- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How many Chinese people does it take to change a light bulb? One.

haha black people :D

A blonde, brunette, and redhead find a cliff that is supposed to turn you into something which you exclaim upon leaping from the cliff. The brunette jumps off and exclaims: BIRD! She thus falls to her death on a ton of pointy rocks. The other two loot her corpse and walk away.

Why don't dinosaurs eat other dinosaurs? They're all dead.

Why did the dinosaur cross the road? Because chickens hadn't evolved yet.

Why did I deleted brian from my friend list ? Cuz he had brain tumor.

How do you drown a blonde. Put a scratch 'n' sniff at the bottom of a pool.

knock know. who there?.............. whose there?.........whose there!?!?! damn kids

Roses are read Vliolets are bloo I cant spell How about you

What's white and can't climb trees? A fridge

What's long, black, and the tip is shaped like a mushroom? A mushroom.

How do you torture Helen Keller? Give her a cheese-grater and tell her it's a book.

Whats the difference between Megan Fox and a dead baby? Megan Fox is alive

A black guy, a Mexican, an Arab and a white guy walk into a room and embrace cultural diversity.

What did your mom get for christmas ? A stairstepper.

man walks into a bar and the bartender says, "you sir are gay!" The gay man says, "I take offense to that!" The bartender then replies "how may I help you."

A frog jumped on the lilly pad, it sank and drown and all of the tadpoles didn't have a mother and inevitably died

What's the difference between a Rabbi and a Priest? One's a Jew, one's a Christian

what is black and white and read all over? A penguin in a blender

old people are like slinkies...they arent really good for anything but brings a smile to ur face when they're pushed down the stairs...just think about it ;)

What's the difference between ten dead babies and a Ferrari. A Ferrari isn't in my garage.

Roses are red Violets are blue I suck at poems nice tits

Roses are black, Violets are black, Trees are black, WHO BURNT MY GARDEN?!

A:Whats the air speed velocity of a swallow? B:What an african or English swallow? A:Well I don't know that.

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