Why did the woman come out of the kitchen? She didn't.

Going up to someone and saying, "my mom is dead and my dad tryd killing himself, can i have a ride home?"

How many gays does it take to change a lightbulb? It's COMPLETELY circumstantial.

Why doesn't God like pizza? Because he doesn't exist.

What page are you on The gay page.

Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: The farmer decided it was too cruel to fence in the animal, however getting run over by a car was a fate... not worse than death because it died.

Roses are gay, Violets are gay, I f*cked your mom You have aids.

What's the difference between a pile of dead babies and a ferrari? I don't have a ferrari in my garage.

A priest, a minister, and a rabbi walk into a butcher's shop. The priest and the minister each by a pound of pork while the rabbi doesn't because one of the 613 Commandments is that a Jew shall not eat any animal with hooves.

Miley Cyrus Walked into a fence and fainted.

do you have snow in your vagina? because i am going to plow you

What did the boy with no arms get for Christmas? A gameboy

Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: Cause KFC was chasing him.

How do you drown a black? - pop their lips

A man walks into a bar and says, "Hey, Jim, your wife just died from terminal cancer." Jim then says, "Cool. Hey, do you know if the games on tonight?"

Roses are red, Violets are red, I have a dead body, What do I do.

Yo mama is so hairy! Then only language she speaks is Chinese

what did one worm say to the other worm? nothing. worms are incapable of speaking.

what do you call a pie in a roll a roll and pie

Q: Whats better than not being a Jew? A: Being a Jew.

A: go away. B: No i won't A: Shutup B: Yes i will not go away A: again, shutup B: I left A: Thank you B: Your welcom A: Thank you for saying your welcome B: Thank you for saying thank you that i'm welcome A: Thank you for saying thank you for saying that I thank you that you're welcome.

I will create more jobs for americans

A boy walks to the bark and on his way he sees two individuals having sex in a car. He runs home and asks hios mother what he saw. She responds vinny is an enormous dork

Roses are red Im adopted

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