- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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There once was a man from Nantucket, he was a very nice person and had many friends.

Two peanuts were crossing a road. One was salted.

Your mother is so ugly that her physical appearance causes her to have a low self-esteem.

How did Debbie get a black eye? Because her dad asked her to take off her pants and she refused so he beat her

Roses are nice, Violets are glorious, Try not to scare, Oscar Pistorius.

Dylan F is stupid He goes to his cousins house Then falls into a pit Moves on

What is Brown And Sticky ? ......... a Stick

DONT think about ELEPHANTS. Your thinking about elephants now.

A horse walks into a bar You have been reading so many anti jokes that you can actually anticipate the anti-joke punchline to this joke, because it is one of maybe 3 or 4.

What scares little children and befriends their parents? A clown

what did the stop sign say to the car? nothing.

Why was the girl running out of the school? Because her principal was trying to rape her.

What happened to the black jew? He went to college and died in a plane crash.

Why did the chicken cross the road? His family was being held hostage on the other side.

What did the woman say to the black man in bed Good morning honey

How do you make an onion cry? Onions are incapable of crying

Why Jimmy doesn't listen to his mother? Because he's deaf

what did the dog say to the cat? bark what did the cat say to the dog? nothing it ran away

Why do all black people have AIDS? Because they deserve it.

A guy wearing a top hat walks into a bar. He says, "Ow."

Why did the princess kiss the frog? She really wanted a wart.

What is the difference between an Australian and an Ethiopian? One is from Australia the other is from Ethiopa

What is red and smells like brown feces? Bloody feces

Why does Joel get so many numbers from girls? Because he asks for them nicely.

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