A man walked into a bar. He was treated at the local hospital with a minor contusion.

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What did the fork say to the spoon? I have tongs and you don't. Ha.

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What do you do when you have a baby and your being shot by a terrorist. You use the baby as a shield.

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I dream of a better tomorrow, where chickens can cross the road without their motives being questioned.

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What do you call 1000 black men walking down a street? The million man march

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What's the worst part of being raped by a unicorn? Be sentenced to a life of shame and humiliation.

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A penguin walks into a bakery. The baker asks the penguin: "What kind of bread would you like? Brown or white?". Penguins answers: "Well, it doesn't really matter since I came here by car!".

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A horse, a duck, a pig, and an arab walk into a bar. The horse ducks, the duck's hoarse, the pig's in a blanket, and the arab has a can, being surprised at how far a can can preach hate in Chicago. The bartender reminds the arab that he's with a swine, and the arab is offended for the poor horse.

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Did you know? . You already know!

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Doctor I have a headace! The doctor was dead.

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What did the man say to the woman with two black eyes? "Oh my goodness! Are you alright?!"

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Why did Bill fall out if his chair? He was hit by an airplane.

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why was the fork in the wall? Why would a fork be in a wall?

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What's the quickest way to a man's heart? A knife.

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A shark walks into a bar. The bartender asks someone to call animal control to remove the nearly-dead sea creature from his bar.

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What do you call a black man being raped by 6 members of the Ku Klux Klan? Rape

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What do you call a black man that works with out pay? A volunteer

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A bear and a rabbit are taking a shit in the woods, the bear turns to the rabbit and says "I have colon cancer."

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yo mamma's so fat she's fat!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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CNN has posted that the recent death of osama bin laden is comparable to decapitating a snake when really it is more akin to bisection of a worm.

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what ddo you call someone that has a small dick benjamin

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why did the boat crash? a tomato was driving

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What has two legs? Half a cat

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