Why did The white man loose his black friend? Because he ran away.

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charlie sheen becomes sober.

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Roses are red Violets are blue I have schizophrenia And so do I..

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Q: WHAT DO YOU CALL THIS JOKE??? A: Another joke you didn't think was funny... REFRIGERATOR!! O.k. Now it's funny!

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What do you give a gay guy on his birthday? a invition to strait camp

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whats a joke... Parker Coffey at life

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Proof that the Chicken came first than the Egg is all in the good book. It's called, The Dictionary!

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What's the difference between Santa clause and the Jews? Santa goes down the chimney

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Heads or tails? Heads. Sorry, I'm fresh out.

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so a baby seal walks into a club, the bouner immedietly kicks the seal out because it is too young to be in a club and also.....itsa seal

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Why did the black man cross the road? To escape from his owner.

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A hooker walks into a bar. She orders a few drinks and leaves. She's a man.

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whats black and white and black and white and black and white? a penguin rolling down a hill whats black and white and laughing? the penguin that pushed him

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A horse walks into a bar. Bartender says "It's probably not a good idea that your in here, any sudden movements and you could seriously injure somebody. Our beer glasses aren't ergonomically designed for your kind of species. I'm going to have to ask you to leave"

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Why does Larry the Cable Guy get his own T.V. show??? Why can't I have one of my own??? .......ah...forgot....I'm a minority...

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What do a black lesbian, Adolf Hitler and Jesus have in common? They are all the subject of this question.

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What is black and blue and doesn't like sex? The 6 year old in my basement.

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The closest I've been to an animal charity was when I walked past it to by myself a fur coat

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sadf

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I used to have a shirt just like yours, except it was green. And it was a bicycle.

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what did the duck say to the other duck Quack

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What do you call a bunch of white people walking down a cliff? Avalanche

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Knock, knock. Who's there? Boo. Boo who? Boo Radley, I live next door.

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Why was the black man in school detention? For sleeping in and showing up late accidently

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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