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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what's the difference between a pound of liver and vomit? £3.24

What did the Scientist say after he created Frankenstein? - I just created Frankenstein.

How many dead babies can you fit in a tire? It depends on the size of the tire.

so a guy walks into a bar, he says nothing for he now has a concusion

Why did Susie fall off the swings? Because she was hit by a truck.

Whats worse than getting a splinter? Taking a shower at penn state

How do you get the neighborhood hoodlums to stop pushing you over in your wheelchair? Brutally murder their families in front of them.

A grasshopper walks into a bar and no one notices because it's just a little insect.

How do you make a white girl commit suicide? Bully her.

One day a object is flying overhead in a city and a man in a crowd of pedestrians yells, "It's a bird!" another man yells, "It's a plane!" No one else says anything as they stare at the two men that had become so excited about a possibly seeing a bird or an airplane.

I wondered why the piano was getting bigger. Then it hit me... I'm sorry I have visual agnosia

A man walks into a bar. He is promptly taken to the hospital where he finds out that he may have a concussion.

What do you call a Muslim flying a plane? A pilot you racist! Jk a terrorist

Woman: do u want to watch Snakes on a Plane? Man: sure, what is it about? Woman: It's about a horse on a boat

What's worse than a baby dying of AIDS? It depends upon one's frame of reference. A family living in the US might consider the death of a baby by AIDS a horrible act by the gods. But to a similar family in sub-Saharan Africa, this might be a regular, albeit tragic occurrence.

Kid- "Where do babies come from?" Mom- (commits suicide)

an irishman walks past a bar a.w. j.p.

What's the difference between your mom and a table? The table isn't a whore.

My mom farted, now it smells, ewe. My mom just took of her shirt, BONER! My, friends mom took off her shirt, now he has a boner. We both have boners, and it smells bad. This is weird, me and my friend are very similar, except my mom farted and his mom did not. Now I hate my mom. UN-BONER!

You wanna know who else messes around a lot? My mom. Do you know who else has the best tacos in town? My mom. Do you know who else doesn't have time for this? My mom. She's a very busy woman; dealing with matters you'd expect a recently divorced mother would have to carry on her shoulders.

Q:what did one lawyer say to the other lawyer? other person: What? A:how am i suppose to know I'm not a lawyer.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the lesbian's house. Knock knock. Who's there? The chicken.

Knock knock I'M IN THE BATHROOM !!

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