what did i get my mom for her birthday? Nothing im selfish

whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? the holocaust

A woman buys a man a Valentine's Day present.

What do you call a girl with an iq of 13 Dead

what do you call a muslim flying a plane a pilot

Yes

Fenestrade De Riguerto sat aloft his might horse Bentereuse and called for his brigadiers. At home his wife was opening a package. 2 minutes later a sound could be heard reverberating across the countryside. It was the invasion fleet from Denarus V wiping out humanity

What' worse than random Holocaust jokes? The Holocaust

What do you call a man that likes to play baseball? A Baseball Player.

Have you seen Stevie wonders new house? No Neither has he.

Why were our jokes deleted? Because it's anti-joke.

Did you hear about the new brand of shovel? Yeah, it's pretty groundbreaking.

YOU-why did the airplane crash? (person): why? YOU-Because jimmy was flying it. (person): Who is jimmy? YOU- a fish.

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 beat the crap out of 8.

all these jokes are horrible now

A drunk man into a bar. He is ripping apart a family

What isyellow and can't swim? a bulldozer

A guy walks into a bar and falls.

How many electricians does it take to screw on a light bulb? 1

what did the white guy say to the black guy at the homeless shelter? Hi.

why does her hair shine so nicely? she uses good shampoo.

Q: How many chicken nuggets can fit into an olympic size swimming pool? A: 8,563,690,152... Corndogs

Where did Sudie go during the bombing? Everywhere.

I hate when people see me at the store and are like "What are you doing here??" and Im just like, "Oh, you know, hunting elephants..."

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