Why couldn't the kid eat his vegetables? His parents stabbed him...

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whats worse than catching your parents having sex? having sex with your parents

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two men write a poem one says quack the other says woof what is the middle of the number witch is amazing because who ever is reading this you are beautiful and have chucken food ion your cheek bone connected to the knee cap indeed i shall write on to you guys saying how lovley it is TO MAKE FIRENDS WITH CHICKENS

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What's the difference between a Jew and a pizza? Pizzas were meant to be put in an oven.

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Why couldn't the cat drink the milk? Because it had no face.

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roses are red violets are blue the thing in the toilet reminds me of you :)

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What did the dubstep say? Wub.

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So there was a guy in the middle of the street, how did he survive? ...He doesnt because he gets hit by a car becuase hes in the middle of the street...

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Who is big and stupid My brother

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Q.How many babies does it take to screw in a lightbulb A.Babies are to young to screw in lightbulbs

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How do you shock a child? Attach a metal pole to them while there is a storm

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Why did Susie fall off the swings? She had no arms. Knock! Knock! Who's there? Not Susie.

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Why didn't Joe want to stand up? Because he had no legs!

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whos on the right track? lady gaga

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What is not a car park? Clash of clans

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead.

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The child was fired from his job.

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What do you call a KKK member? ...racist

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What is mary short for? Mary had an accident with a semi-truck and had to get both of her legs amputated.

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why can't Amy ride on the rollercoaster? Because she's under the height limit.

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swag

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knock knock , who is there the postman the postman who ? the postman who is gonna give you a bill !

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Why did the bus crash? The driver was a loaf of bread.

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What did the cop say to the speeding black man? "Can I see your license and registration?"

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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