- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Roses are red the grass is green now open your legs and let me fill you with cream

A drunk man into a bar. He is ripping apart a family

There are no stupid Questions just stupid people

Q. Why did the chicken cross the road? A. To get to the other side.

What's black, white and red all over? A race war

What's funnier than 24? 9/11

What noise did Helen Keller make when she fell out of the window? None. She wasn't aware that she was falling and died immediately upon impact. @rowakaflocka

What worse than a baby nailed to a tree? One baby nailed to ten trees.

How did the Mexican get into the united States of America? He was an american citizen, just of mexican descent.

A white man walks into an elementary school. He was the teacher.

Do you know what the worst part about inbreeding is? - It's runs in the family!

How many kids with ADD does it take to screw in a light bulb? wanna go ride bikes?

the bully said, you're just small fries. the fries couldn't help it someone ordered a small!

why did the boy get hit by a bus because he dropped his ice cream

What do you call a man with no arms or legs? Names.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It escaped.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side.

How many frogs does it take to change a light bulb None. Frogs lack the cranial capacity to change said lightbulb. If eventually by evolution they become smart enough to change lightbulbs, they may learn to handle machinery and pose a real threat to humans

Why were our jokes deleted? Because it's anti-joke.

What did Osama bin Laden say to Jesus? Nothing. He's in hell.

Texter 1: Hey, do you want to hang out? Texter 2: Sorry dude, i lost my phone, i'm trying to find it Texter 1: Ok, text me when you find it Texter 2: OK

what do call a large massacre of 1000000 people? a tragedy

What do you call a guy with an axe in his head? Chuck

A man walks in to a bar with a frog stapled to his head. The bar tender says What the heck is that. The frog says I don't know this thing has been coming out of my but for two days

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