A Quadriplegic walks into a bar.

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There's nothing more natural than the coals under the fire...

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2 bald men are standing on an oval, one turns to the other and says "leukemia."

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Q. What do birds and a mouse have in common... A. Nothing there two different species

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A penguin walks into a bakery. The baker asks the penguin: "What kind of bread would you like? Brown or white?". Penguins answers: "Well, it doesn't really matter since I came here by car!".

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knock knock who's there boo boo who why are you crying it's just a joke

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What's the diffence between a pieace of fried chicken and a Jew? A Jew wouldnt scream in a fryer.

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the best time to wear a striped sweater is all the time

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What's the difference between a box of dead babies and a mustang? I don't have a mustang in my garage..

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what does pedobear get for christmas ? nothing he's the one giving love to all kids .

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If i had 100 dollars for every time a black president was assainted i would have 100 dollars in 4 months and six days.

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What happened to George's pet rock? It ran away.

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What do you get when you stab a six year old with a pair of scissors and a machete? A very angry, potentially murderous mother out for revenge.

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Knock Knock Who's there? Your physician, you're going to die.

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That would mean that you are not its leader, or that you are, the result would have been the same, if you are the "head honcho" they would have gone for you, and your employees. Now, if you are an employee, they would have gone for your leader, and of course you. So between us and nobody else really its fucking antijoke, are you the leader?

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Potassium? K.

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Why did the boy have to ride the bus? Because both his parents died.

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What did the star say to the asteroid? Nothing, astral bodies can't talk, you dipshit.

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Hoverboards are still not available, and it's already October 21, 2015...

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Wanna hear a joke? No? Oh

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Why wasn't the black man served at the bar? Because they didn't serve his kind there... Did I say black guy? I meant to say a horse, wait, did I say bar? I meant the barn, yes, a horse walks into a barn but they couldn't serve him because he wasn't tamed

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What do a turtle an a bird have in common? They both fly except the turtle

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why was little timmys mother so upset on mothers day? Because he had been abducted earlier that week

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How do you make someone to shut up You tell them to SHUT UP!

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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