Two black guys run into a bank with guns. They place them in their pre-payed safety deposit boxes and continue on their way as they were falling behind on their schedule.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because the chicken had just escaped from the slaughterhouse where he witnessed the brutal decapitation of his entire family and in his heightened emotional state was unable to map out a safer and more sensible route.

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A rabbit hops into a bar and sits on a stool, he then asks for a carrot, the barman didn't have a clue what he said because it was a rabbit so gives him a carrot to be generous. The bar door slams open and animal control put him in a cage and take him away. The moral of the story is that you should never let rabbits in your bar.

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what do you get when you have an albino black man, a lesbian middle eastern siamese twin of the female gender, a polygamist indian and a jewish native american? A very cultured and diversified posse of hostages. Take your pick.

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- Hi, my name is Sarah Lennon. - Wow! Are you related to Sarah Palin?!

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Why do they call Jean a redneck? Because her neck was red from being in the sun for so long.

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what do Russians play? Tetris, what else?

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Why didn't the Mexican dwarf eat his taco? Well, he actually started, but he had already had one earlier. So, he gave half to his friend who gladly accepted the free taco.

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What do you do with a leg less dog? Take him for a drag.

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Knock Knock whose there your parents your parents who your parents just got malled by a hobo with an axe.

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Q: Why did sally fall off the swing? A: Because she had no arms Knock Knock Who's there Not Sally! How did Sally die? She couldn't figure out how to open the fridge

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Listen bitch, get over here, let me poke out your fucking eyeball, and then you tell me if it is reasonable or not to fucking be pissed afterwards! As for your goddamn technique, of course I understand it, I use it too, its the ironman method as far as I am concerned. Do not share it with people here, you can go share it with your little "shadow people" but that shit took years to develop. But yeah, you tell me whatever the hell you consider "reasonable" you get me the money, and then we can see about being "reasonable". I know many of your methods, NLP, hypnosis, covert, warm and cold reading, I know you are no fucking psychic nor do you read minds, stop telling me what the hell your "Order" is, because whatever the hell it is, your "Nero`s" have proven on this site alone, that its a laughingstock that in no way could have brought six hundred people towards liking you, even less six millions.

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yo mama's so fat because when women are pregnet thay gain weight for there child to feed on

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Why did the car stop? It ran out of gas.

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead.

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What's brown and smells like shit? An oddly shaped birthmark on a dirty homeless man

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MURRRY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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Why did the chicken cross the road? His mother was a prostitute.

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the boy fell, because he hit a bump.

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Yo mamma is so dumb, she bought a Wii and was satisfied with her purchase

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Why was the clock off? Because it was broken

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Q: What's orange, hairy, and covered with gasoline? A: Definitely not a chair.

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Q: What's worse than ten babies tied to ten trees? A: One baby tied to ten trees.

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Why did the black man jump high? He was on a pogo stick

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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