- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's the Chinese guy's favorite color? Blue.

What is black and bad for your teeth? A cannon ball

Why did the chicken cross the road? There was a worm on the other side. And the more pressing question is why do i watch a chicken in my free time

Q.) What do you call a black man on the moon? A.) An astronaut.

What do you call a black person pimping out his bitches? a dog breeder.

How many dead babies does it take to paint a wall? First of all, babies do not have the physical ability or the mental capacity to ever paint a wall, no matter how many of them there are. Second of all, they are dead which probably will not increase their chances of painting said wall.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It's hard to tell, but i could really use a cigarette.

What's the difference between a black guy and a white guy??? Just different pigmentation of their skin.

George Bush told Jared Fogle that he did 9/11. Jared Fogle replied "I did 9 11 year olds"

Why did the cat cross the street? It didn't. I cut off its arms and legs so it couldn't walk.

What's clear and looks like water? Water.

How many gays does it take to change a lightbulb? It's COMPLETELY circumstantial.

What do you call a black guy selling drugs? A pharmacist.

knock, knock who's there? Dave. ....oh well dave's not here man.

yo mamas so ugly she is often made fun of andridiculed about her appearance.

Yo mama so fat, she suffered a heart attack last week and we are all deeply concerned.

what did Tim do when he got married? He kissed the bride Mecheoo LOVES ASS

Why does a squirrel have the tail at the back? Because at the front it's the squirrel.

What did the little boy with a terminal illness get for Christmas? A gun

How do you get 100 Africans in a phone box? Throw a can of beans in there.

A man walks into a bar and says, "Hey, Jim, your wife just died from terminal cancer." Jim then says, "Cool. Hey, do you know if the games on tonight?"

A dyslexic man walks into a bra. He is promptly arrested for sexual harassment.

What is the meaning of life? Bill Gates: Windows Donald Trum: Money Some poor kid:luck and rich parents.

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