What is the difference between a duck? A motorcycle because vests don't have sleeves.

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the teacher enters the room she sits in her chair and yells, "i am your substitute teacher. get out your books and write me a story."

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A scantily dressed woman is standing at an intersection. She is a prostitute.

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yo mama's so fat, yo mama's so ugly; your mothers breasts sag with such severity that the late great surrealist artist Salvador Dali mistook them for clocks

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What do you call a black guy that drives an airplane? A pilot.

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What do you call a bird that can't fly? an ostrich

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A horse, a duck, a pig, and an arab walk into a bar. The horse ducks, the duck's hoarse, the pig's in a blanket, and the arab has a can, being surprised at how far a can can preach hate in Chicago. The bartender reminds the arab that he's with a swine, and the arab is offended for the poor horse.

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Yamum is so poor that she has trouble supporting herself and paying her own bills. Subsiqeunetly she had her electricity and home phone cut off, not that she would have any use for a home phone with her electricity cut off anyway. She sits on her bed and cries herself to sleep each night and has been thrown into depression due to her spiraling financial debts of which she can see no end to. This has led to several attempts to take her own life to hopefully finally find a way out of her misery and debt.

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Q. What do cows and grass have in common? A. They both moo, except for grass ????????????

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A middle aged woman walks into a bar. Its Friday and there is a breeze in the air. She leaves shortly thereafter.

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Blonde Girl: Why is this green-painted man throwing forks at me?! Green-Painted Man: It is confusing you, no?

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The boy said to the priest, may God be with you. The priest responded with, "And also IN you".

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Why did bethany fall off the swing She had no arms Knock knock Who's there? Not Bethany

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Q: How many babies does it take to paint a wall? A:I don't know i was asking you P.S. leave your answer in the comments below :D

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Person 1 - Did you know there is only evidents of killer whales killing in captivity Person 2 - tell that to my uncle Pete... He's deaf

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Want to hear a joke? No.

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Roses are red Violets are blue Im bad at making jokes And your a jew

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why did the man slip on the knife? he wanted to commit suicide

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What's black an blue and doesn't like sex? The 8year old in my trunk.

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whats the differnce between madalin macan and batman?...batman returns

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knock knock who's there boo boo who why are you crying it's just a joke

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Whats worse than driving a Ford Taurus? Driving two Ford Taurus'

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What did little Timmy get for Christmas after he was diagnosed with leukemia? A gift card to Bed Bath and Beyond because he was interested in redecorating.

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Urban ghettos

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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