Whats worse than the Holocaust? Two Holocaust Whats worse that two Holocaust? Dane Cooks Comedian act

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A man walks into a bar. The bartender asks what he'd like to drink. The man pulls out his gun, shoots the surprised bartender, and proceeds to execute all the patrons of the bar and finally commit suicide. A post-mortem identification of the man identifies him as a victim of childhood sexual abuse and a diagnosed schizophrenic. There is a nice funeral for all the victims and the media respectfully minimizes exposure of the event.

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why did tom shut his bedroom door? grandma was fingering herself

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Why couldn't Jack join the football team? Jack has down syndrome

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What's worst then finding a worm in your apple Eating it.

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How do you stop a black man from committing a crime? You throw him a basket ball.

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Why can't Helen Keller drive? She is both blind and deaf, and doing so would put others in danger.

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How many Jews does it take to screw in a lightbulb? -None, they will pay for somebody else to do it

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Q. Why did the lady scream when she saw her husband? A. Because he was dead.

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Knock Knock Who's There? Betty Betty Who Betty Sue Never heard of ya I'm here from the management. You have a present. I don't care, we don't take kindly to you city folks. But Sir, If you don't take this I will have to ask you to leave. Well what is it. It's your bill. Knock knock Who's there? Cowabunga! Cowabunga Who? Moo Moo alalalalalal woohoo i'm so high

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Why did Isaac cross the road? Because Jake did Why did Isaac cross the road? Because mum told him not to Why did Isaac cross the road? Because Maya was there

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I am fine, hungry but otherwise fine, I sometimes wish that things that come easy to you, did the same for me or others, excuse me, going to grab a bite, I hope we can chat here for a bit, it is not a chatting site the least. Say? Are you still burning mad at me? If not ill gladly give you a call, but if this is a ploy you are scheming in order to gain my trust I might be killing myself.

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What do you call a fat man that breaks into your house at 2 a.m. and steals your money and your television? Probably a dumbass, a jackass, a moron, an idiot, or something in that general area.

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what do you call a man that is hurt? A: you call him an ambulanse

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How do you make a penguin fly? You strap it to the roof of a plane.

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Why didn't the black boy get any presents from Santa? Because he isn't real.

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Alchohol.

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I forgot to tell you something I forgot wat it was

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Why did Johnny throw his money on the floor? Because he was giving it to charity

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What did the elephant say to the pelican? He didn't say anything. I lied.

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Why did the man have no friends? He mudered and ate someone in '86 and is rotting in prison.

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What did the little boy say to Micheal Jackson? Shouldn't you be dead?

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What does a jew to enter in a movie theater? He buys a ticket!

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