- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what didn't Jon go to the movies? He tripped and broke his neck and cant look up

Why didnt sally throw out her lunch? Her mom had a miscarriage, she was never born.

What's the difference between an ant and a dinosaur? They are both birds, apart from the ant and the dinosaur

How many drugs does it take for Eminem to sing in a live concert? Enough.

A man was walking home when a little boy ran up to him. He said "hey mister, how do you sleep apples?" Then the man wasn't sure why he asked him so he spelled it out for him "that's easy my boy, A-P-P-L-E" the little boy said "you said pee pee!" Then he laughed and ran off

Q: What did the serail rapist say to his best friend? A: You're a good friend

Why was the minority crying? He had something in his eye.

Q: Whats horny and likes your leg? A: My dog.

What wuld u do for a klondike bar? Nothing taste like shit.

1 white girl and 2 black men -TRAGIC

A dyslexic man walks into a bra drinks a bear and leafs .....

Q: What's worse than being stung by a bee A: The Rwandan Genocide

Two blondes were in a parking lot trying to unlock the door of their car with a coat hanger. They had left the keys inside and no-one was around to help.

Knock Knock Who's there

A baby seal walks into a club. I happens to be that the club is having their bi-annual PETA meeting, and the baby seal is chosen as the organization's new mascot. After touring the nation and meeting important world leaders, the baby seal still wonders why there was a club at the North Pole.

I Never apologize, I'm sorry, that's just me

What does china and an 80 year old body builder have in common? They're both asian. I forgot to mention that the body builder is japanese.

Roses are red violets are blue shes for me not for u if by chance u talk my place ill grab my fist and smah your face

Roses are red violets are blue make me a sandwhich so i can eat it

Roses are Orange Violets are Green I'm Colorblind..

Why did the girl stop running? Because she is in a wheelchair and will never walk again

How do you make a person who wins the lottery sad? You threaten to kill his family.

whats long hard and full of seamen? a submarine.

My spelling is horrible

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