How do you kill a cripple? You bite its fucking face off

Why couldn't the immigrant who was brand new to America hold a conversation with anyone? He was mute.

Q: Why did the chicken cross the road A: It didn't do it for any good reason,chickens are mindless and do random things,like crossing the road

What's worse than a rapist? 2 rapists

Nothing is as strong as love, Except a nuclear warhead that can destroy entire cities! :P thoko like :D ~~k0mradey``

Whats the difference between a bottle of coke and a black man stuck in a phone booth? one of them is comparing himself to a bottle of coke, the other is a bottle of pepsi

there was a lesbian, a bi-sexual and a homosexual at a wine bar having a drink.......They had a great night

Q: Where does the queen of england live? A: This was the question I had to anwser to be able to post this joke.

Roses are red Violets are blue I can't rhyme The end

Words with two W's or N's in them are awkward and unnecessary.

Why did the little boy lose his fingers? He was left unattended with a chain saw.

You know what sucks? A vacuum.

Why did the man not get his licence He was blind

Why did Little Sally fall off the swing? She had no arms.

A Jew finally tipped He was in a canoe

what's wose than finding a holocaust in your anti-joke? the potential offspring of courtney love and al gore

A blonde walks into a bar. That's it.

Why was the boy laughing at Sally? Because Sally was a man

Llega San Pedro le dice a dios y se va.

Knock Knock! Who's There? Billy Sup Billy, come on in!

Q: What happened to the fat man on the roller coaster A: The roller coaster went slightly faster due to the laws of gravity

Why did the girl cry? i took her happy meal.

I just had major Deja Vu... Cool, Brett. No one cares.

Why didn't the boy have any pockets on? He didn't have any pants on

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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