- Anti Joke

Whats the difference between wayne rooney and shrek? Well, one, shrek is fictional. Two if he was fictional,he is green. Wayne rooney is not green. Three wayne rooney plays for a football team, surely shrek has no idea what football is. The list goes on.

What's the difference between a bowling ball and guacamole? The guacamole is delicious with chips, and the bowling ball is just a bowling ball.

What do you call a man with no arms or legs? Names.

An elephant walks into a bar. Several people are trampled.

what do you get if you cross a scotsman , who knows nothing about football and a indian? Blackburn rovers, and a good night out

Do you know what the worst part about inbreeding is? - It's runs in the family!

In particle-joke physics, the antijoke is the extension of the concept of the antiparticle to the joke, where the antijoke is composed of antiparticles in the same way that the normal joke is composed of particles. Furthermore, mixing jokes and antijokes can lead to the annihilation of both, in the same way that mixing antiparticles and particles does.The result of antijoke meeting jokes is an explosion.[1]

How do you get a blonde to tell time? By asking her what time is it.

Q: How do you turn lights on and off? A: With a switch

Doctor: “Knock Knock” Patient: “Who's there?” Doctor: “The interrupting Doctor” Patient: “The inter- Doctor: You have cancer.

how did the blonde get a concussion? she didnt see the pole in front of her.

A man walks in to a bar with a frog stapled to his head. The bar tender says What the heck is that. The frog says I don't know this thing has been coming out of my but for two days

What do you call a girl with an iq of 13 Dead

A black man walks into a KFC, he then realizes that he is in the wrong store, and walks out.

What did Batman say to Robin before he got in the car? Robin, get in the car.

What do you call a horny blond on the corner? A prostitute

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Whats the difference between wayne rooney and shrek? Well, one, shrek is fictional. Two if he was fictional,he is green. Wayne rooney is not green. Three wayne rooney plays for a football team, surely shrek has no idea what football is. The list goes on.

What do you call a man with no arms or legs? Unfortunate

In Soviet Russia it's pretty cold.

A white man walks into an elementary school. He was the teacher.

why did the boy get hit by a bus because he dropped his ice cream

Why did the chicken cross the road? It escaped.

He who laughs last...is not a laughing owl because they're extinct.