I had a terrible childhood. My mom abandoned me before I was born.

civil rights

What do you call a chicken who crosses a road? Nothing, its still a chicken

What do you call the Flintstones if they were black? N****rs

why couldn't the blind man hear? because he was also deaf.

you go up your hole down your hole between your hole and you rock and roll

Jack: Hey, you know what sucks? Jill: Vacuums Jack: Hey, you know what sucks in a metaphorical sense? Jill: Black holes Jack: Hey, you know what just isn't cool? Jill: Lava?

Why did they bury the firefighter behind the hill? Because he was dead.

Actually it was me Josh brown

this is madness! Madness? no, nevah... THIS IS SPARTA!!!!!! NO, THIS IS PATRICK!!!

If there's something strange in your neighborhood. Who ya gonna call? The Police.

periods are red waffles are blue your mum's a milf I sucked her boob

Weaner

How many licks does it take to get to the center of a tootsie pop? A lot.

What's the difference between a pizza and a Jew? A pizza doesn't scream when you put it in the oven.

How do you make a grown man cry? Fling a rubber band at him.

One sux, the other is decent. But supporting the sucky one shows u are dedicated.

You know what makes me smile? Facial muscles.

whats worse than catching your parents having sex? having sex with your parents

Why are black people so ghetto? because they live in the ghetto

A midget goes up to a prostitute and asks "what’s the worst joke you ever heard?" She replies "probably this one

how do u stop a cat from peeing on the floor? Kill it... haha

Whats faster than a mexican running down the street with your TV? An airplane

Why did jack fall off a cliff? Coz the hill was on a cliff.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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