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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Whats worse than the Holocaust? Two Holocaust Whats worse that two Holocaust? Dane Cooks Comedian act

What's worst then finding a worm in your apple Eating it.

How do you stop a black man from committing a crime? You throw him a basket ball.

What's white and smells like crap? An albino tird. Just kidding, Justin Biebers music.

why did tom shut his bedroom door? grandma was fingering herself

Why couldn't Jack join the football team? Jack has down syndrome

What do you call a fat man that breaks into your house at 2 a.m. and steals your money and your television? Probably a dumbass, a jackass, a moron, an idiot, or something in that general area.

Q. Why did the lady scream when she saw her husband? A. Because he was dead.

How many Jews does it take to screw in a lightbulb? -None, they will pay for somebody else to do it

Whats worse then finding a worm in your apple? Watching your mum get sandwiched by two black guys...

Why did Isaac cross the road? Because Jake did Why did Isaac cross the road? Because mum told him not to Why did Isaac cross the road? Because Maya was there

What do you get when you cross a road with a car? Severe injuries or even death.

What's black and white, and red all over? Nothing, those two events are mutually exclusive of each other.

What do you get when a fat kid eats a donut... A Heart Attack.

What do you call a fast black man with big muscles? A good source of minorities evolving.

Q. What do you call a retarted guy? A. Whatever his name happens to be

why did I fall off a tree? cause i wanna to

I read a haiku. It was honestly quite good. That's basically it.

What do you call a man who kills others for his own amusement? A psychologist

a chicken walks into a bar and gets drunk. the locals then proceed to tell the police because the chicken was harrassing people after he got drunk

Q: What do you call a psychic midget who has escaped from prison? A: A SMALL MEDIUM AT LARGE!

What did the ocean say the other ocean? Nothing, bodies of water are incapable of speech.

What is black and white and can't fit through a revolving door? A nun with a harpoon through her back.

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