- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What is the difference between a ginger and a pile of bricks? nothing. nothing at all.

Roses are red Violets are red I have Ebola

Q- what's the difference between a trampoline and a baby? A- you take of your shoes to jump on a trampoline

Roses are red Bob is dead My name is Dave Your a microwave

Your mamma's so fat she has diabetes and may die because she may not be able to loose enough weight to keep her blood sugar at a regulated number.

Parents who drive with children on their lap should be wrapped with a huge diapper

How do you stop a baby flying 100mph? a shovel

Q: How many lightbulbs does it take to screw in a dog house, if your parents are a washing machine and a dryer? A: Trick Question, dog houses can't fly!

Two fish are swimming and hit a concrete wall...dam

What's big, red, and eats rocks? A big, red, rock eater.

Why can't you teach drivers ed and sex ed at the same time in Iraq? The camel would get tired.

roses are red poo is poo

What's the difference between a black person and a park bench? Benches are inanimate objects while people are indeed carbon-based life forms.

What do Lebron James and Bill Murray have in common? They are both black basketball players. Except for bill murray

Why did the couple stop at the stop sign? Because it's the law.

What is a hammer? It's not a screwdriver

Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a tomato

why were the niggas in paris? rhetorical question. everyone knows they aren't french

There is a horse sitting at a bar, and the bartender says MOTHER OF GOD!! What is this horse doing in here?!

Why did the guy eat pizza? Because he likes pizza.

Do I ever ask yo a question that I havn't given you the answer to Mr Hearty.

Why did the boy cross the road? He was visiting his dying grandmother at the hospital.

What's worse than finding half a worm in your apple? dead parents.

Why did the pirate have a peg leg? Diabetes

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