- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why can't bob fix it? I through a frige at him.he died.

What did the kid with no arms or legs get for christmas? A bike.

Why was the man lying under a sheet. Because he was dead.

A black man walks into a bar. He paid his tab and couldn't have been more polite.

What's a lil plus a lot A little more then a lot

what happens when chuck norris loses his hokey-bar? your mother

If your mom is a teacher and your dad is a gynecologist, how many pancakes does it take to stack on top of a dog house roof? 12. Because footballs don't have feathers.

Why did Adolf Hitler Start WWII and kill millions of Jews? Because he was a poweful dictator

Why did the lamborghini drive off the cliff? Because the person driving was a fridge

Why did the man fart? He didn't. Stop being so dirty-minded.

Why was timmy live on the streets? His parents didnt have the money to abort him!! HaHa

what's the worst lie in the universe? I swear to god that was my last piece of gum

why did Sallt fall off the swings? she had no arms knock knock who's there not Sally

What is black and hangs on a rope next to a rebel flag in my back yard? A tire swing for my redneck kids to swing on.

Why did the carpenter cry? Somebody killed his family.

What starts with "P" and ends with "orn"? Popcorn

Have you heard of the dog that sounds like Megan fox? No Oh, well ummm apperantally there's this ummm dog that sounds like Megan fox. So ummm yeah. Pretty interesting stuff

Why was the black man fired from his job? Because the company was beginning to lose sales which then resulted in job cuts.

Granny P-O-R-N!!!!

Q: What's big, green, fuzzy, and will kill you if it falls out of a tree? A: A pool table.

Roses are gray, Violets are gray, I am a dog.

There are two blonds in a car, the driver to looks to the other blond (carelessly taking in her surroundings) They crash and the passenger is grusomely killed to the point of not being recognized and the driver later commits suicide from the guilt and pending law suit.

Why did the potato cross the road? It didn't. A potato is a vegetable. It cannot walk, think or speak.

If Donald Trump was in Game Of Thrones, he'd probably be a part of The Wall.

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