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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what is the difference between my girlfriend and my black pet bunny .... i raped my black pet bunny

If I could rearrange the alphabet, I'd probably put all the labials, coronals and dorsals in separate places sorted into plosives, nasals and fricatives, with the vowels at the beginning sorted by their relative IPA chartings, to make it more logical and easily attainable to foreigners.

What did the black man drink on a hot summer day? Some water, it quickly replenished the liquids he was perspiring do to the temperature being sufficiently hotter than his body temperature

Two girls were taken away mysteriously in the night. The next day, no one cared because they were orphans.

What worse than being shot? Waking up and finding a penis in your mouth.

Roses are red. Violets are purple

Yes you better be sorry, I'm gonna suck my mums p e n i s tonight! - Dylan Hodge

Your mother is so fat that it became a problem affecting everyone close in her life. Her new year's resolution was to lose weight, and surprisingly, has become quite healthy since then.

What do you say to a black man driving a car? Taxi

An over weight person is diagnosed with anorexia they used to be fatter

why does Tom Sawyer like apples? He likes their flavor

What kind of Mexican makes no money? A Mexican without a job.

Q: So I don't get it. Do women actually like not having penises and testicles? Do they genuinely enjoy it? A: Silly boy. Women ADORE not having penises and testicles. You just can't get your mind around someone having different preferences in anatomy than you.

whats worse than the black death. Bieber Fever

I guess calling you dear was a bit overboard for you huh? Well, just promise me you will get whatever help you need if you get ill.

Why did the man hit the little boy? His brakes failed.

Q:what did batman say to robin before they got in the batmobile? A:get in the batmobile

Do you believe that if I theoretically am unmatched in many ways, would feel less alone if I decided to become more like the rest?

Haiku's are easy But sometimes they don't make sense Refrigorator

Your momma's so fat, when Jesus said, "Let there be light!," she had to scoot over.

What is the difference between a blond and a mummy? A blond has a brain.

On a scale of 1 to 10, how high are you? Very.

how do you make a plumber cry? pull up his pants....

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