- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call dinosaur flatulence? Jurassic Fart!

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Why did the blonde's parents take away her car? She didn't pay for half the insurance like she said she would.

Those who believe that Sarah Palin is dumb are living in some fantasyland. She could damn well speak as much as anyone else!

I'll take a Reuben, light sauce, and could you do Provolone instead of Swiss?

How do you make a snake blink? You can't

A man walks into a bar. He is an alcohol and it is killing his family.

What is Hellen Keller's favorite movie? Around the block in 80 days.

awkward moment when someone pretends to be Mr. Bear and stuffs up his own joke

How did the mexican cross the border? He went through border patroll, and then later became a legal citizen of North America

Why did Susie fell off the swings? Because she didn't have any arms or legs.

Why does the man have mayonaise in his pants? A: I don't know, I was hoping you could tell me.

what is the difference between a bucket of shit and a black person? the bucket the bucket

Chuck Norris was so good at karate that he held the middle weight world title for 6 years and was named fighter of the year by Black Belt Magazine. He also used his talents to start a successful acting and advertising career.

Roses are red, My name is Dan, I have a gun, get in the van

What did the mexican firefighter name his 2 children? Jose and Juan.

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What do you call a girl who has slept with five guys? Her name.

Why did the kid need glasses? A monkey threw a fridge at him.

what did the cat say to the dog? I turded out my crap hole

All of these jokes suck; so I just made one that equally sucks!

What do u call 30000 Mexicans rolling Dow a hill. Hahaha your mom

If omar has 7 apples and his bus is 7 minutes early, what is the mass of the sun? Pi. Partially because the piece of paper couldnt dance with your mother.

What did chris say? Nothing, bushes cant talk!

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