- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the white man say to the black man? Nice Pants

what do you call a bunch of black people in a pool cocoa puffs

Rarity: "So, what is that splendid frock of yours saying?" Maud Pie: "It doesn't talk. It's a dress."

Whats the difference between a black guy at the beach, and a black guy at the zoo? One is at the beach, and one is at the zoo.

If you have 12 apples and I have 12 ice cubes how many pancakes fit on a roof? Purple because aliens don't wear hats.

Whats blind and deaf? Hellen Keller.

What did the boy say to his dad when he realized he was gay? Dad, I'm gay.

What's the difference between an elephant and a plum? Their color. What did Tarzan say when he saw the elephants coming over the hill? Here come the elephants over the hill. What did Jane say when she saw the elephants coming over the hill? Here come the plums over the hill. She was color blind.

Why did the blonde walk into the bar? To get a beer.

WARNING: this is a black joke Why does everybody hate darth vader? he is all black

What do you call a black man with no arms? Trustworthy.

Why did Johnny play piano with one hand? Because he lost his other one in a mining accident when he was 10. Johnny lives in rural Perú so he had to support his 6 younger brothers and sisters by working in a child factory.

How do you put 100 kids on a girls face ? skeet

What did the surgeon say to the patient? Nothing. The patient died on the table.

whos on the right track? lady gaga

why did the boy drop his bus because he was hit by an ice cream

cool story babe. now go make me a sammich.

What's the opposite of a joke? An anti-joke. You're reading one right now.

What tastes worse than dog shit? White dog shit.

How do you make a great cake? Bett Crocker books

If i had a dollar for every time Lindsay Lohan Crashed a vehicle......i would be rich

what do you get when a white woman and black man have a child? either a girl or a boy

How do you run faster than a cheetah? Cut off its legs.

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