- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Sometimes i like to stand on my chair and pretend that i am a carrot.

Why do midgets wear condoms? To avoid unwanted pregnancies and sexually transmitted diseases.

Why was the kid crying? Cause he had a frog stapled to his face.

how many people does it take to change a light bulb....... none..................its stilll bright

Do you believe in love at first site? Or should I walk by again?

Ask me if I'm God.. Dude, we all know you're not God.

Q. What do you call a gay bar with no bar stools? A. A gay bar

What is the difference between a pig and a crow? One is a animal that Is butchered to be eaten as a wonderful meat product. And the other is a pretentious asshole bird that no one likes.

How can you make sure your friend wont die of cancer? Decapitate him

What did the girl tell her abusive boyfriend Girl: You broke my heart! Boyfriend: I'm gonna break your face.

What do you get when you cross an owl and a bungee cord? Well, contrary to popular belief, it is NOT Master Pain's (Betty's) "butt". You would most likely get a bungee jumping owl.

Friends are a lot like trees I just thought you should know.

On Friday the 13th,My cat turned into a dog.

Your mama is so white she helped pay for your education because she wants you to have the best opportunities in life.

Q:How many pieces of paper can one tree make? A:Trees cannot make paper, people make paper from trees. So the answer is none, a tree can't make any paper whatsoever.

your mother is so fat that I am concerned that her health is at stake and she may develop diabetes and heart disease

What did micheal Jackson get for Christmas?a restraining order!

Why can't Ray Charles drive? Because he's dead.

I have a friend named Jay . But for short , he likes to be called J .

Why did the teacher's cat die? It had cat herpes and feline immunodeficiency virus

Why doesn't a duck's quack echo? Evolution.

women are like buddhist shrines, you don't piss on them

What did the father say to his child Christmas morning? you're adopted

My brother found a worm in his apple. I dared him to eat it, so he did. When he tried to swallow, the mashed up worm congealed in his throat, killing him. Later, I found out that the worm had poisonous rectum fluids. I was given the Nobel Peace prize.

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