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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why was the girl crying? She prolapsed.

A man drinks a java while using Java His java was hot, making him spill on his laptop Blue screen of death

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Getting a girl pregnant.

what did the monitor say to the boy? Im a Monitor

Your mama is so black, she contributes regularly to the NAACP and the United Negro College Fund. Her donations and volunteer work help greatly.

What's black, white, and red all over? A lot of things, you just gotta keep your eyes peeled.

roses are blue violets are red... i have to use the bathroom

don't do anything i wouldn't do first

what did hitler say when the allies invaded germany i did NAZI that coming

What's black on top, and white on the bottom? Rape.

A cat walks into a bar. He orders some beer. The bartender asks, why the sad face. The cat replies, "I got laid off"

What do you call an old man in his underwear with a bag of pepper on his back while licking pebbles off the sidewalk? Senile.

Q. Why did the chicken cross the road? A. Who the hell knows..?

What do you get if you cross a bomb expert, and a homophob? a blowjob

So my wife was in the kitchen, and I asked her to make me a sandwich. She agreed. I then volunteered to make her one. Lesbian relationships are amazing.

Amanda Knox walks home free.

Whats the difference between a white man and a black man? Their skin color.

Why was the man burying his child? because in france, fishing is only allowed 3 times a day

whats worse than having ice cream and not eating it? Being lactose intolerant

Q: What's worse than biting into an apple and finding a worm? A: Being caught by the store manager, arrested, convicted, and thrown into jail for petty theft and then getting ass-raped for the next 3 months all because you wanted to check an apple without paying for it.

Why did the catholic preist take all the little boys out in the woods? They were going on a camping trip.

What did Billy say to Jesus when he died? Nothing he went to hell. -Austin Conradt

a man walked into a bar today he suffers from depression from his wife leaving him and taking custody of the children on the grounds that he is an alcoholic and is unfit to raise children

What's worse than 50 dead babies stapled to trees? 47 dead babies stapled to trees (it's better if it's a nice, round number.)

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