- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How many light bulbs does it take to screw in a light bulb??? I don't know don't ask me when I'm asking you the question!!!

What do Gary Glitter and Michael Jackson have in common? They are both successful pop stars

The Grinch stole Christmas, he accidentally dropped it and Christmas was ruined for everyone life sucked -shane,Adam,David and Riley go cry about it

What's the difference between an anti-joke and a joke? The anti-Joke isn't a freaking joke. So stop freaking doing it!

What did the black man drink on a hot summer day? Some water, it quickly replenished the liquids he was perspiring do to the temperature being sufficiently hotter than his body temperature

Your mother is so fat that it became a problem affecting everyone close in her life. Her new year's resolution was to lose weight, and surprisingly, has become quite healthy since then.

Why does Apple hate Blackberry? They don't fruit can be rivals.

A cat walks into a bar. He orders some beer. The bartender asks, why the sad face. The cat replies, "I got laid off"

What's worse than blowing out 1 lightbulb Blowing out 2 lightbulbs

Why is the sky blue? Because it isn't red.

What's going to happen you? Your going to die just like everyone else in the world. Don't laugh, it's not funny

What is worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding a larger worm in your apple.

Yo mama so ugly everybody died. The End.

how do you get a dog to stop barking? you hit it with a stick.

What does a penguins wear on it's feet? Nothing penguins are incapable of wearing foot wear, also they do not have feet they are called 'flippers'.

How many electricians does it take to change a lightbulb? No seriously, I don't know because we've only just got electricity in our village.

what's black and white and red all over? a zebra in a blender

In the movie Sherlock holms, why is Sherlock Holms gay?? --------------Because he is chasing "blackwood"

What did the women get after valentines day? An abortion.

whats up and also down? your mum

I used to be an adventurer like you, but then I was raped by a giant scorpion...

Quinn Grifith Randel lives in Roswell, GA

Why didn't John get a present for Christmas? Because John died eight months ago.

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