What did the Black women tell her Asian boyfriend in bed Nothing because they don't talk when they are sleeping

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What do you get if you cross a bomb expert, and a homophob? a blowjob

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Why did the squirrel fall out of the tree? Because it was dead. Why did the second squirrel fall out of the tree? Because it was stapled to the first one. Why did the third squirrel fall out of the tree? Because it thought it was a game. Why did the tree fall over? Because it thought it was a squirrel.

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Q: how do you fit 100 jews in a car A: 3 in the back one in the passenger seat and 96 in the ash tray

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Why did the girl fall off the swing? she had no arms. Why doesnt she have arms? they got bit off by a shark. Knock knock. Who's there? Not the girl.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It was suicidal.

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waiter! waiter! theres a fly in my soup! the waiter immediately retrieved a new soup and gave them a 50% discount for the misshap.

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An Atheist sneezed. Everyone around him said, "God bless you." He thanked them and continued on with his day.

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A brunette, a redhead and a blonde are on the run from the police. They see a barn, and decide to hide inside it. They find three burlap sacks, and each hide in one. The police enter the barn, arrest each of the girls, and sentence them to life imprisonment for murder.

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The people who posted those extremely long "jokes" down there have no life.

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What was the strangest part about meeting a girl called Suzie? She had arms.

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Fuck off, seriously, if your name is Tifa, my name is bah, I got better things to do.

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Why did the black man take the watermelon? Because he bought it, and watermelons are delicious.

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Chuck Norris was in a staring contest with the sun. He's blind now.

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What did the atheist say as Jesus walked past? nothing, he ran to the nearest bar and called the insane asylum.

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what do you call a young man? a little boy

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So seriously you have never ever played videogames before?

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What's the difference between a black guy and a white guy? Thousands of years of different evolutionary tracks resulting from different climates and available food sources.

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A man walks into a bar. And has a beer.

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I was typing a new book today (literature wild west, and I realized I had been writing the same shit over and over again for eight hours and was dead tired when It went so..) Welcome to the wild west, guns! Hayballs! MONSTER TRUCKS! And then I kinda thought to myself... Is it just me or am I trying a bit too hard? So guys? What do you think, am I trying a bit too hard here? Funny story, I am tired and drank lots of coffee, so I am holding back in order to not try so hard... Not trying hard enough to hold back? I am asking you! WHY? BECAUSE YOUR ANSWER DOES NOT MATTER! ARE WE GAME?

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What do black people and tables have in common? Nothing.

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joe: guess what. Bob: what. Joe: nothing I just wanted to talk

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what happens when y tell ur deff brother uve been sleeping with his wife..nothing

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So a woman walks out of a kitchen, she is instantly mauled by a bear.

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