A: go away. B: No i won't A: Shutup B: Yes i will not go away A: again, shutup B: I left A: Thank you B: Your welcom A: Thank you for saying your welcome B: Thank you for saying thank you that i'm welcome A: Thank you for saying thank you for saying that I thank you that you're welcome.

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Roses are red Im adopted

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what did the little boy say to the man? Nothing because earlier that day his mom reminded him not to talk to strangers

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What do you call a black man flying a plane? A pilot.

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I will create more jobs for americans

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what do you call a pie in a roll a roll and pie

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do you have snow in your vagina? because i am going to plow you

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How do you drown a black? - pop their lips

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Roses are red, Violets are red, I have a dead body, What do I do.

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A man walks into a bar and says, "Hey, Jim, your wife just died from terminal cancer." Jim then says, "Cool. Hey, do you know if the games on tonight?"

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what did one worm say to the other worm? nothing. worms are incapable of speaking.

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Yo mama is so hairy! Then only language she speaks is Chinese

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Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: Cause KFC was chasing him.

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What did the boy with no arms get for Christmas? A gameboy

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Miley Cyrus Walked into a fence and fainted.

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Q: Whats better than not being a Jew? A: Being a Jew.

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A Chinese, American, and German were all on the a boat sinking off the Border of the U.S. So the American called the U.S Coast Guard and they were rescued and taken to a nearby hospital. Two of the three members are still alive today and haunted by the memory of that day.

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George Lopez never said anything funny in his life.

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why could the black person jump higher than the white person. because the white person had no legs

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Why did the woman leave the kitchen? She didn't, she's a woman.

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roses are red, hills are green. i know you're ugly and i know I'm so mean.

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whats fun about the governement's jokes? nothing, they are actually serious

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guess what>? your mum lol

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What do you call a middle-aged Polish man on Skype? A lonely man.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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