- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call nuts on a wall? Walnuts. What do you call nuts on your chest? Chestnuts. What do you call nuts on your chin My dick in your mouth.

What do you call a man with no arms and no legs? A cripple.

A man walks into a bar. He then walks out of the bar a while after. He then goes home and goes to bed. And then he goes to sleep. And then in an odd time travel paradox,a T-Rex arrives from the past and kills him and his entire family.

Whats the difference between a red cup and a blue cup. Ones red and the other is blue.

What is better than tissues? Correct!

What's Tyrion Lannister short for? It's not short for anything, it's his full name.

what did little johnny get his grandfather for christmas?nothing his grandfather died on thanksgiving

Lasers are red, Tasers are blue, and I will use them, to kill you!

Why did the chicken cross the road? It was a turkey, idiot.

Q: What's worse than a black guy with a gun? A: the holocaust

Me: Wanna play a game of red light and as I get closer to you, you get to call red light?? girl: Yea! okay, go! girl: green light!! Me: Sorry, firetrucks don't stop for red lights

What do you call a terrible Therapist that shoots coke up his nose? Sickman, Sickman Fraud.

an irishman an american and a jihadist get a plane were did they go right through my house

Your momma's so fat she ate oranges and coffe

What do you call an armless, legless man hanging on a wall? Art.

when life gives you lemons, you should go to the hospital as you may have dyslexia

How do you get your dog to stop barking? You snap its neck.

* two sisters are making yo mam jokes* * mom turns around* mom: Hey yo mama so stupid ... sister one: ummmm.... sister two: sure thats not you?

- Why the black people smell? - To let even the blind person hate them.

Why was the boy crying? Because he had a frog stapled to his face.

whats harder than nailing a dead baby to a tree? my dick wile i do it

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because numbers, like people, are afraid of all things bigger than themselves

A man is at the doctor's waiting to be examined. The doctor walks into the room and takes one look at the man. The Doctor says, "You will need to stop masturbating." The man looks at him and says, "What, why?" The doctor says, "so that I can examine you"

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