whats black and white and black and white and black and white? a penguin rolling down a hill whats black and white and laughing? the penguin that pushed him

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A hooker walks into a bar. She orders a few drinks and leaves. She's a man.

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I was on Skype with a girl yesterday and she asked "Do you want to see something?" "No," I said "my mom's in the room and she might get a bad interpretation." "I really want you to see this." She said. " No, my mom's still in the room, she'll think I'm weird if you turn out the lights." "Darn I really wanted to see your glow in the dark snuggie."

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My friends told me they found a dead women....they said they pissed on her........that was my mom

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why did the boy drop the ball. he was shot in the head.

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What do a black lesbian, Adolf Hitler and Jesus have in common? They are all the subject of this question.

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why is caleb mears sucha perv? becasuee its calebbbb ahahahahahahah

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The closest I've been to an animal charity was when I walked past it to by myself a fur coat

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a white man a black man and an asian man had a few drinks at a bar. they all died from alcohol poisoning

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23 convicts were showering. One of them dropping his soap bar. The person next to him picked it up, and the one who dropped it said thanks.

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What is black and blue and doesn't like sex? The 6 year old in my basement.

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Why does Larry the Cable Guy get his own T.V. show??? Why can't I have one of my own??? .......ah...forgot....I'm a minority...

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What did Harry Potters owl say to Harry Potter? delivowe for hawwy potter!

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what did the duck say to the other duck Quack

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Why did the chicken cross the road? He believed pedestrians had the right

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Why was the black man in school detention? For sleeping in and showing up late accidently

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whats red and all over the road your family after a horrific car crash

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Justin Beiber has fame, his own bodyguards, he has performed many shows and has everyone's attention. What do you have? A penis.

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What do you call a bunch of white people walking down a cliff? Avalanche

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I used to have a shirt just like yours, except it was green. And it was a bicycle.

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 had a gun...

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What do you call a gay man having sex with a woman? Sex.

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why was the man denied his teaching job? because he is a wanted cerial killer in 43 states.

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