- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did Mary fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock Knock. Who's there? Not Mary.

what did the little girl with cancer get for christmas? cancer

Why did the kid lose his nose? because his brother chopped it off with an axe.

what do all elephants have in common? they are all monkeys

Two muffins are in an oven, one muffin looks at the other and says: "Man it's hot in here!" The other muffin looks over and says "Holy cow a talking muffin!"

The song Barbra Streisand has more than 2 words.

A man walks off a bus. How did he get on top of it in the first place?

why did the chicken cross the rode? so it can get the seed that is between the two yellow lines, and then he walked back without getting hit by a car.

Excuse me, do you have any gnats? Yes, plenty. Thank you

What make's a constuction worker drop's his hammer? MC Hammer moves.

Why did all the boys come to my yard? Because of My milkshakes

Why did Susie drop her ice cream? Because she got hit by a bus. Knock knock. Who's there? Not Susie.

A black, Kenyan man enters a race. He comes in second to last as he didn't practice as much as the other contestants.

Two boys go down stairs on christmas day. They fall and die.

Roses are blue Violets are red Sugar are you And so is sweet

A man walks into a bar. Three hours later, ambulances arrived, because the man was knocked out. The man who saved was known as a hero, and was awarded a medal for his good deed.

A man walked into a bar. Ouch! He stepped on a piece of a shattered bottle from a bar fight. Don't worry, though, it was just a little cut and he felt fine after a few beers.

Why did the chicken cross the road? He had escaped from his farm and didn't understand the laws of jaywalking.

How do you stop the London riots? - You employ a a highly effective police tactic to diffuse the crisis as quickly as possible.

Two black guys run into a bank with guns. They place them in their pre-payed safety deposit boxes and continue on their way as they were falling behind on their schedule.

There is a hawk and a squirrel sitting in a tree. a farmer walks by with a strange package so the hawk turns to the squirrel and says nothing because he is an animal and incapable of speech, he then eats the squirrel because he is a bird of prey.

Why can't a T-rex clap its hands? It's extinct.

A baby seal walks into a club. It is eventually beaten to death and eaten.

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