of arrest, alcoholism, and other bad life consquences. The teen apologizes to the bartender, and much later in life, he thanks the priest.

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Q. Why dont people like rian mcreesh ? A. Because he smells bad and gives off a creepy vibe ...

A priest enters a bar moments after a young teen walks into the same bar. The priest scolds the teen, warning him of the possibility of arrest, alcoholism, and other bad life consquences. The teen apologizes to the bartender, and much later in life, he thanks the priest.

An elephant walks into a bar. It was so big that it broke a lot of things.

A teacher, a lawyer, and a doctor are all at the edge of the cliff. Then they jump off and die.

can you pass the soap?

-Why was little Johnny sad? >Why? -Because he had a frog stapled to his forehead.

Knock Knock Who's there? Who Who who? Hoodini

Would you like to go to my jinga party, if you do save the date 9/11?

Why did mallisa get to go to the bar instead of jeremy... jeremy has prostate cancer and he needs to be examined every 2 1/2 minuites plus he's 7 years old.

Black people in Camden NJ.

I put the STD in stud now all i need is U

The man and the women were doing something. What are you looking? They just talked

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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