- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Roses are red Violets are blue I have 5 fingers and the middles for you

What's sadder than a lost puppy? A dead puppy.

jack and jill went up the hill to get a bucket of water. jack fell down and broke his ankle and neck severely. jack and jill were taken away from their parents by child services, and their parents are charged for child endangerment and child labor.

Have you seen Stevie wonders new house? Neither has he.

Why did Jimmy drop his ice cream? Because he was hit by a bus Knock Knock Who's there? Not Jimmy -thatcooltyguy

Q. Why did Obama cross the road? A. To collect taxes from the houses on the other side

Mike lost his arms in a car accident. Knock knock Who's there? Not Mike.

Three guys walk into a bar: a Priest, a rapist, and a pedophile...and two other guys

What kind of horse can do a backflip? No kind of horse.

I needed to write an article about heart disease so I did some research. I learned a lot.

Q: What did the farmer say when his tractor broke down? A: oh noo my tractor broke down.

What did the old man say after he fell down? nothing.

What did the traffic light say to the car? dont look at me am changing.

What did the schoolgirl say to some of the people of Anti-Joke.com? You're sick. Stop talking about the Holocaust.

Women's rights.

What did the farmer say after the chicken started talking? Holy shit a talking chicken.

what did the homeless kid get for christmas? nothing he probably doesn't know what christmas is

What is worse than getting shot in the leg? Getting shot in the head.

How do you make a French-man cry? Kill his family.

Why did the tourist cross the road? He was sightseeing.

What is brown and smells like sh!t Actual sh!t

How do you make a plumer sad? You kill his children.

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