Why did the black guy get hit by a banana He was low on potassium and his friend threw the banana too hard

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Why couldn't Helen Keller drive? Because she was blind.

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A blond, a brunette, and a redhead all entered their designated classrooms to begin AP testing. They all worked extraordinarily hard to earn a passing grade and receive college credit. The brunette and the redhead received passing, yet average, grades. The blond also received a score that reflected the amount of effort she put into studying and memorizing the material, because there is no correlation between hair color and intelligence.

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A Jew, a Catholic, and an Aeithiest walk into a bar. The bartender look at them and says "Is this some kind of a joke?".

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A duck walks into a bar- nope, just chuck testa...

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A guy walks into a restaurant and sits down only to realize he is not wearing any pants. Immediately the police are called and arrest the man for indecent exposure. Given there were children in the restaurant at the time, the man is also charged as level 3 sex offender and is held on $100,000 bail. His family receives the news and become the talk of the town. His wife commits suicide from embarrassment, leaving her 10 year old son up for adoption who later gets involved with drugs due to his rough childhood.

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Why did the mans nuts itch he had crabs

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, I forgot the rest, Don't laugh at me...

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Q:What's black, wrinkled and smells like raisins? A: A raisin.

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what is the difference between hitler and the jews? They had different religions

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what has 2 legs and no eyes? A decapitated cat with only its lower half remaining

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What's orange and rhymes with a parrot. A carrot

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What's worse than finding a knife in your car? Finding a car in your knife.

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A white kid, a black kid, and an Asian kid all try out for the basketball team. Which one makes the team? All of them, because they are all very good.

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I got 99 problems but a bitch ain't one . Though , I do have cancer .

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Did you fall from heaven? Cause your face is pretty messed up!

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Guy: I have a gun get in my van Girl: SHOTGUN!

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What's green, has four legs and falls from trees? A praying mantis that lost a battle and had it's frongt two legs removed causing it to lose balance and gripand plumet groundward from the tree.

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Hey! Do you like fishsticks? Me too :)

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What is the worst part about dying? no-one cause no-one has ever survived dying to know what it is like so how is it possible that I would know

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So I says to the guy "take the money and run." He then takes my money and walks down the street.

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How is a raven like a writing desk? Both have absolutely nothing to do with the other one.

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Guy 1: Hey look under there Guy 2: Under what inanimate object that is physically visible and made up of atoms

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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