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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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how did the man jump over the mountain? it was a small mountain and he had a trampoline

A Chinese, American, and German were all on the a boat sinking off the Border of the U.S. So the American called the U.S Coast Guard and they were rescued and taken to a nearby hospital. Two of the three members are still alive today and haunted by the memory of that day.

Q: Whats the difference between water melon and a baby? A: Watermelon is a fruit.

What do you call a gay man having sex with a woman? Sex.

why was the man denied his teaching job? because he is a wanted cerial killer in 43 states.

Why was Jimmy sad? Because he has a frog stapled to his forehead

What's green and has wheels? Grass I lied about the wheels

What do you call a woman who is addicted to crack, has a light mustache and huge saggy tits, has had 4 kids with 4 different fathers and makes her living giving hand-jobs behind the bus station? Mom.

What is red and has wheels? Grass, I lied about it being red and having wheels.

What's the difference between unicorns and black people? Years of slavery.

How many republicans does it take to raise the debt ceiling? Technically, none, as the president has the right to do this based on the 14th amendment.

Why did man lay down? His dog ate his genitals.

The verification for this post was debatable: "Which of these does not belong?" George Bush Barack Obama Bill Clinton Ronald Reagan Head of Cabbage Answers on a postcard please... [L]

At the Asthma hotline. Caller: Aahhh aahhh gasp gasp I need you... Woman: slams phone DAMN I WISH THESE PERVERTS WOULD STOP CALLING!

How do Germans treat the Jewish? Kindly, and with much hospitality.

So, two men walk into a bar. But the midget walks under it.

Have you ever tried Ethiopian food? No. Neither have they.

What happens when you put four drunk clowns and eight sober clowns inside of a clown car? Nothing, because the clowns realized that it's dangerous to operate a vehicle while under the influence of alcohol and decides to call a taxi instead.

What did ahmet say to adem...? LEMME SUCK ON THOSE TITS joke made by dark

Guy 1: So how did you get into hospital Guy 2: I was drinking near my computer Guy 1: So why did it explode? Guy 2: (Doesn't reply)

Why did the clock say 10:30? It was a digital clock!

Your momma's so fat, that her doctor recommends that she exercises regularly and sticks to a healthier diet that includes foods with nutritional value.

what do eagles and moles have in common? they both live underground except for the eagle!

Why didn't Sebastian get out of the forest? Because he got brutally murdered by a big bad wolf

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