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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the furry tweet when he went to a furry convention? A: I'm at a furry convention

Sigh, everybody in the world hates me :( Moral: Seven billion people? Realy?

What did the homosexual farmer say when he answered the phone? Hello

How many beavers does it take to paint a house blue? 0, beavers cant paint.

Why does austin bell like it up the butt? Cause he's a cat a kitty cat meow meow meow and meow meow meow

Billy Idol walks into a New York City Bar. He snorts lines of coke with his comrades in the bathroom and continues his night by having sex with attractive underage females

What do the holocaust and new born babies have in common? Nothing. Except some babies are born in Germany.

A man decided it was time to quit his job so he put his 2 weeks in and went to look for another job.

What did the boy's mother say to her daughter when she walked in on her father having sex with her grandmother? The grandfather said "how are you"? He wasn't a part of that fiasco. However I'm sure that whoever saw what was confused and looking for answers.

Q) What did one chicken say to the other? A) Nothing. Chickens can't talk.

Why is there a rock in a boy's foot? He wasn't weraing shoes.

yo momma is so fat that she contributes to americas obesity problem

What do a baby and a slinky have in common? They both bring a smile to your face when you push then down a flight of stairs.

Why are you on this sight? You're procrastinating. I am too

Why did the kid drop his football? He had a heart attack

A man walks into a bar and then, after a relatively short period of time, walks out of the bar.

a guy was waiting for his date, then she arrived and they went happily to the cinema

Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she's blind and deaf.

How many blonde chicks does it take to screw in a lightbulb? Two. One to set the house on fire, and the other to call 119.

roses are red violets are blue i have Alzheimers but at least i do not have Alzheimers

What's worse than one bee sting? 2 bee stings. What's worse than 2 bee stings? The holocaust. What's worse than the holocaust? 3 bee stings.

Why did the jews get off the bus? Because i threw a fridge at it

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Michael Jackson and Barack Obama talked to each other about oreos

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