what did one gay guy say to the other gay guy? want to suck dicks? (cause that's what gays do)

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How did the black guy swim across the Atlantic? He didn't. He was prepared to, but then went on Expedia and found a ticket with Continental Airlines that was in his budget. He did not like the amount of service he recieved, and decided in the future he will save up and fly with a different company, or in fact swim across.

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What has three legs, one eye, and is green and fuzzy. I don't know. Me either.

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding an apple in your worm.

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Robocop The Reboot reboot. Watch as The friendly robot named Murphy, is violently broken down by a horrible shower of water, the only means to save him is to transfer his data into a human. He awakens again as Robofriendlydude (starring Adam Sandler) as a robot learns to love, learns to share, learns to dance with children in this years Reboot of the classic love comedy Robocop. PG-3 "So good I could only watch five seconds of it" Rotten potatoes. 99 percent fresh. "Kill me with a chainsaw" Honest reviews. "AWESOME!" Dishonest reviews "Makes Twilight seem like the better lovestory" Everyone.

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What do u call a joke with no punchline? A joke with a kickline

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How many babies does it take to paint a wall It depends on how hard you throw them

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Why wouldn't Leena sleep with Ole? Because she thought him to be a dumb, ugly, Scandinavian.

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A black man is running down the street with a purse in his hand. He was trying to catch up to the old woman who forgot it at the restaurant. She was very grateful.

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whats black & white the colombo school shooting citv footage

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My brother is crazy... crazy like a fox! I caught him eating a Possum on the side of the road yesterday.

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whats up and also down? your mum

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Gay marriage is freaking gay.

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womans having rights.

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You tell me. I have amnesia.

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A. Why did the chicken cross the road? B. I don't know, why? A. I asked first.

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding a worm in your penis.

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Ubisoft 'Very Impressed' By Pokemon Go, Working on AR game of their own.

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knock! knock! who's there? the police, your family died in a car crash!

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because he was dead

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Wats blue and always in the sky?? Cheese! Except cheese is not blue and it is not always in the sky... By Rachael Mcmullan

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What happened to the homeless guy when a woman gave him five dollars? He shot the woman because he is mentally retarded.

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flashback 2010 bears vs. packers vs. bears- why did'nt the packers want to go to soldier field? because they didnt want to pass another 6 flags!

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A Stoner sees a bag of chips.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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