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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How do you kill a beetle? Wait outside his apartment and shoot him

Q: Whats a spanish teacher who cant speak spanish A: duhh. it called an english teacher

Why did the city disappear? Someone nuked it

What do you get if Justin Bieber and Miley Cyrus have a baby? The apocalypse

What do you call a pig that does karate? By its name. Pigs are often referred to by something regarding the 'Oink' sound that they make. Perhaps in this instance, the pigs name was Oinky. However, this is only a supposition. The range of names is really too wide to make a fair prediction.

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what happens when you throw a green rock into a yellow pond. it makes a spash.

Q: Why shouldn't you walk under a ladder? A: Because it could fall on top of you. Be a reasonable human being and just fly OVER the ladder.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead. Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was stapled to the dead one.

Wht did noah7262 cross the road? to abandon his friends and play Modern Warfare 3 on xbox live. asshole.

How does a Chinese person wear a contact lens? On a 45 degree angle

A man walked into a bar. Ouch! He stepped on a piece of a shattered bottle from a bar fight. Don't worry, though, it was just a little cut and he felt fine after a few beers.

Why did the chicken cross the road? He had escaped from his farm and didn't understand the laws of jaywalking.

How do you stop the London riots? - You employ a a highly effective police tactic to diffuse the crisis as quickly as possible.

Two black guys run into a bank with guns. They place them in their pre-payed safety deposit boxes and continue on their way as they were falling behind on their schedule.

There is a hawk and a squirrel sitting in a tree. a farmer walks by with a strange package so the hawk turns to the squirrel and says nothing because he is an animal and incapable of speech, he then eats the squirrel because he is a bird of prey.

how many friends does tomas have 0 he is a loner

What do you call a group of Mexicans jumping over a fence? I heat of runners trying out for the Mexican Olympic hurdle team.

A man walks into a bar. After recovering, he sues the bar for it's irregular glass doors.

Yo mama's so white that she has to use lots of sunscreen to prevent from getting sunburned.

hwhy did the monkey fall out of the tree? he got shot. why did the other monkey fall out of the tree? he was nailed to the first one.

what do 9 out of 10 people enjoy?............Gangrape

What's black, white and red all over? A race war

KNOCK KNOCK whos there Malcom i dont know any Malcom go away!

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