- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's the difference between a portuguese widow and a llama? One is a portuguese widow and the other isn't.

How many chickens does it take to screw in a light bulb none, because chickens do not have opposable thumbs,therefore prevents them from preforming such a remedial task.

A kid who lost parents is called an orphan and a wife who lost her husband is called a widow. What do you call parents who lost their child? Free on the Weekends.

How do Germans treat the Jewish? Kindly, and with much hospitality.

Why was the boy dead? The boy was hit by a bus ran over by a train and stabbed to death by a murderer then put into a grinder for a meal for the murderer.

I remember the last words my grandpa said before he kicked the bucket. I bet I can kick this bucket. He missed and had a heart attack.

Did you hear the one about the avalanche that crashed into the bar? It was such a tragedy.

What happens when Chuck Norris and Mr. T get into a car accident? They trade insurance information.

What did the catholic priest do to the little boy in the Confessions Took his confessions

What do you do when a burglar breaks into your house and tries to kill and rape you and you family? Nothing, he as an AK-47 and shoots you all dead and then has sex with your corpses.

HELP!!! I locked myself in my bathroom and can't get out! my laptop is running out of batteries!

What's small, furry and looks like a mouse? Most probably a mouse but given the large number of mammals with similar appearances to a mouse it could easily be a shrew, vole or even a rat if you don't know your rodents very well.

Why did Li Chong get an A on his math test? He studied.

How did the boys sunglasses fall off his face? He was drop kicked.

Roses are black Violets are black A black person died

I sas Ratzinger a sandwich when someone came up to me and said "sharing is caring" So I gave him a grenade He asked "where's the pin" I said " I pulled it for you" This is not an anti joke

Roses are gray, violets are gray. I am a dog.

What do you call a Mexican hot dog? Lunch.

whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Relizing its a used tampon covered with blood.

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Justin Beiber has fame, his own bodyguards, he has performed many shows and has everyone's attention. What do you have? A penis.

Whats the difference between a rake and a sack of dead babys? i dont have a rake in my garage.

what has 2 legs and bleeds? Half a dog.

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