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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline. Banana soup, Gorilla poop

A horse walks into a bar. The barman says 'why the long face?'. The horse does not answer as it cannot speak or even understand english. It was later destroyed by the government.

What do a black man and a bench have in common? The black man can sit in the bench.

why did the chicken cross the road? because he wanted to!

Where did Susie go during the bombing? Everywhere. - Blake Woodman

What's worst than getting hit by a car. -Getting hit by a truck.

hey its jerry hey its dj want to see my goat noooo

What is the difference between Sarah Jessica Parker and a horse? Sarah Jessica Parker is a human being who is also a very skilled actress A horse is a animal which is usualy kept in a barn

What's worse that tripping over on your way home from work? Finding your entire family murdered

What did the black man eat at a picnic? I don't know, I wasn't there.

How many Mexicans eating a Taco in California does it take to fix a lightbulb? 1

Have you seen Stevie Wonders new house? No. Well, neither has he.

Whats worse than being fat? Being Rebecca Black

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Daisy's are white, Metallica.

Q:What is your maturity on a scale of 1 to 100? A:69

Where does a one-legged waitress work? Wherever she can get good health insurance.

Knock knock! Who's there? Alan okay come in

How many wheelchair users does it take to change a light bulb? - They are not physically capable

How do you know when you're on the wrong side of the tracks? You don't. (Wyndellberg)

Why couldn't the boy watch the DVD about pirates? Because his mother did not understand the importance of putting the disc back in it's case after use, and as a result, has become too damaged for the DVD Player to play.

I just started the seafood diet. It consists primarily of eating fish due to its high nutritional content.

Wanna hear a good joke? Sure. So does Hellen Keller

Roses are red violets are blue I'm gonna rape you with a stick

why was Lucy fat? Her BMI was over the recommended average.

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