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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What happened when the chicken crossed the road? It entered a KFC and had the unfortunate suprise of having its head cut off.

how many babies can fit into a microwave i dont know i havent tried

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 brutally murdered 6's entire family.

Wanna hear a hot headed retard? call and listen carefully 6196342668

What do you call it when you almost win? You lose.

What's easier than a whore? Doesn't matter, your mom's a whore either way.

What's the difference between a bowling ball and guacamole? The guacamole is delicious with chips, and the bowling ball is just a bowling ball.

Knock knock. MAN: Who's there? HOOKER: The hooker you called for. MAN: Oh, dear lord. My wife hasn't left yet. I need you to come back in fifteen minutes. WIFE: Honey, who is it? MAN: It's the hooker I called for, but you haven't left. I told her to come back in fifteen minutes.

knock knock whos there. no one your hullicinating, heroine is hell of a drug

What do you call putting a toad in the microwave? Animal cruelty.

Your mum is such a slut, I'd reccomend she seeks psychiatric help, as her deviant promiscuity is clearly a phsical manifestation of some deep rooted psychological disfunction. We all wish her well.

Q: Whats a spanish teacher who cant speak spanish A: duhh. it called an english teacher

knock knock come in

Wht did noah7262 cross the road? to abandon his friends and play Modern Warfare 3 on xbox live. asshole.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead. Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was stapled to the dead one.

Why did the city disappear? Someone nuked it

How do you kill a beetle? Wait outside his apartment and shoot him

Q: Why shouldn't you walk under a ladder? A: Because it could fall on top of you. Be a reasonable human being and just fly OVER the ladder.

What's brown and smells like paint? -Poop. I don't know why it smells like paint though..

How does a Chinese person wear a contact lens? On a 45 degree angle

What do you call a pig that does karate? By its name. Pigs are often referred to by something regarding the 'Oink' sound that they make. Perhaps in this instance, the pigs name was Oinky. However, this is only a supposition. The range of names is really too wide to make a fair prediction.

what happens when you throw a green rock into a yellow pond. it makes a spash.

Why does Rebecca Black like Friday? Because it's the start of the weekend

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