- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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your mama is so fat, she sat on the ipod touch and made the ipad.

Wha do you call a couple with aids? 2 pepole who need immediate health treatment.

What do you get when you cross a rooster with a cocker spaniel? Nothing, because roosters and Dog's don't mix.

A Hideo Kojima AntiJoke Typed by Hideo Kojima. Idea By Hideo Kojima. Concept By Hideo Kojima Spacing by Hideo Kojima Controlled for typos by Hideo Kojima Overseen By Hideo Kojima Aproved By Hideo Kojima. Reconsidered By Hideo Kojima Accepted by Hideo Kojima What took you so long?

why did the blonde fall down a mineshaft? Beacuse the rapist needed somewhere to hide the body

What do you call cheese that is not yours? It depends on the type of cheese.

* two sisters are making yo mama jokes* * mom turns around* mom: Hey yo mama so stupid ... sister one: ummmm.... sister two: sure thats not you?

Anyone can post anything.

YODO (unless you're religious background encourage you to believe in an afterlife of some sort, be it of animalia or homo sapien decent.

Stephen Hawkings walks into a bar. An impossible thing because he can't walk.

What is the difference between a pile of baby's and a new jeep? I don't have a brand new jeep in my garage.

Truth is Jordan Abu aita has a hairy @ss

Why did Suzy have burns on her face? Because her little brother attacked her with a hot curling iron thinking it was a lightsaber.

Bob loves Anne. Anne loves Bob. No one cares.

Why did the chicken cross the road? I don't know. Me either. Well, later. Later.

If you walked into a grocery store right in the middle of Cuba what won't you see? The missing Malaysian MH370 Boeing.

Your mom is so fat that she turns "One Size Fits All" to "One Size Fits Most"

whats worse than a worm in your apple? the Holocaust

What do gay horses eat? Horse dick.

Knock knock.

Bill is driving along the Interstate.All the sudden, a refrigerator falls off the truck in front of him.The fridge slams into Bill's car.He dies instantly.

What do you call a boy with no arms or legs that gets stepped on a lot? Mat.

Wear a Mario costume What happened to Luigi? I ate him.

Why did the black guy die... Herpees he didn't practice safe sex

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