Why Did The Chicken Cross The Road? To End His Suffering On The Farm. Suicidal Mission.... Complete

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what did the boy with no arms or legs get for christmas? a bike

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what`s green and flys a plain i was kidding about the green

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Chickens can walk wherever the hell they want. Leave them alone.

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what did eric foreman get for christmas? a foot in his ass.

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A horse, a duck, a pig, and a muslim walk into bar. The horse ducks, the duck's hoarse, the pig's in a blanket, and the muslim has a can, being surprised at how far a can can preach hate in chicago. The bartender reminds the muslim that he is keeping company with a swine, and the muslim feels offended for the poor horse.

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Q. What you call a Guy with no arms an no legs in the water? A. Bob

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Two people are sitting on a 10th story window sill. They both fall off and die.

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Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: Because the crossing gaurd allowed him to

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Roses are Red Violets are Blue Your Adopted Deal With It!!!

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Once there was an egg by the name of Steve. His name was Steve the Egg.

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Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? To get to the other side!

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My wife is so fat that I find her unattractive.

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What's the difference between a Jew and a pizza? A Jew is a person who adheres to the Jewish faith and claims a cultural or ancestral connection to the Jewish people, and a pizza is an oven-baked, flat, disc shaped bread usually topped with tomato sauce and mozzarella and then a selection of meats, depending on taste and culture.

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knock knock whose there? you have AIDS

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A black man and a Mexican were in a car. Who was driving? The cop.

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Jo Brand no longer looks like a ball sack draped over a football.

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Roses are Red Violets are Blue I'm really drunk so show me your tits.

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So this drunk guy pokes this girl. 4 months later she has a misscarrage

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How many black men does it take to change a light bulb? TO GET TO THE OTHER SIDE!

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What do you call a Black man with a gun ?? A black man with a gun !

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A red-head, a brunette and a blond are trapped on an island 10km from civilization. The red-head swims 1.5km's, but is to tired, so she swims back to the island. The brunette swims 3km's, but is too tired, so she swims back to the island. After watching the first two fail, the blond evaluates the situation and decides that she does not possess the swimming ability required to reach the 5km point (At which swimming back to the island becomes equally as far as swimming to civilization), and instead stays on the island and creates a signal fire out of bits of debris scattered on the island, getting rescued within hours.

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Your mom's so fat that when she stepped on the scale at the doctors office the doctor said " hey i wanted your weight not your phone number"

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Why was the man lying under a sheet. Because he was dead.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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