Niall Horan

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This person shaved their head to gain attention. A klansman.

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A penguin walks into a bakery. The baker asks the penguin: "What kind of bread would you like? Brown or white?". Penguins answers: "Well, it doesn't really matter since I came here by car!".

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Yo mama so fat you have to grease the door frame and hold a twinkie on the other side just to get her through.

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What’s worse than taking a bite out of your apple and finding a worm? Taking a bite out of your apple and finding half a worm.

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What did the red paint say to the blue paint? They said nothing. Paints don't talk and you need to see a doctor if you answered anything else.

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rose are red so is u want to know why because i shot her

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How do you get a blonde to eat crayons? Threaten to kill her parents with a hacksaw.

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Why did the bakery run out of the business? They weren't making enough dough

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knock knock come in ok!!!!! ur an elephant oh ya i guess im not suppose to talk!

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What did the Asian man say when he got a math problem wrong? Damn it

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What's worse than failing a school test for Peter? Nothing, because he is asian.

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Once there was a giant Pringle. His family was dead, his wife committed suicide. So one day he was walking to work, when he met a genie! The genie granted him three wishes. The Pringle's first wish was to have lots of money. His second wish was to have his wife back. Before he could complete his wishing, he awoke in a hospital where he was hooked up to life support and was in severe pain. His wife wasn't really dead, but he was out drinking and accidentally walked across a motorway and got hit by a huge lorry.

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What's the difference between a black man and a Ginger? Their pigmentation.

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What's big and messy? A big mess

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I EAT YOUR SOUL. NOM NOM.

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what is so funny about billy? nothing he is dead and if you laught at him you are the biggest jerk by: Brennan pickrell

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Doctor I have a headace! The doctor was dead.

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"What did one Chinese say to each other" "I don't speak chinese.......!"

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why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead

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whats worse than 4 dead monkeys? everything! dead monkeys are awesome

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A muslim man with a long beard and wearing a turban and robe boards an aircraft with a large suitcase. The plane later arrives at its destination a few minutes past the estimated arrival time due to bad weather.

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A rabbi, a nun, and a homosexual walk into a bar. They proceed to get drunk, and party like its 1972. Oh yeah. And your dad was just killed by a refrigerator.

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