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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why didn't Jane go to school last Thursday? It was summer. No one went to school last Thursday.

Why was the blonde so stupid? She suffers a severe case of retardation.

A man walks into a shop and picks up some items for his party. He walks out of the shop without paying for the items. The police are promptly called and the man receives a 4 year sentence in prison for shoplifting.

Theaters say silence is golden... Trap silence in a jar, make millions.

What did Steven Hawking get for christmas? A bike.

How many dead babies does it take to paint a wall? First of all, babies do not have the physical ability or the mental capacity to ever paint a wall, no matter how many of them there are. Second of all, they are dead which probably will not increase their chances of painting said wall.

Why does Rebecca Black like Friday? Because it's the start of the weekend

An englishman, an irishman and a scotsman walked into a bar. They were all lawyers out on lunch break and happened to walk into the same building. They laughed about the coincidence over the a drink

Why did the chicken cross the road? Why can't a chicken cross a road without it being questioned?

A baby seal walks into a club. It is eventually beaten to death and eaten.

What's easier than a whore? Doesn't matter, your mom's a whore either way.

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 brutally murdered 6's entire family.

What happened when the chicken crossed the road? It entered a KFC and had the unfortunate suprise of having its head cut off.

What do you call putting a toad in the microwave? Animal cruelty.

What's the difference between a bowling ball and guacamole? The guacamole is delicious with chips, and the bowling ball is just a bowling ball.

how many babies can fit into a microwave i dont know i havent tried

Knock knock. MAN: Who's there? HOOKER: The hooker you called for. MAN: Oh, dear lord. My wife hasn't left yet. I need you to come back in fifteen minutes. WIFE: Honey, who is it? MAN: It's the hooker I called for, but you haven't left. I told her to come back in fifteen minutes.

Wanna hear a hot headed retard? call and listen carefully 6196342668

Why can't a T-rex clap its hands? It's extinct.

knock knock whos there. no one your hullicinating, heroine is hell of a drug

What do you call it when you almost win? You lose.

Your mum is such a slut, I'd reccomend she seeks psychiatric help, as her deviant promiscuity is clearly a phsical manifestation of some deep rooted psychological disfunction. We all wish her well.

What's brown and smells like paint? -Poop. I don't know why it smells like paint though..

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