Why did the black man commit suicide? Because he was killed by a white cop.

Q: What do you call a serial killer named Mark? A: Mark.

What do a baby and a slinky have in common? They both bring a smile to your face when you push then down a flight of stairs.

When black people wore their pants low, white people called it "Saggin" little did they know that "saggin" spelled backwards is "white supremacy" those sneaky white people

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Your momma's so fat, people make jokes about her.

What does it mean when people say your mom? it means that there name is Hunter

There's 2 black guys in a car. Who's driving. Probably one of the 2 men.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I've got a smoke dectecter, You died in a fire

What do you get when you write your own anti-joke? Herpes.

How many men does it take to change a lightbulb? One

How many victims of the holocaust does it take to screw in a light bulb? Zero. They're all dead you sick fuck.

what do you get when you cross a jellyfish, a jar, and a brown crayon? i dont know, im not into genetics, and jars dont have genes.

There was a black guy and a blonde crossing the street. They are not related.

Their was three black men that walked into a bar. They then ordered three drinks and had sex... I lied about walking into a bar

A lost young boy walks into a bar to ask for a map. The Bartender takes him into a room and rapes him.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't.

What do you call a person without any arm no legs and a eye patch? names

What looks like a rainbow but isn't seen in the sky? A drawing of a rainbow

Roses are Blue Violets are Red Watermelons are green Refridgerator

Knock Knock Who's there? Jehovah Witness

What's the easiest way to get a cat out of a tree? Call the fire department and allow them to safely reach the cat and properly extract it from the tree while you watch from below.

Roses are red Violets are blue Most poems rhyme This one doesn't

What caused the man to become blind? He took an arrow to the knee.

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