- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Michael Jackson and Barack Obama talked to each other about oreos

Yo' mamas so fat that your friend said a yo mama so fat joke to you. You were certainly not amused.

what starts with 's' and ends in 'ex' and muslims get a stiffy from it semtex.

Knock knock. Whos there Time to get a watch

Why was rebecca crying? Because her mum had just died in a house fire!!!

What is smarter than a blind Mexican midget of average intelligence? A genius

When SCUBA diving, why is it important to fall backward off the side of the boat? Because if you fell forward, you would still be in the boat.

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Roses are red, violets are blue. I have a gun, get in the van.

What's the difference between Rebecca Black and your mom? Nope! Chuck Testa.

Have you heard of the dog that sounds like Megan fox? No Oh, well ummm apperantally there's this ummm dog that sounds like Megan fox. So ummm yeah. Pretty interesting stuff

How do you know when your sister's on her period? Your dad's dick tastes like blood

What did the man say to the tree? Nothing, he was a mime.

A man walks into a bar. He hasn't been there before, and it's a Friday so it's really crowded, and it's really quite a dive, so he and his girlfriend decide to leave and find somewhere else to eat.

OMG my mom just let me go to a concert in feb 31,2012 wohoo! LOL

What did the platypus do whenever he walked into the bar? Nothing. It's a platypus, they don't do much.

Who's the slut of the alphabet? C.

Q. What happened to the dog when he was kick in the privates? A. Nothing he was neutered a year ago.

How do you get a girl to pay for food? You Rape Her

Yo mama's so fat, she had a lap-band procedure.

A muslim, a jew, and a black man jump off a cliff. Who hits the ground first? They all hit the ground at the same time because gravity pulls all objects at the same rate regardless of their mass.

How many babies does it take to paint a fence? depends on how hard you throw them.

Every time I walk across the street I do the Hitler march and raise my arm straight out to salute him, if I feel like holding up traffic, I take smaller steps

Hey, you why you say poo poo nae nae watch me whip, and do the dougie, and then happy halloween? Potato Salad

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