- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the boy's mother say to her daughter when she walked in on her father having sex with her grandmother? The grandfather said "how are you"? He wasn't a part of that fiasco. However I'm sure that whoever saw what was confused and looking for answers.

yo momma is so fat that she contributes to americas obesity problem

Why did the African boy die? He was denied any antibiotics to heal his severe case of mono and AIDS, and was living on dirty water and dirt.

Why did the boy cross the road? He was visiting his dying grandmother at the hospital.

Why was Rebecca Black beaten with a pole when she sang Friday? It was Saturday

What's green and blue, and red all over? Nothing. It if were red all over it wouldn't be green and blue.

What did the librarian say to the rude man who was talking very loudly? The librarian said "shhh keep it down."

What did the Coke can say to the Pepsi can? Nothing it is a inanimate object and cannot speak.

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The blonde is in the park withb a rope a man passes and says what are u doing, she says im goin o hang and kill myself. the next day the man comes back and sees the blonde there alive he says i thought u were goin hang yourself she says i tried but i couldnt breathe.

There once was a man from Nantucket. He was among thousands of men who were also from Nantucket.

Why was the leaf green? Chlorophyll

Your moms so stupid she ate all the food in the grocery store

Why did the boy do his homework? For fun.

Bala: Brid why don't you drink? Brid: When I was in college I was in students council. Whenever my friends called me during night, I used to go pick them up. Once we were working late in college and in the morning my hair was all ruined...

Roses are brown. Violets are brown. Who pooped in my garden?

Why did Alec cross the road? He didn't, he was hit by an axe.

I used to say "I used to be an adventurer like you but then I took an arrow to the knee" like you but then I took an arrow in the knee.

whats worse than catching your parents having sex? having sex with your parents

In mother Russia you don't eat cookie. Dog eat shark. -B.Gill

Do the roar!

your mama so old, shes dead.

why did Suzie fall off the swing? because she had no arms.... well then knock knock! whis there? suzie. suzie who? she doesnt know either...she has no arms!

How do you get into USA from mexico? Climb a fence

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