How did the little boy die? Malaria Why? He was poor. Why? A Jew stole his money.

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How do you stop a clown from laughing? Hit him in the face with an axe

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Q: What do you call cheese that isn't yours? A: Cheese.

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There were 3 children: Flower, Petal and Fridge. Flower asked, "Mum, why is my name Flower?" to which she replied "Because a flower was the first thing to fall on you when you were born." Petal asked, "Mum, why is my name Petal?" to which she replied "Because a petal was the first thing to fall on you when you were born." Fridge asked "Mum, why is my name Fridge?" to which she replied "Because you deserve to be in one."

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Knock Knock Who's there? A kind hearted serial killer who will win your heart emotionally and then shoot you to death unexpectedly.

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To mama's so fat when she went to Dairy Queen she Ordered a blizzard.

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What Would George Washington say if he were alive to day. why are all the slaves free?

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Mini mouse was brutally killed n Oakland Now Mickey is a Chinese member of the crips in Compton Remember don't forget to see the new Disney movie, Mickey Goes Gang-Bangin

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What did the man say to his doctor?

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If bananas are purple, then what color are oranges? I am not going to tell you the answer because this joke has no significance whatsoever.

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Why? Why not?

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Q:Whats the difference between an Irish wedding and an Irish funeral? A:One less drunk

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Why was the jewish boy crying? i lied he was happy.

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What is the difference between a urologist and a can of chili? One is hot and spicy, and the other analyzes urine.

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Why are lawers are so scared of Jerry bryant? Because he bites

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What's the hardest part about being a pedophile? Fitting in.

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whats the difference between harry potter and a jew? harry potter can escape the chamber

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Why did the little boy fall down the stairs? I pushed 'em.

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Why did the black man go through the window of the house? He left his keys inside

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"How high are you?" "I don't know, sir." "Well, look at the god damn altimeter."

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How did Harry potter open the door? He had the key

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What did one jobless cancer cell say to the other? Lets go get Jobs.

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Have you heats about the Guy who's parents died in à car crash... No He killen himself because of hus parents Deathstars

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whats worse than unloading a truck of dead babies with pitch forks? Finding one alive

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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