- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How do you acquire a bomb? Go to the bomb store.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It had gotten out of its coop.

What's the difference between a blonde and a microwave? If you don't know the difference you need a psychiatrist.

knock knock come in

What's the difference between a ferrari and pile of dead babies? I don't have a ferrari in my garage.

What is grosser than somebody eating their own booger? Someone else eating that persons booger

What happens to a fish with no fin on the right side? It repeatedly swims in circle.

"When there's something srange, in your neighborhood... who you gonna call..?" The cops

Bläeghen-Fassybìll-No?cheb!

What's the difference between 50 dead babies and a three-course meal? One of them can feed me for a day and the other is a three-course meal.

Faithful men.

Why did the plane crash? Because the pilate was a loaf of bread.

like if u think princess kenny is the fairest maiden in all the land. if u dont, disregard this message.

So a boy walks into a bar. He broke his arm and now is severly crippled

Why can't Timmy go on any rollercoasters? Because he's morbidly obese and it would a safety hazard.

I woke up in bed with someone this morning. I forget why this is a joke, but your mother is a whore.

how many babies can fit into a microwave i dont know i havent tried

Why are Asian people bad drivers? Coincidental cases of blurred vision.

What do Barney and a butchers knife have in common? One of them is purple

Why did the chicken cross the road? It escaped.

Why did the baby die? Because I refused to feed it.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because he died.

What do a reindeer and a grape have in common? They are both purple, except for the reindeer.

So these two guys walk into a bar... Well, I forgot the rest of the joke, but your mother a whore.

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