- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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I was expecting something like that... Anyway, good you do not mind in particular, because that means I am just boring myself here, so, tell me something about yourself you don't tell people most.

What's the same between a grape and an airplane? they both have wings but the grape doesn't

What do you call a person without any arm no legs and a eye patch? names

What do you get when you mix a teenager with a tanning bed? Cancer

What looks like a rainbow but isn't seen in the sky? A drawing of a rainbow

How do you get a black kid to sleep? A cup of warm milk and maybe a lulluby should do it.

Why should you never shower with a pokemon? Pokemon is a game for children. In doing so you would greatly disturb your child who is quite fond of pokemon

what is the difference of a bag of dead babies and a trampoline? I take off my shoes when I jump on a trampoline

How many drugs does it take for Eminem to sing in a live concert? Enough.

Whats the biggest party fowl? Murder

Their was three black men that walked into a bar. They then ordered three drinks and had sex... I lied about walking into a bar

What is the difference between a fridge? I'm sorry, I have a severe mental disability and telling jokes is not... F'tang F'tang Zoop Pong Wii!

A lost young boy walks into a bar to ask for a map. The Bartender takes him into a room and rapes him.

What's the difference between a Toyota Camry and 20 dead babies? I don't have 20 dead babies in my garage.

What is worse that a bee sting? 2 bee stings what is worse that 2 bee sting? Kony what is wose than Kony? 3 bee stings what is worse than 3 bee sting? being allergic to bee stings

who's specky and stinks of shit? josh moran

What's worse than the Holocaust? Finding half a worm in your apple.

Why doesn't the chicken cross the road Because his dad got ran over by a car when he crossed the road

How do you drown a blonde? Weigh her down and throw her into a body of water.

Do you know what's the sexiest thing in the world? Sex.

* pretend your an orphan Knock knock Who's there? Not your parents.

Women's Soccer.

A man walks into a bar, asks for a drink. He then realises that it was a metal bar and not one that serves alcoholic beverages. He then ponders the mysteries of the world and the universe.

Fuzzy wuzzy was a bear Fuzzy wuzzy had no hair Fuzzy wuzzy wasn't very fuzzy, was he? No, because he had cancer.

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