- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's the difference between a park bench and a black man? Nothing. They're both capable of supporting a family of three.

The next person to submit a 'roses are red' 'joke', is cursed to always prematurely ejaculate from here until eternity

What do you call a hairy pussy? A cat.

Q: Who was the most famous French skeleton? A: Napoleon bone-apart.

Why did the girl commit suicide? She got raped

What do you get when you put a baby in a blender New Doritos Dip

It's time to kick ass and chew bubblegum... ...and I'm all out of ass but still have plenty of bubblegum to sit down and chew in a quiet and leisurely manner.

Why did the baby die? Because I refused to feed it.

My friend asks me what my mom does for a living and i told him that she is a nurse. Then he says "That a good job because she is able to save lives". I quickly reply "She works in an abortion clinic".

Why did the 60 y/o man take erectile dysfunction pills? His doctor prescribed them.

A pretty funny pick-up line that probably doesn't work: "Hey, do you work at Little Caesar's? Because you're hot and I'm ready.

Why didn't the chicken cross the road? ... Well, do you know or not?

My black friend love grape soda and koolaid, with his fried chicken, and i dont think its racist cuz i also enjoy the same things at times

Why did the chicken cross the road? An obsession with what motivates a chicken.

A man walked into a bar. Too bad he didn't see it.The man was sent to the hospital 2 hours later when a friendly elderly lady found him badly wounded on the ground.

there are two muffins in an oven one muffin says "whoa, its hot in here!" the other says nothing, because it is a muffin, and the other muffin, in reality, said nothing either.

Q: What's the difference between a Porsche and a pile of dead babies? A: I don't have a Porsche in my garage. But I don't have a pile of dead babies either. So, yeah.

What does it take to shit in a shower?? To choke on a whambar and be 90 kgs!

a guy walks in to a bar in iraq. 10 people died because of it

how do you make a plumber cry? you kill his family!

A: Knock Knock B: Who's There? Person B came down with a serious case of amnesia that day and can't remember who anyone is.

how did the farmer die? his dog shot him

Two muffins are sitting in an oven. The first one turns to the second, and says nothing, because muffins can't talk. They then both die because the temperature in the oven was 370 degrees.

What did the blonde order in the restaurant? A cup of coffee.

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