Roses are red, Violets are blue, Daffodils are yellow, Flowers come in lots of colours...

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Knock-Knock Whos there? You You who? Yoohoo! is anybody home?!! Well obviously or i wouldn't have talked to you. Idiots these days!

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How do you make a grown man cry? Fling a rubber band at him.

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What's round and bounces A basketball No!!!!!!! You dummy!!! Then what? Boobies!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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A man walks into a bar. On the way home, he is driving, careers off the road and crashes. Lesson here. Don't walk into poles

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You're a fat chubby McChubchub fatty fatchub because your fat chubby McChubchubfattychub poop is on your fatty fat Mcphat face of fatchubness because you are the fatty lord of McChubby fat kings.

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How many gays does it take to change a lightbulb? It's COMPLETELY circumstantial.

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In Soviet Russia, the same thing that happens here, happens there.

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while having sex, the boy asked, "how many ears do elephants have?" his father answered, "two"

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Walt disney Walks Into A Bar, The Bartender says "WOAH ITS WALT DISNEY!"

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What did one lawyer say to the other lawyer? A= Were both lawyers! What happens every sixty seconds in the us? A= a minute passes!

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A priest a rabbi and the dalai lama walk into a bar. They decided to order the hotwings...... Why do u care??? : )

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Why is nate asian? no one knows neither of his parents appear to be of asian desent

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Why was the girl so stupid? She had mental retardation caused my Down Syndrome.

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Q: How do you wake up Lady Gaga? A: You murder her friends and family.

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Whats funnier than Steven Yuhasz being Straight? Womens Rights.

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A dyslexic man walks into a bra. He is promptly arrested for sexual harassment.

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What did the little boy with a terminal illness get for Christmas? A gun

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A man walks into a bar and says, "Hey, Jim, your wife just died from terminal cancer." Jim then says, "Cool. Hey, do you know if the games on tonight?"

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What do you call a black person pimping out his bitches? a dog breeder.

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What happened to the baby in the microwave. I don't know I was too busy masturbating off to it in my clown suit

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what did Tim do when he got married? He kissed the bride Mecheoo LOVES ASS

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knock, knock who's there? Dave. ....oh well dave's not here man.

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What do you call a black guy that flies a plane? A pilot.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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