- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the Grizzly bear refrain from attacking the hiker? It didn't. The hiker was torn to shreds within minutes.

knock knock who's there Bob I don't know you Bob and if you don't get off my porch this minute i'm calling the authorities.

Q: How do you turn lights on and off? A: With a switch

A middle aged woman walks into a bar. Its Friday and there is a breeze in the air. She leaves shortly thereafter.

Why did the girl drop her cookie? She had no arms.

What is more difficult than trying to get blood from a stone? Trying to teach it Japanese in the process. [L]

an irishman walks past a bar a.w. j.p.

what do u call a guy with 4 nipples? Hairy Styles

Whats funnier than a massacre? Everything.

Why did the boy jump of the cliff? He was following the others

How many wheelchair users does it take to change a light bulb? - They are not physically capable

Why did the man drop one dozen long stem roses? Because he was hit by a taxi cab

The motto of those who live in the Bible Belt; "The Bible Belt: Where being obese is 'Genetic' but being homosexual is a 'lifestyle choice'."

Huh? Whats wrong? Why are you mad at me for? Its my name, it has always been so.

What did the lawyer name his daughter? Nothing. The lawyer is sterile and can never have children.

Do you know what's hilarious? Not rape.

Roses are Red I shit in your Stew When you eat it The joke is on you

A plane carrying an Englishman, an Irishman, and a Scotsman is destined to crash unless some weight is lost. First they drop the spare engine, but there is still too much weight. Then they drop the luggage, but still there is too much weight. All three men then jump out. The plane crashes anyway.

What did the little boy say when he was asked what he wanted to be when he grew up? Adolf Hitler

Wanna hear a joke? No? Oh

what do German people eat at BBQ ' s ? burgers and hotdogs and kebabs and fried chicken with a garnish of summer salad washed down with a cold mouth tingling glass of coca cola and jews

What is the difference between a Camel And a Strawberry? A strawberry is red.

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