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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why Did Suzie fall of the swing? She has Polio and will die the Next Day

what is the difference between a puppy and a baby... ...they are different animals

The next sentence is true. The previous statement is false.

My dog dumps in my house she looks at me and says rut row

Why didn't Josh go to school? On his way to school, a majestic flying homeless man hit him in the head with a sea cucumber.

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Last Christmas, I gave you my heart, But the very next day, I died.

An englishman, a german and a ginger are in a band. they play some creative music that some people may find enjoyable to listen to and would like to purchase a track.

dont you hate it when your reading something and it doesnt end the way you cactus

Have you ever had Ethiopian food? ...Neither have they.

So A guy named Larry walks into a bar and says, Where is your couch?

why barack obama sad he realized the 4 trillion dollars of debt wasn't going be solved by borrowing more money

What is the difference between a black person and a pizza? Nothing, they both taste like chicken

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because he was died...

What did the cow say to the butcher? At least I'm not a Jew.

Knock Knock. Who's There? I don't know. I'm paralyzed.

Pretend you are in a box and there is no way out. How do you get out? You don't

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Whats the difference between a baby and a sandwhich... I dont rape my sandwhiches before i eat them

what can't see and has four eyes? a blind kid born with four eyes

What's the worst thing that can go wrong while trying to archieve something you desperately want? -Everything.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? It was stapled to the first monkey Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? Peer pressure

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