- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what did hellen keller name her dog? answer: unnumnumnum

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I like cows, Cows are cool

One early Christmas morning i went downstairs. My mother told me that she had gotten me the ultimate stocking stuffer. It was a foot

What did one dog say to the other? Nothing silly...dogs can't talk.

why did marybeth fall off the swing i shot her in the fart box and she died

Two blonds walk into a building....they couldnt see it.

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An Englishman, an Irishman and a Scotsman walk into a pub. They order drinks, then leave without speaking to each other. It was pure coincidence they walked into the bar at the same time. They had no connections to each other, them being from three different countries.

Why did the kid lose his mom? She was shot.

Redcunt? You got to try being nicer if you want a proper answer

What does the ice cream man say to the kids? Hey kids want some ice cream?

Why did the man cry? Because his mom died in a terrible car accident.

Q: What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? A: "There goes my income. I dont know how I'll support my family now, or keep my crops alive."

Dont listen to your heart all it dose is BEAT BEAT BEAT

Why does Larry the Cable Guy get his own T.V. show??? Why can't I have one of my own??? .......ah...forgot....I'm a minority...

What's worse than the holocaust? nothing it was a terrible act in history

Q: what happens if a black guy says hi person? A: he says hi person

your mom is so nasty that when she took a shower and acquired general etiquette, she became possibly more respectable

Why was the black man fired from his job? Because the company was beginning to lose sales which then resulted in job cuts.

whats the difference between a dead baby and a ferrari. I don't have a ferrari in my garage

Why can't a cat fly Because it doesn't have wings.

Why did the little boy fall over. Because someone shot him in the face.

Repeat after me: Silk, Silk, Silk, What's the square root of 465?

Yo mama's so ugly, She cured cancer.

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