- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a deer with no eyes? A vet.

whats worse than having the flu? having cancer

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An irishman walks into a bar and stays there until he goes home.

How do you know a black man's been in your backyard? If you throw a barbecue and your friends of African-American descent decide to bring cold cuts.

y do black people always have nightmares because we killed the one who had a dream

A man goes to the doctor. The doctor says, I'm sorry but you have about four to six months to live. The man goes home and checks his million dollar life insurance policy.It expires in three months.

What did micheal Jackson get for Christmas?a restraining order!

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Cyrus: Can you dig it?! Phil: I can feel it calling in the air tonite……..oh lord

A bunch of teens were egging the house of their science teacher for giving them homework over break. They got caught by their teacher's ex-husband and he told them, "She broke up with me for telling her she was being too hard on her students. So, my friends, egg on!!!!!"

A blode walks into a bar, She gets her hair dyed brown and is later presumed smarter due to a the genral public being steriotipical.

your mom is so ugly that she is still a virgin, you don't exist you are just a figment of my imagination.

Why are babies like shake weights? Cause If you shake them long enough, they both end up being inanimate objects.

Q. What has 5 chins, 10 eyes, 10 feet, and 50 fingers? A. Five People.

knock, , knock , who's there the gas man the gas man who ? the gas man who is gonna turn your gas off !

whats worse than unloading a truck of dead babies with pitch forks? Finding one alive

Why was the chicken sad Thanksgiving

On a scale of 1 to Lord Voldemort, how awkward would you say your hugs are?

What was the fly doing in the soup? Nothing, the guy ordered pizza.

How do you make a kids parents mad? Fly an SR71-BLACKBIRD into him.

what do u say to a girl after you have sex with her? i like cheese

Why did the chicken cross the road? The farmer murdered his family

Why did the teacher need sunglasses? Because she taught in a classroom with a very big window and the sun kept getting in her eyes.

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