Why can't Hellen Kelller drive? Because she's a woman.

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Why did he chicken cross the road? The suicide rate in chickens has gone up 50% in the past year alone.

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What's worse than finding out your friend is gay? Being gang-raped.

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Friends are like trees. They fall when hit multiple times with an axe.

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A blonde takes a math test it says find x? She circles x and puts there it is!

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a woman walks into a bar, she was quickly kicked out and escorted back to the kitchen

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Knock knock whose there alzheimers alzheimers who get in the van

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what do you get when a white man and a black woman have a baby? A baby

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he was walking.

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What do you hear when you put your foot on a man's ear? A man saying, "WTF are you doing?!"

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What did the Asian man say to the taxi driver? Diarrrhea

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What does an Asian do in a library in his school? Write one of these.

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Your mothers so ugly that when memory sees her it says " Damn-it I hate my job!

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I have an idea! You leave.

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How many Jehovah's Witnesses does it take to screw in a light bulb? 2. One to firmly hold the ladder and the other to cautiously screw it in. They are volunteering at the local orphanage and it is wrong to make fun of there religion. We are all different in our own special way.

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What did the boy with no arms or legs get for Christmas many gift card to stores he liked

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Knock knock. Who's there? Banana. Knock knock Who's there? Banana. Knock knock Who's there? You're in-laws. Bet you wish I said banana

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How did the black guy get knocked out? He was hit by a fridge.

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What time is it in China right now? I have no idea, it would depend on when you are reading this. Perhaps you should look at a world clock, watch, or some other sort of time-telling device rather than humorous website. Its purpose is not to tell time. However, there are many other places for this. Good luck surfing the web, friend. I have aided you the best that I can. I only hope that you will find what you are looking for.

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Why did the boy ask his dad for a phone? Because he had his head stuck up a sheeps bum

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What did the red bag have written on it? Yellow bag

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whats worse than having ice cream and not eating it? Being lactose intolerant

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What dd the man say to his wife? Make me a samich!

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What's sad about this man who committed suicide? He forgot to return his rented DVDs.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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