- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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your mother eats so many chocolates and sugary confectionary that i would recommend a check up the the dentist.

what is worse than a guy pissed?

Albert your flies undone.

What do you call a dog with no legs? A seal.

How do you keep black people out of your backyard. A no trespassing sign.

Why shouldnt you take the virginity of a 14 year old? Their pre-frontal lobe is not developed enough to sufficiently judge the affect of this action on their life.

Evan Ramsey hahaha go CAD

Someone dies every second. That's 60 a minute. 3600 a hour. 86,400 a day. 604,800 a week. 31,536,000 a year. But thankfully- I don't live in Zimbabwe.

What happened to the boy who stalked the pretty girl? His father raped him and he died in a house fire induced by his overwhelmingly sick love for the taliban

Why was darren too late for school today...? She got hit by the bus

What's the difference between a goat and a cherry? You can't put a goat on top of your ice cream.

How do you get clean dishes? You wash them.

Q: You know why the floor is so clean? A: Because the janitor puts a lot of hard work into it.

Women are only good for seventy-one things: Love A proper home to come home to everyday 69

What's black and Has 8 legs? Gang Rape.

what's the difference between northerners and southerners? southerners live to the south of birmingham, and they don,t stink of urine.

What's worse than forgetting to charge your cell phone battery? Getting wrongfully accused and going to jail and get raped by inmates for the rest of your life.

Why did the cat cross the street? It didn't. I cut off its arms and legs so it couldn't walk.

What do you do when a sing is stuck inside your head? Put a gun to your head, and shoot the song to death. It will work. Trust me. Youll never hear the song again. Or anything again.

whats worse than a leaf in your bed? World hunger, global warming, the economy......

Boy: Will you go out with me? Girl: No. Boy: Why? Girl: Because I don't want to.

Whats white and rubs stuff out ? An albino with a rubber.

So you're flying around in your bathtub, how pancakes to shingle a doghouse? Airhockey, because pizza bagels can't cry.

What were Benjamin Franklin's first words after he died? It's been 225 years and we still don't know yet.

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