- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Confucius says... He with whom neither slander that gradually soaks into the mind, nor statements that startle like a wound in the flesh, are successful may be called intelligent indeed.

a white man, an asian man, and a mexican man are on a plane and they realize how inefficient the airline was in filling the flight, seeing as there were only three men on board.

whats the difference between a black man and a cat? you dont run from a cat

whats worse than 10 babies nailed to a tree? one baby nailed to ten trees.

"Doctor, Doctor, Help I feel like a pair of curtains" "I've got some cream for that".

What is black and blue and doesn't like sex? The 6 year old in my basement.

What is six foot three, plays basketball, and is black? A black dog with basketball skills and takes steroids.

What's worse than tripping over your shoelace? Watching your mother get her tits cut off with a chainsaw then getting ripped apart and eaten alive by cannibals

How many babies does it take to paint a wall It depends on how hard you throw them

what do you get when you cross a broken arm and a broken leg? .... a broken head.

Do you know what a zombie smells like? Death

A man walks into a bar. He drinks heavily and dies of alcohol poisoning.

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A man with two broken legs walks into a bar.

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Q. Why do some people not like anti-jokes? A. They don't find the humor funny.

Why did Sally fall off the swing? She has no arms.

What did the cow say to his family before he left the house? goodbye, because he was going to the slaughter house to get killed for meat

How do you make a baby stop crying?you scream at it and throw it at wall

Knock knock. Who's there? We are members of the church of Jesus Christ of latter day saints.

knock knock. who's there? no one. no one who? no one who?

Why did Chuck Norris eat a sandwich? Because he was hungry.

What did the college student do during her Spring Break in Mexico? We're not sure, she never came back.

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