- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what did pedobear say to the 60 year old man nothing he was too busy molesting the girl across the street

How do you wake up Lady Gaga? Poke-'er-face

Roses are red,Violets are blue, Who the hell are you,Get the hell away

Why couldn't tom concentrate on his homework? Because he was a loaf of bread.

What's easier than a whore? Doesn't matter, your mom's a whore either way.

how do you make a baby cry? put a nail through its foot

roses are red, violets are blue, hes for me not for you, if by chance you take me place, ill take my fist, and smarsh your face.

What does an orange and a lemon have in common? They are both orange, exept lemon

why can't dead peaple have sex? because they're dead.

What did the Farmer say when he lost his tractor? "Where's my Tractor?"

What's wet and pink? Bubblegum!

What do you call a kid with an eye-patch and a speech impediment? Names.

When life gives you lemons, you probably just found lemons.

Why did john have to have back surgery He needed his back "screwed" up

Knock Knock Who's there? Interrupting cow Interrupting cow wh- SHUT UP!

What is the weirdest way to get AIDS Having Sex

Hey i just met you, and this is crazy, i have amnesia, i'm Skepta

What is the defference between Obama and an American? Obama doesn't have a birth certificate.

Today we eat large amounts of pizza. The one piece had a lot of mushrooms. Like more than the other pieces. The cheese was flawless except for the burnt edges.

What have you got there? Hitler's gas bill... Oh.. don't show him that, he'll be furious Whys that? He can't read.

How do you cure a person that claims cannot say no to anything? Treatment: locks door NOW SAY NO TO ME! BUAHAHAHAHA! Patient: NO I CANT!!! You care cured! opens door NEXT!

What did the orphan do on Mother's Day? He went to the cemetery

What did the duck say to the Pope? Quack.

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