- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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1: Why did Suzie have no arms and no legs? 2: Why? 1: Knock Knock? 2: Who's there? 1: Not Suzie

What's the difference between a Jew and a Canoe Well one is a human, beating heart, and the other is a small boat you row in

Why did Adolf Hitler Start WWII and kill millions of Jews? Because he was a poweful dictator

One day a baby hit himself on the head with a stuffed animal. I lied, it was a brick, so he died.

Whats 9 plus 10? 19

asking someone to check ur broken wing mirror to fall into that persons arms by accident is not a good idea

What do you do to Jewish people? You Challah at them.

What's the different between jelly and jam? I can't jelly my penis up your butthole

A man and a woman walk into a bar... They both die from cerebral hemorrhages.

There were three elephants in a bathtub. One said, "Pass me the soap." The other one said, "What do you think I am? A Radio???"

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Q: What is scarier than the boogie man? A: Herpes

Q: What is black and white, black and white, black and white? A: A Nun falling down the stairs.

Why did a black kid kill his teacher? No reason. That what they do

Why did the car stop To buy drugs

Your mother is so fat she has to have her clothing specially ordered, this brought her to a massive credit card bill and made your entire family bankrupt.

You trying to be funny kid? This is a matter of security to the national degree, point zero has been compromised, unless you bring out one of these soon, I am myself going to drag your ass into prison.

Why did a man throw butter out the window ? So he could see butter fly and then realized that there was one on window cil

your momma's so fat that we are all seriously concerned for her health.

So a crippled guy rolls into a bar..

A guy has spikey things in his butt, what happened?............... He fell on a cactus.

what class did Jimmy get an A in? None, he is dyslexic

Q:What do you call a mexican witha clean record? A: Impossible

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