- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you get from M&M bags? M&Ms.

What did santa claus get the boy with cancer for christmas? Nothing. Santa is not real and thus incapable of granting christmas wishes.

Q: why do orphans always go hard? A: because the can never go home.

What is black and blue, with nothing to do? The prostitute in my basement.

How does a printer work? You plug it in.

What do you call a blonde with half a brain? A victim of an alcohol related car accident

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Haiku doesn't rhyme, And neither does this

a horse walks into a bar. Noticing the potentially dangerous situation everyone leaves, the bartender calls RSPCA who come and retrieve the horse and order is restored.

Why did Jerry Sandusky appeal his conviction? Because the judge wrongly considered inadmissible evidence.

I think everybody should have a penis.

Why is five afraid of six? Because six seven eight. (Note: The language of numbers is Subject-Object-Verb, rather than Subject-Verb-Object like English.)

Whats the difference between a penis and a vagina? Pancakes,

Why did Sally fall off the swing? Because the amount of times people reused this joke on this site made her so annoyed much she wanted to hurt herself.

A person was born on may 5th 1955 and one day noticed that they had $555.55 in their bank account. The person went to a race and betted all their money on the 5th runner in the 5th race. What happened? The runner came in 5th place.

What do you get if you cross a kangaroo with a sheep? ProtestS from Anti GM activists.

what did the dog say to the cat? bark what did the cat say to the dog? nothing it ran away

A Jew with a boner runs into a wall, what hits first? His nose

What do you call a shoe with milk in it? Shoe

Where are you going Your house

what did the dog say to the cat? nothing cause animals dont talk.

The man said to his wife love hurts. the wife then progressed with punching in the face.

A man walks into a library and asks to borrow a book on suicide The librarian gives him permission and he leaves the library with the book in hand.

A cow and a goat are at the top of a hill. The cow starts to eat the grass, and the goat says, "Hey! That's mine!"

Why was Blue looking for her clue. She was drugged by a stranger and ended up inside of Mailbox.

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