- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Knock, Knock Who's there? Knock, Knock Knock, Knock who? Knock, Knock

How do you keep the crime rate down in a black neighborhood? Blow everybody up all at one time.

What's black and white and read all over? Michael Jackson bleeding, I spelled " red" wrong

why did the black child cry? strange men cut his penis off

whats funnier then a joke on anit jokes pracitcally anything cause anti jokes repaeats and everyone has herd them

What is worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding Barney the purple dildo!

Sally bought a shakeweight. She is an alcoholic and is ruining her family.

Whats worse than a man who has had a hard day at work, he goes to a bar and gets drunk, he goes home and beats his wife? I his wife was fat and had cancer

How do you wake up Lady Gaga in the morning You poke her face

Why did the little boy die? His mother got an abortion...

Who lives in a pineapple under the sea? Madeline McCan

what is the opposite of underpants? overpants

A priest, a rabbi and a mullah walk into a bar. The bartender looks at the three, laughs and says "Please leave now, God is dead"

Why was the black man fired from the bakery? He didn't work hard and was repeatedly absent

What do you say on a date with Uma Thurman? Hey Uma, pass the salt.

I'll take a Reuben, light sauce, and could you do Provolone instead of Swiss?

What do you call a black man flying a plane? A pilot.

Why am I telling you this joke? Because the person who did it before me mentioned that he enterted this, agreed to the Terms of Service and clicked submit - but missed out that he also typed in the capcha. Mine said: never quit.

Roes are red, Violets are blue, This poem doesn't rhyme, You're entire family has died. The plane that they were on went down due to a flock of geese getting sucked into the engine. They were visiting you for your twenty fifth birthday and wanted to surprise you. there were no survivors.

Como estan lo que sienta in el tarea de tomo caliente? A. Los sientos! ~ this is why nobody likes Spanish

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what did your mom say to you? go fuck your self you stupid greedy shit. you start crying later in your bedroom, then your mom comes with a bag full of your fathers semen, and dildos. and forces you to drink the entire bag.

What did the radiator say to the carpet? Nothing, a radiator is an inanimate object, and therefore is unable to speak.

roses are red violets are blue cookie monster is gonna eat you big bird is yellow you look mellow dont forget elmo to

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