What if your name was Mr. David and the office called you down and you were wearing a dress?

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I used to be into necrophilia, bestiality, and sado-masochism; but then I realized I was just beating a dead horse.

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whats worse than walking in to the doctors office and he says you got aids heaps of stuff can be worse but haha you got aids

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How do you make Jacob cry? Take away his xbox

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Why did the girl fall of her bike? Because she got hit by a fridge!

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Whats a six letter name for black people? Friend.

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Whats worse than getting a B+ in Biology? Getting raped by a scorpion.

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Katy perry isn't on clould nine because it's physicaly impossible to stand on water persipitation.

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What did the hitler youth kid get for Christmas? An easy bake oven and a G.I. Jew.

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Imagine that we take all of the elephants in the world and laid them out end to end in space Did you know all of the elephants would die Nature fact

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did you see stevie wonder's new guitar no neither did he

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How much wood could a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood? I do not know because it depends on the woodchuck; however, if some statistical evidence is gathered on the average amount of wood a woodchuck could chuck you most likely would get a close answer, considering that the statistical research was not flawed.

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What happens if a black person meets a white person? They shake hands

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Who is JP? A really smart kid! HAHA jk

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Why did the chicken cross the road? I don't know... I thought no one knew the answer to that question...

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Roses are Red Violets or Red Trees are Red HOLY SH*T MY GARDEN'S ON FIRE!

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Why is it scientifically proven that even Spider-Man would be a match for Superman? Because none exist. Moral: The only Super Hero... not scientifically proven, but I exist so that makes me stronger than both of them!

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Man goes to the doctors, He waits patiently in the waiting room for nine minutes and is then called in to see the doctor for a routine check up. After seeing the doctor he picks up his sisters kid from school and carries on with his day.

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What is worse than ten babies in the street, eleven babies in the street.

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Roses are red The grass is green I want you in my bed If you know what I mean.

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Why doesn't a ducks quack echo? Actually, it does, but the echo is imperceptible to human ears.

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Knock-Knock Who's there? The The Who? The Beatles!

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What's big with fat all over it? Your mom on this dick

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Why don't gingerbread cookies have souls? Cookies don't have souls.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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