- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Comedian: Do you all wanna hear a joke? Audience: Yeah!!! Comedian: Okay! What did the bad comedian say to the audience? Audience: What?!! Comedian: Chicken butt. Thank you, you've been a great crowd. Good night!

There once was a man from Madrass Whose balls were made out of brass This was incredibly uncomfortable and embarrassing for him. It also affected his sexual potency and rendered him infertile, Which drastically affected his ability to enter and sustain relationships with women.

Why do Teenagers, mostly girls between the ages of 12-17 love Justin Bieber? Because he promotes himself worldwide and makes sure that girls know who he is thus creating a fan base that will be large enough to promote his career, which ensures him a safe financial future.

Don't you hate when you finger your belly button and your nipples exploed?

welcome to anti joke.com. you were expecting an anti joke wernt you.

Why didn't the baby come to daycare? Because his mother got killed by spongebob

why is brennan hart a dumbass idk ask his mom

Why is an Orange, Orange??? Because its not blue!

Whats worse the losing your 3 kids, your lovely beautiful wife, and your trusty dog, all your belongings and in a house fire while you're at work? Nothing

Ask me if I'm a car. Are you a car¿ Yes¡

roses are black violets are black I'm blind i need a dog.

A magician tells the boy to get into the box and locks him in. He wasn't a magician.

Why did Sally fall off her bike? Because sally has no arms. Knock knock Who's there? Not Sally.

How do you fit 500 babies into a phone booth? With a blender. How do you get them out? Nachos (make a dipping and snacking motion).

This is an anti-joke. It is not funny because "anti" means the opposite of something.

Have you seen stevie wonders new house No Niether has he

how do you poke a chinese person in the eye? with a credit card!

What did the Black women tell her Asian boyfriend in bed Nothing because they don't talk when they are sleeping

whats the difference between a pizza and a jew? Pizza is not human, Jewish people are.

Why didn't the skeleton go to the dance ? "because he had nobody to go with" No because it was dead.

Roses are grey. Violets are grey. There is an entire spectrum of the world I am not privy to.

An alcoholic walks into a bar.... I forgot the rest of the joke but your mother is a prostitute.

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