what did I say to myself nothing because its very weird to talk to your self

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write I if you think we should all yell A when dylan says orange.

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What would the Swatch be called if it was made by a Croatian company? A Crwatch.

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Niall Horan

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Q: Why did the dead baby cross the road??? A: It was stapled to the chicken.

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what do you call a sick eagle illegal

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A jewish boy walks past a quarter on the ground..

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Why did the chicken cross the road? He was being raped and was fugitive lot trying to escape, to no avail.

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What did the doctor say to the person who is suffering from obesity? Run fatass Run

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Your momma is so hot your dad married her. She then slept around with other men. Your dad found out and now they're divorced.

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whats fun,atracks children and says wrape van on it my van i lied about it being fun

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oh hi, i'm an idiot, i mean mitt romney

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Friend's are like pinguins, they both die when you stab them in the heart.

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knock knock who's there boo Jenny had a heart attack due to the scare, she was taken to hospital and died

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there once was a little boy who lived in a little house with his little parents who ate little food. one day the boy went on a website called antijokes and he started to read a joke, by the time he had gotten to the end of the joke he realized that there was no punchline but it was very lenghty and quite pointless.

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A fake pizza delivery guy goes to a party and tries to deliver DiGornios pizza in another companys pizza box. The party host calls the police and the guy gets charged for stealing another companys uniform and impersonating a pizza palace worker. He had to return the uniform.

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whats black and hangs from my tree my neighbor

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What's worse than finding half a worm in your apple? A comment saying "I don't think that's an anti-joke"

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Ps: Its "Cain" again, just for matters of security here, how did he install power wires under the basement? How are you even able to use your computer over there?

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What's just not right? Left

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What grows best during the cold Winter season? The number of deaths among homeless people.

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Why did Larry fall off his bike? He was hit in the head with a brick...

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why was the fork in the wall? Why would a fork be in a wall?

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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