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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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who's a knob,a liar, and systematically ruining a once well-run family football club by employing crooks , buying footballers who are well-passed there sell-out date and getting the team relegated ? steve kean not laughing ? nor are 23 ,000 others

What did the man with cancer get for his birthday? A gravestone.

Tin is a chemical element with symbol Sn (for Latin: stannum) and atomic number 50. It is a main group metal in group 14 of the periodic table. Tin shows chemical similarity to both neighboring group-14 elements, germanium and lead, It is also the material Aodhan's house is made from.

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Q. What has 5 chins, 10 eyes, 10 feet, and 50 fingers? A. Five People.

how many licks does it take to get to the center of a tootsie pop? It depends on a variety of factors such as the size of your mouth, the amount of saliva, etc.

A duck walks into a bar and says, "Put it on my bill"

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Friend's are like penguins, they both die when you stab them in the heart.

What happens when you finish a bottle of Sprite? You finish it

Why are babies like shake weights? Cause If you shake them long enough, they both end up being inanimate objects.

What do you call a black man flying an airplane? A pilot you racist S.O.B.

Whats two plus two Four!

How does a yeti say hi? Raaawwwrrrr

What's the difference between a piece of chicken and a black guy? One is delicious and the other isn't good for your health.

My dog has no nose, how does it smell? Using its anus.

How many apples does it take to keep the doctor away? 1 if you throw it hard enough! haha

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Woody Allen once said, "I have had many romantic relationships in my life that were both complex and humorous."

What is black, white, and red all over? A zebra that was shot by poachers.

What is an antijoke? Not Knock

What is blue and has wheels? Grass- I lied about the colour and the wheels.

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