KANE TUCKER HAS A CHODE THE SIZE OF HIS FINGER NAIL

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Q: What is usually black , is a rectangle and has two circles? A: An i pod touch 4

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A mexican, Japanese, and American man are eating lunch one day at work by the window. The Mexican says, "Wow! If I get a taco one more time for lunch, I'm gonna jump off this window!" The Japanese man says, "Wow! If I get a bowl or ramen one more time for lunch, I'm gonna jump off this window!" The American says" If I get grilled cheese one more time, I'm gonna jump off this window!" The next day, the mexican jumped off because he got a taco. Then, the japanese man jumped off for getting ramen. Then, the American jumped off for getting a grilled cheese sandwhich. At the funeral, the mexican wife said, "Oh if i knew he was gonna jump, I would'nt have packed it." The japanese wife said, "If I knew he was gonna jump, I wouldn't have packed it either." The American wife didn't say anything because she was hit by a bus.

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What do you call a black man with a guitar? His name

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What's awesome about going to a no-pants party? Getting stabbed 2 times.

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1,000 americans jump off a plane. They all die as a result of not having parachutes.

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What did the pineapple say to the apple? Nothing, neither can speak.

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How did the clown get the baby to stop crying? He hit it with an axe.

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What do I have in common with your mum? We're in the same bed right now.

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How do you make an Indian explode? Push the red button

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i've got a little something for you. in fact it's so small you can't see it. it's called spermatazoa

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Why did the President fall down? He was assassinated. -mattobrado

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If these walls could talk - the public would pay large sums of money to see this marvel of science. On a more serious note, they might also tell the cops about the many dead hookers stowed within them.

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roses are red violets are blue I have a knife stand by the door

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How does a person with Alzheimers' poem go? Roses are red, Roses are red, Roses are red, Wait, what was I doing?

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Once there was an ugly barnical, He was so ugly that everyone died. The end.

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Whats worse then finding a winning lottery ticket? Probably Everything

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what do call a large massacre of 1000000 people? a tragedy

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Why was the little girl not allowed to see the pirate movie? It was sold out.

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3 guys are walking in the woods there are 3 paths they each take a path. the first path lead to a shed that said blowjobs 25 cents the second path lead to the same place after they all made it threw the first guy said he got a blowjob so dose the second guy. the third guy said i made 50 cents

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A woman buys a man a Valentine's Day present.

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A baby seal walks into a club.

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What would you do if I ripped your face off? Bleed to death.

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Q: What happens when Lisa drops an iPad? A: She plays Desperado on the sax.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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