What's the meaning of life? I forgot to write it down.

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Your mamas so old that she sat next to Jesus in kindergarten?

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How many licks does it take to get to the center of a tootsie pop? That is not nearly as important as how to cure cancer so let's not worry about it.

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whats the difference between 10 Ferrari's and 10 dead babies ? i dont have 10 Ferrari's in my garage

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Roses are red violets are blue monkeys like you belong in the zoo but don't be afraid I'll be there to that in the cage but laughing at you

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I dont think i could ever stab someone, I can barely get a straw through a capri sun

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Why did Suzie fall off the swing? Because she had no arms. Knock Knock Whose there? Obviously not Suzie.

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What do you call a guy with a puppy, candy, and a windowless white van? You're next baby sitter.

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Why did the Jew pick up the quarter on the sidewalk? Because he was going to buy a candy bar and was short 25 cents.

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why was 9 afraid of 6 ? because it made her pregnant

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what is red white and blue? the french flag

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Why did the woman get into a car accident? She was blind.

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Q: What do you get when you cross a chimpanzee and a zebra. A: A crossover between a chimpanzee and a zebra, mixed together.

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A family walks into a talent agent's office. They do a cute family-friendly performance that they call "The Aristocrats."

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What do you call a Muslim on the moon? An astronaut

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Corn Muffins

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Roses are black Violets are black Everything is black I'm blind

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A guy watches TMJBtv on YouTube. He then shoots himself.

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A man walks into me and I say: "WATCH IT PUNK!"

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'I had a surprise test today.' 'What happened?' 'I was really surprised.'

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What do you call a deer with no eyes? Nothing, you should call a local animal rescue number and care to its needs.

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Why did the homosexual cross the road without looking both ways? He was blind......

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How do you make a clown stop smiling? Hit him in the face with an axe.

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The snails are salting one by one Hurrah! Hurrah! They fizzle up until they're gone Hurrah! Hurrah! We salt the snails and hear their wails As they melt and die! The snails are salting two by two Hurrah! Hurrah! They melt until there's only goo Hurrah! Hurrah! We salt the snails and hear their wails As they melt and die! The snails are salting three by three Hurrah! Hurrah! Some shells and slime is all I see Hurrah! Hurrah! We salt the snails and hear their wails As they melt and die! The snails are salting four by four Hurrah! Hurrah! We shaker-salt them even more Hurrah! Hurrah! We salt the snails and hear their wails As they melt and die!

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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