- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why was the boy laughing at Sally? Because Sally was a man

Roses are red, Violets are blue. Before you sneeze Say PIK-Achoo

Roses are red Violets are blue You just lost the game UMAD Bro?

I needed to write an article about heart disease so I did some research. I learned a lot.

What's the best part about the school burning down? All the children trapped inside never had to grow up

did you know r kelly and jay z had a album together?

Person 1: Why can't a T-Rex clap? Person 2: BECAUSE THEIR ARMS ARE TOO SMALL! Person 1: No, because they are extinct dumbass

how do you save a car from falling out of an airplane? I don't know.

What did the woman find when she got home from the post office? Her son's corpse hanging from a clothes hanger. She was an abusive mom, and he killed himself.

Roses are red Violets are blue I have 5 fingers and the middles for you

Why was the girl crying? She had just been severely raped.

In a tangential universe Crispin Glover is the head of scientology

what did the cat say to the potato? meow

Violence is never the answer, its the question... The answer is YES!

hey guess what? what ur gay! how did you know ive been in the closet for 5 years!?

Why did the man cross the road? Because he was applying for a job that's building was located on the other side of the street.

A man walks into a Library.... And asks for a book.

when god created an asian he said 'Crispy"

Where is boots, Dora asks Why the hell are you asking me when your the one who is with him.

How do you make a white girl commit suicide? Bully her.

What's better than winning a million dollars? Winning 2 million dollars!

Why did the cook throw up at McDonalds? Because his pay check was made out to the Ronald McDonald Foundation.

Why did god make women? Because women are equally important when it comes to the birth to maintain or species.

A horse, a duck, a pig, and an arab walk into a bar. The horse ducks, the duck's hoarse, the pig's in a blanket, and the arab has a can, being surprised at how far a can can preach hate in Chicago. The bartender reminds the arab that he's with a swine, and the arab is offended for the poor horse.

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