Q: Who wants a chick with big breasts? A: Everyone apparently, because chickens are being genetically engineered that way because people are racist about what part of the chicken then want to eat. The white meat or the dark meat. Guess what? Now they can't walk because they are top heavy. And who's fault is that? The people who only eat the white meat.

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How many blondes does it take to replace a light bulb? Well, it depends if the person is blond or not. Also the person's age, as kids may not understand this proses at all.

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Why does an ostrich have such a long neck? Because its head is so far from its body.

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Why did the rooster cross the road? Because he wanted to prove he wasn't a chicken.

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There were three soap salesmen in a bar. They were comparing how good they were at selling their wares. "I'm so good that I sell 60% of my soap bars each day," says the first salesman, bragging. The second one wasn't to be outdone. "I'm so good that I sell 80% of my soap bars," he declared. The last salesmen, who, up to the moment had been relatively quiet, suddenly said in a calm and collected manner, "Oh that's nothing. I'm so good that I sell all of my soap bars each day."

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An Englishman, an Irishman, a Frenchman, a Scottish man, an Australian, a German, a Spaniard, an Icelandic man, a Norwegian, a Swede, a Dane, an Italian, a Morrocan, an American, an Algerian, an Egyptian, a Syrian, an Israelite, a Chinese man, a Russian, a Japanese man, an Indian and a Brazilian all walk into a bar. It was a large bar.

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why did the cow go to the theater? to see the new movies pick one and have a good time.

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XD That one was awesome Nero, for a moment I was really wondering if you refer towards a tough guy as yourself as a boy. Now you pretty lucky I like tough guys, and you always have a savage joke at hand don't you?

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" Whats the deal with airline food? " -Sharon

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srrsly, the fuk is going down here? read down It`s satanist rituals or something, Are there mmodderators that will remove this things seriusly!Moral stuf is satanism!!!!

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Women's Rights

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how many babies does it take to paint a house depends on how hard you throw em

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Why was the Mexican running? He was being chased by border patrol!

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Black people stink of shite!

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Your mother is so slutty that she seduced me while I was drunk. I'm so sorry.

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wut du u cull a niggre whos wyte nut a niggre

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Q. What do you get if you cross a suspicious person with a paranoid person? A. Who wants to know

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Q: Whats red and bad for your teeth? A: a brick

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Why didn't Suzie answer her mother? Suzie has a serious condition where she is mute and also severely deaf.

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Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she's dead.

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What more fun than a barrel full of monkeys? A barrel of dead babies

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Knock knock Who the fuck says knock knock?

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So you keep your knowledge sharp do you? When it comes to hypnosis and such?

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Anti Joke

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