- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did Stephen hawking walk into A bar? He didn't. This situation is impossible considering the fact that he suffers from a horrible condition causing terrible muscular paralysis preventing him from walking.

What's the difference between a duck? One of its legs are the same.

Q: What did Batman say to Robin before they got in the bat mobile? A: Robin get in the bat mobile.

Why Do Black People Love Watermelon? Because Its A Delicious Fruit.

Me:hey paul did you see that story on the news? Paul:ya i did thats really crazy!

What happend to the dude who couldnt fart He blew up

What would Jesus say if he was alive today? “Nehwê tzevjânach aikâna d'bwaschmâja af b'arha.”

Why does Shelby Like Pandora? Because she prefers rap and hip hop music and Pandora helps select songs for her to listen to according to her interests.

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 was a registered sex offender who recently got out of federal prison after a 20 year sentence.

What was the only thing the little boy from tanzania had? AIDS.

Why did the boy drop his ice cream cone? He got hit by a bus. Why did the bus crash? It hit a boy eating an ice cream cone.

Why did they choose Madonna to perform in the halftime show? Because she might die soon.

What's the difference between a Jew and a pizza? The first is a person of the Jewish Faith and the other is a popular item of food.

HEY YOU! TISSUE!

Knock Knock Who's there? Bob Bob who? Your neighbor

I took your mother out for a classy steak dinner. I decided not to call her agian because we weren't very compatible and the conversation was very superficial.

A man walked into a bar with his parrot, a guy says 'That's a nice pet where did you get it?' 'From africa' The parrot said.

What happens when a fat guy falls ? Ohio has another earthquake.

why did you read this anti-joke? because you typed in antijoke on google or have the app on a phone

What did the mother say to her son? Nothing, she was dead.

That made no sense... Did you just call me sugartits Nero? Dont you have a wife?

knock knock whos there cops o shit come on they found out about pot lets go

a white man a black man and an asian man had a few drinks at a bar. they all died from alcohol poisoning

Why did the girl cry? She got hit by a bus.

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