A blonde walks into a bar. She says ow

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There's an Englishman, an Irishman and a Scotsman. They are all trapped in a jail cell. Eventually they all starved to death.

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Why do cows say moo? Because it's a cow

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Why were 50 police officers in the supermarket? A tsunami had struck and they were cleaning out hundreds of bodies

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Why did the man stop going to his local doctor? Because they put highly poisen liquids in the shots

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I banged your mom so hard that she got a urinary tract infection.

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Aodhans da is Mr.Bradly and he dosnt know what coordinates are, 180 anti-clockwise,he has "the key to examination success is revision and homestudy tattooed on his chest, his das herbert the pervert, his mas a taxcollector and on the dole, his da sits on the roof eating biscuits, cleaning the satilite dish, he gets his pubes shaved in gordans chemist, he uses mcdonaldsd wifi, hes a fruit fly and he can stop global warming by shaking his head!!!!!!!!

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Q: Why did the purple cantalope eat the curtains at midnight? A: Sassafrass.

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How did Sarah Offet win? He had no arms. Knock, knock? Whose there? Not Sarah Offet

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Why did the chicken cross the road? AIDs.

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How would a camel lick its own tongue It doesn't It actually gets karate chopped by Bob Sager.

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Why was the giant centipede full? Because it just ate half a dozen purebred golden retriever puppies by hiding all day in the poopy newspapers and emerging at night to eat the defenseless baby dogs in their sleep. BUM BUM BUM KSSSH!

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What is worse than catching someone trying to cheat by looking at your exam? Getting struck by lightning.

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Yo mom is so stinky that when she gets in a room every one leaves the room

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Me: Have you ever eaten Ethiopian food? You: No. Me: Neither have they.

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Roses are Red Violets are Blue Even though I can't tell Because I am color blind

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What did the fat man order at McDonalds? Nothing, he was on a diet

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-Knock Knock -Who's there? -Jehovah's Witness. Have you heard the word of God?

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josh- your a strange boy. liam- yes. due to by up bringing i have been exposed to unusual situations that most people do not encounter therefore affecting how i behave. Secondly the definition of normal is varying from person to person making being normal to every human being difficult to even the most capable of people. Essentialy Josh i care little for you comment. *josh was a black man who died of cancer 6 weeks after this incodent*

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How many New Yorkers does it take to screw in a light bulb? NONE A YO F******G BUSINESS!!!

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Why did the Mexican fall off of a cliff? He lost is ballence.

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What happens when you shoot someone? They die.

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what do you call 4 black people pushing a car uphill? unfortunate

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Why was Johnny sad? He had a frog stapled to his face.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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