- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What happens when a unicorn gets her period? You know it's a girl.

What is the worst joke to tell a Orphan? Knock Knock Who's there Not your parents ( Man than slams door in little girls face)

Why did the man hit the little boy? His brakes failed.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding a worm in your penis.

whats the difference between an orange and a dead baby? one is a tasty treat and the other is an orange

Your momma's so fat, when Jesus said, "Let there be light!," she had to scoot over.

What kind of Mexican makes no money? A Mexican without a job.

AARgh my name is AWsaing the nawant of the where of amzai Giant rabbit bunny

Why did the black man get a welfare check? Because he was either unemployed and decided he wanted someone to keep feeding his family, or decided to push forth the unfortunate stereotype of African-Americans not wanting to work and being lazy. Or maybe he didn't, why don't you ask him?

How was the copper wire invented? 2 Jews pulling on the same penny!

Why is the white man sad? Because he watched the titanic

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A vulture gets on a transatlantic flight with a dead animal in each claw. The flight attendant stops him, and says "I'm sorry, sir, only one piece of carrion per passenger allowed"

What's the dumbest animal in the rainforest? A polar bear.

Q: Why did the Asian man get fired from his job? A: He sexually assaulted his co-workers

Yo momma so old that she has started to look into an affordable life insurance plan to ensure all her final expenses are taken care of.

What do you call a midget cripple with cerebral palsy? Unfortunate

What do you call a kid without any friends? A Sandy Hook survivor

Roses are red, violets blue, um... that's all i got.

What do you call a Pakistani flying a plane. 9/11

Have you ever been to Uranus? Well I heard it's nice this time of year.

Knock knock. Who's there? 9/11 9/11 who? You said you'd never forget!

How do you make a baby stop crying?you scream at it and throw it at wall

Q-Why did the little boy feel hot? A-Because he faceplanted into a bonfire.

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