- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Sarah Jessica Parker walks into a bar. Bartender asks her, "why the long face?". She tells him it's from her parent's genes.

what has balls and is long and suckible? Spaghetti

How did the black guy survive from drowning? Years of Swimming lessons at his local YMCA

What do you call a black guy that flies a plane? A pilot.

What did the jew say to the black man? Nothing they were in a mall that got invaded by evil trees.

Where is Tampa Bay, Florida?

a blind person walks into a deaf person and the deaf person says "dadadader"

A man walks into a bar. He tricks a lady into smelling a rag doused with chlorophoam, and rapes her.

What do you do when you see a person sleeping at a bus stop? You fart on their head

What is easier than making pie? Making cake!

Evan Ramsey hahaha go CAD

What is black and white and red all over? I don't know. I was hoping you did.

what is worse than a guy pissed?

Someone dies every second. That's 60 a minute. 3600 a hour. 86,400 a day. 604,800 a week. 31,536,000 a year. But thankfully- I don't live in Zimbabwe.

what happens when you throw a green rock into the red sea? -- it gets wet

Albert your flies undone.

what did the sock say to the shoe? Get your tongue off me.

What's big white and can't fly? -Half of America Whats big brown and can't fly? -Crap

What happened to the boy who stalked the pretty girl? His father raped him and he died in a house fire induced by his overwhelmingly sick love for the taliban

Why shouldnt you take the virginity of a 14 year old? Their pre-frontal lobe is not developed enough to sufficiently judge the affect of this action on their life.

why was the woman in the kitchen? because societal standards placed her in such a situation

What do you call a dog with no legs? A seal.

Why did the aisian man get pulled over? Because he was going over the speed limit .

Sugar is sweet. Plums are too. Prison rape isn't funny either.

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