Why was the Mexican stopped at the border? He forgot his passport.

why did the boy get hit by a bus because he dropped his ice cream

What do you call a girl with no legs? Disabled.

roses are red violets are blue you smell like poo I F*****G HATE YOU!

A man walks into a butchers and asks for a loaf of bread the butcher replies " no im a butcher" The man says " its ok my bikes outside"

What is black and white and red all over? Zebra domestic violence isn't funny.

What do you call a Muslim flying an airplane? A pilot, what did you think it was? F**king Racist dumbass

q: why won't the asian girl do anything? a: it's pretty hard to move or speak being gagged and tied up in my basement

Father Time and Mother Nature did the nasty, and had a kid called humanity. It had down syndrome. Very sad.

Q: How many blondes does it take to screw in a light bulb? A: Enough.

Why did the woman go in a elevator with Ray Rice? Because they were both going to the 25th floor and stairs would take too long.

What did the White guy say to the Black Guy? Nothing... he looked him up and down and spat at him instead.

Whats sad about 6 mexicans driving off a cliff in an escalade? An escalade sits 7 people.

Yo momma so fat, she's dead.

Roses are red Violets are black Why is your chest as flat as your back?

What did the boy with no arms or legs get for Christmas many gift card to stores he liked

I'm Coming

Three Kids dressed as a bear, a chicken, and a penguin walk into a bar. The bartender asks the to leave as they are all under the legal drinking age.

Yo momma is so fat that....actually she's quite fit and i'd love to take her out on a date.

a man dyslexic into bar walks a

What did John say to Tim Hi I'm John

A Japanese Nuclear Scientist goes to the swimming pool, and buys a ticket. He went to the changing rooms and proceeded to have a lovely bit of exercise, which helped him burn off the calories from his carbohydrate based luncheon.

Why did the chicken cross the road? He never did because he's in KFC

Q. Why couldn't the blind black guy read. A. He's Dead

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