- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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jamie and danel texta like to make love to each other using a gerbal as a toy when they make love they get a african covered in jelly to help them.

what do you call an octopus with 9 tentacles? a male octopus

Why did the black guy cross the road? He didn't because he forgot to precede crossing the busy street with caution; therefore he was critically injured and then placed in a hospital.

Q. What do cows and grass have in common? A. They both moo, except for grass ????????????

Why did the koala fall out of the tree? It was hit by a fridge.

What is worse than torture? Not much.

White guy: I figure she's a gold digger, my neighbor. Black guy: Did you say the N word?

what looks about a computer which has two wheels? a bike. i lied about the computer...

MR MCANN WHAT COLOUR IS YOUR PUBES ?

There were three men walking across the road and it started to rain

Why didn't the mexican make the basketball team? He had never practiced and was overweight

Gay rights.

A police man pulls over a blonde for speeding. The policeman tells her she was speeding and starts to write a ticket. She get emotional and begins to cry. He writes the ticket, she signs it, and she drives off.

What is the difference of The United States and 10 pounds of shit? Well,considering there are 50 united states,we would take 10 away from 50 for a total of 40. A very simple subtraction problem indeed.

A blind man walks into a library.

I met a hot girl in the Tampon aisle and i asked if she wanted to hang out in 5-7 days

Q:What did the boy do when his girlfriend cheated on him? A:He broke up with her because cheating is wrong and he deserves better.

Whats worse than failing an English test? finding out your now exgirlfriend has aids.

Hey babe, do you like going to sleep without shoes on? Because most people find it more comforting to remove footwear in order to rest and relax peacefully during bedtime.

Why didn't the man give a location of the murderer? He was murdered

Whats a movie? A moving picture.

What did the pirate say to the ninja? I have aids.

Q: Why did the golfer bring two pairs of pants? A: Because he had bladder control problems and feared he may ruin the first pair.

When the going gets tough... Commit suicide.

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