Next time someone says "I have mad money"... Say "whys it mad"

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2 sheeps are outside having a great time One sheep walks up to the other sheep and says: hello The other sheep says: hello Now what I want to know: what ally do you get your drugs from

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A man decided it was time to quit his job so he put his 2 weeks in and went to look for another job.

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Hey I just met you, And this is crazy, I've got dementia, Hey I just met you.

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An anti joke a day... really doesn't actually do that much

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here is a good joke... your moms a bitch END OF STORY!

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Why did Hitler kill himslef? He saw his gas bills.

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what kind of pizzas did the twin tower executives order on 9-11? two large "planes"

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why did the chicken cross the road? to get to the house. knock knock. who's there? the chicken!

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I'd love to submit an anti joke, but unfortunatley I don't own a computer.

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Do you know how I know you're gay? 'Cuz your dick taste like shit.

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How do you get children to behave? Chop them up.

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What's the difference between an elephant and a plum? Their color. What did Tarzan say when he saw the elephants coming over the hill? Here come the elephants over the hill. What did Jane say when she saw the elephants coming over the hill? Here come the plums over the hill. She was color blind.

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Why'd the kid stick ice up his nose? To keep his lunch cold.

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how do you rube out a circle? don't draw one

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the awkward moment when your mom wakes you up and you realize she died six years ago

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what did one paper football say to the other? did you get flicked off too.

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Ask me if im a tree Are you a tree no

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Why did Jim get hit by a train? Because he was standing in the tracks.

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Roses are red violets are blue this poem is stupid.

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Two colleague janitors sit next to each other in the coffee room, one says to the other: About yesterday... I checked three times and it looks pretty normal. Sorry... I wasn't around to hear the question the other posed the day before, but I heard it's supposed to be pretty funny with this answer. So... Less is better then none, right?

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Why was the black man running? He has to stay fit for the army.

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A mermaid found a magic lamp at the bottom of the ocean. She rubbed it and a cat with 9 lives came out so he didn't drown.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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