- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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The motto of those who live in the Bible Belt; "The Bible Belt: Where being obese is 'Genetic' but being homosexual is a 'lifestyle choice'."

I have read and agree to the Terms of Service.

Huh? Whats wrong? Why are you mad at me for? Its my name, it has always been so.

Roses are Red I shit in your Stew When you eat it The joke is on you

Wanna hear a joke? No? Oh

What did the lawyer name his daughter? Nothing. The lawyer is sterile and can never have children.

Yo mamma so fat when I searched her on the internet, I got 28,000,000 results

A plane carrying an Englishman, an Irishman, and a Scotsman is destined to crash unless some weight is lost. First they drop the spare engine, but there is still too much weight. Then they drop the luggage, but still there is too much weight. All three men then jump out. The plane crashes anyway.

What is the difference between a Camel And a Strawberry? A strawberry is red.

Do you know what's hilarious? Not rape.

what do German people eat at BBQ ' s ? burgers and hotdogs and kebabs and fried chicken with a garnish of summer salad washed down with a cold mouth tingling glass of coca cola and jews

Jim: You wanna hear a funny joke? Tim: Sure Jim: Well, if you want a funny joke, this isn't the place to be.

whats the difference between a black man playing basketball and a white man playing basketball? They are different races

What did the mom tell her son who she caught masticating loudly? "Do it with your mouth closed!"

Q: why did the little boy fall off the swing? A: He had no arms Q: Why couldn't he get up? A: He died when he hit the ground

what is worse than a hole in your sock? Getting raped

Why did the alcoholic stumble into a bar? Because he was bleeding profusely and was desperately seeking a telephone to contact the nearest hospital.

A horse walks into a bar and orders a pint of beer, the bartender quickly takes out a shot gun and shoots the horse because he is secretly dealing horse meat to tescos

Why did the chicken cross the road? He did it for fitness.

What did the boy with no arms and no legs, who got cancer for Christmas, get for his Birthday? Nothing, he didn't live that long.

Knock Knock Who's There Not you... What? Pulls out finger gun Screams BOOM!

A black man bites into a watermelon. Just kidding he was white.

what do you do with a fat little chug...kick em in the guts

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