A person was born on may 5th 1955 and one day noticed that they had $555.55 in their bank account. The person went to a race and betted all their money on the 5th runner in the 5th race. What happened? The runner came in 5th place.

Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: Beacuse he got kicked out of the bar

What's small, white, and it killed Bruce Lee? Aspirin.

a gay guy is in a club, from across the room he sees another attractive man with now shirt and he gets an erection.

who lives a pineapple under the sea? a proper spazztwat.

why'd the Chinese kid die how the hell should i now

knock. knock. whos there? ur mom now put ur pants back on

What do you call a fat computer? Adele :)

There were 50 koreans; half of them liked gangnam style but the other half didn't. Why didn't the other half like gangnam style? They were north koreans.

A muslim man takes a flight to New York. He lands safely at JFK airport.

What do you call a penguin in the desert? Most likely a dead penguin.

What do you call a black pilot? A pilot, you racist.

Josh brown loves Jessica Potts from Dylan xoxo

A white man/women works behing the counter at a 7/11

Why did the boy show off his ps4? Because his mom was rapped and murdered And his dad molested him when he was younger

Jack and Jill went up the hill to get some exercise. They were getting terribly overweight.

How do you kill a black person? Make them skydive 10,000 feet in the air without a parachute

I'm Polish.

Why did the blonde walk into the bar? To get a beer.

Q: What do you call a black person flying a plane? A: A pilot.

Who is buried in Grant's Tomb? DeShawn

what has four legs but cant move? dead dog

dont insult justin bieber, she has feelings too!

I want to die peacefully in my sleep, like my grandfather.. Not screaming and yelling like the passengers in his car.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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