Hey, guess what. What? ... Hello? Sorry, I don't talk to strangers.

What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? Where's my tractor?

Oh my God! A talking dog!

Why did the chicken cross the road? It had gotten out of its coop.

Knock knock. Who's there? Boo. Boo "who"? Boo Radley. I live down the street.

What do you call a yelling, enraged Asian man? A fucking asshole.

Yesterday, upon the stair, I met a man who wasn't there. I saw him there again today; I've been sectioned. [L]

Why is the chicken afraid of the tiger? Chickens are inferrior to tigers and could easily be eaten.

How do you confuse a blond? Paint yourself green and throw forks at her.

what did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? i lost my tractor

whats funnier than 24?????????????????????????????????????????? 25

Joe has 30 candy bars and eats 25. What does john have now? DIABETIES. Joe has diabeties. Please comment!!!!!!!

Q: why didn't the asian boy ask for a calculator? A: you don't need calculators to make shoes

Knock, knock. Who's there? "Dwane!" I don't know any Dwane. Perhaps you have the wrong address. "Oh. Sorry to have bothered you!"

1,000 people get out of a plane , who hits the ground first? The DEAD guy!!!!

Roses are red Roses are white and I one time saw a purple one

why did the chinese man die because someone shot him

why do jews like money? So they can support their family.

Spot the mistake: a) x+2= 5 => x=3. b You.

Theaters say silence is golden... Trap silence in a jar, make millions.

Women, "Did just pinch my ass!?" Man, "Yes." Women, "Oh, alright then."

Why was the blonde so stupid? She suffers a severe case of retardation.

An American, a Mexican, and a black guy all walked into the same bar. Why did the 'BEWARE OF METAL BAR' sign have to be in japanese?!

Knock Knock Who's there? Jehovah's Witnesses, can we have a moment of your time?

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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