- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How much cocaine did Charlie Sheen do? Enough to compromise his health and career

What's the difference between a Jew and a Boy Scout? Boy Scouts come back from camp.

Why didn't little jimmy take out the trash? He is a rock

A man walks into a bar. It leads to a fight that is enjoyable to watch.

WHAT DOES A NUMBER DO WHEN IT'S HORNE? MATHDERBATION

What do you get when you stab a six year old with a pair of scissors and a machete? A very angry, potentially murderous mother out for revenge.

What do you call a black man on the moon? An astronaut you racist bastard

Knock Knock Whos there? Jason Oh, ok come in.

Why did Sally fall off the swing. She had no arms. Knock Knock Who's there Not Sally

Why did Suzie fall of the swing? She had no arms. Knock, knock. Who's there? Not Suzie.

What does mickee say to other animals. Mouse

Q: What was Steve Jobs' last words before he died? A: I Think i might die.

What's brown and sticky? A stick.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Against city ordinates, an old woman was keeping chickens in her suburban back yard. One escaped, and there was no where else to go.

Why did Sally fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock knock. Who's there? Not Sally.

A bald man walks out a bar crying Prostate cancer

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side

Why did suzy get in the car? She wanted to go somewhere.

Why do you call a person who spits in your cheeseburger? A mean person

No, Sarah. You know your hooks scratch the keys.

What is Alqueida's favorite football team? The New York Jets.

OMG THIS ACTUALLY WORKS! 1. Hold your breath for 2 mins 2. Die

How many Japanese people does it take to make a whirlpool? - None, because they're all dead.

What do you call a Puerto Rican, a Blonde, and an African woman in a taxi cab? Three people who happen to be traveling to the same location at the same point in time.

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