- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? A: Eating the apple.

Why did the girl throw away her hairspray? Because she realized the harmful contaminants emitted from the nozzle were expediting the deterioration of the ozone layer thus contributing to global warming.

Pickup line: Hey babe, do you work at Mcdonalds? Because I don't have a job, are you hiring?

What did the hobo get for Christmas? Nothing

You're mama's SO stupid that when she applied to college, they were happy to help.

Want to hear a joke? ...you're straight.

What's the capital of Hungary? Thirtsy

How long does it take for a black woman to have a shit. 9 months.

A guy walks into a bar and orders a drink. The bartender asks why the long face. The guy responds because cancer is a horrible disease. Oh yah did I mention the guy has cancer? $

What is the opposite of Obama? Mitt Romney because he his white and a republican so all is good with him.

When is a door not a door? When it is ajar.

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A person was born on may 5th 1955 and one day noticed that they had $555.55 in their bank account. The person went to a race and betted all their money on the 5th runner in the 5th race. What happened? The runner came in 5th place.

What's the difference between epistemological pluralism.

What did the homosexual farmer say when he answered the phone? Hello

Jerry Sandusky walks into an Under 21

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What's yellow, black, and makes you laugh? A bus full of black people going off a cliff.

Knock Knock Who's there

A cheeseburger and fries walk into a bar. The bartender says "sorry, we don't serve lunch"

Hitler walks in to pizza pizza, the manager asks how many? L

What is the difference between a pizza and a Jew?

What is big, green, fuzzy, and would kill you if it fell on you? A pool table.

What was the color of the big lipped, struggling rap artist who violently raped and killed a young woman after robbing a convenience store at gunpoint? Red. He was covered in blood.

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