- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A:Knock knock B:Who´s there? A:Beat B:Beat who? A:Beat your ass if you don´t open that door!!

Roses are red, Violets are red, Trees are red, FUCK, MY GARDEN IS ON FIRE!

What's the diffence between a pieace of fried chicken and a Jew? A Jew wouldnt scream in a fryer.

Why did the women die? Because She was a Squirrel.

Whats green and has wings? grass, I lied about the wings.

When Chuck Norris realized that there was a more superior being than himself. What did he say? Suck it Safka

PROS = good things CONS = bad thing So, if PROgress is a good thing...then why is the US government call CONgress?

Why did the Grizzly bear refrain from attacking the hiker? It didn't. The hiker was torn to shreds within minutes.

what's the difference between a pound of liver and vomit? £3.24

How many dead babies can you fit in a tire? It depends on the size of the tire.

so a guy walks into a bar, he says nothing for he now has a concusion

What did the Scientist say after he created Frankenstein? - I just created Frankenstein.

Man: Why do you wear your wedding ring on the wrong finger? Woman: Oh, wow, thanks for pointing that out. Silly me.

Knock, Knock. Who's there? Dave. Dave who? Dave proceeds to break into tears as his grandmother's Alzheimers has progressed to the point where she can no longer remember him.

What poops,smells bad,burps,wears diapers,farts,and screams spank me with a bib on That Depends what you do on saturday nights

What do a priest, a rabbi, and an asian have in common? They all don't know each other.

What do you call a black person flying a plane? A pilot.

What did the wife get her husband after he became a paraplegic in a car accident? Divorce papers.

Can a rabbit jump higher than a tree? Trees can't jump

whos best at KS3 irish and is sexy? tiarnan i lied about the sexy part

Why did Sally fall off the swing? Because she has no arms

Yo mama so short she often has to ask you to retrieve items from the top shelf of her cabinet.

A fat black guy walks into a pet store and asks if he can have a chicken. The cashier says "what do you want a chicken for?" He says " I need to lose weight so I'm hoping to eat its all natural eggs" So the cashier gives him the chicken and the fat black guy lost 50 pounds.

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