- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what's inflation? a hollow cost.

Why couldn't Horton hear a who? He was a loaf of bread.

What really killed the dinosaurs? ME!!!

My math homework brings all the asians to the yard and their like it wasent that hard and their like it wasent that hard. comment what song it is like.

How do you make a clown stop laughing? Hit him in the face with an ax.

what did spiderman say before he saved mary jane? ill save you mary jane.

If you are riding on a boat and all the wheels fall off, how many pancakes would it take to make a dog house? It does not matter because fish don't like tomatoes.

What do you call a cup that holds liquid A cup

The Chicken was crossing the road one afternoon, he was fined by a police officer for J walking He made it to the other side.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because its instincts were telling it that the higher amount of grass on the other side of the road would lead to an increase in the odds of survival due to a more adequate source of food and nourishment.

Why did the chicken cross the road? There is no possible way for humans and chickens to communicate with each other. Therefore we cannot know.

How did little jimmy survive the plane crash? He ate all the survivors, then when the helicopter arrived he ate them too and took the helicopter.

A bear and a rabbit are taking a shit and. the bear eats the rabbit in a whole bite without chewing...end of story...the end

Yo mamma is so fat that she can fit through a skinny doorway. Actually, yo mamma isn't fat at all, but rather a normal sized woman secure in her weight.

Q: Why did the little boy fall off the swing? A: Because he was hit by a bus, and then was raped violently. He is currently undergoing psychotherapy.

What is the difference between a Jew and a pizza? The pizza doesn't scream when it goes into the oven.

Roses are red, violetes are red, I'm colorblind

What do you do when you see a half-dead black man on the floor? Call an ambulance before he bleeds out causing sepsis.

why did rhys jones get shot. because he was there

Why was the chair spinning Cause it wants to

Why do fat people commit suicide

What's the difference between acne and Michael Jackson? One is a an unsightly blemish that appears on your skin and the other is a dead pop singer.

your so fat. your fat!

Q: What do you call a black person living in the United States? A: An African American.

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