- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Oh..wait...that's actually an anti-joke already...

What is white and tastes like cotton candy? Jizzz

Whats worse then finding a worm in your apple? Getting yours asshole clawed by a grizzly

Bill: Hey Bob guess what? Bob:What? Bill: your adopted

Why did the girl fall off the swing? Because she had no arms.

If at first you don't succeed, go kill yourself

What did God say when he made his first black guy? Oh no I burned one! :)

Q. What did the blond say when she woke up? A. I don"t know. I wasn't there.

What do mario and luigi have in common They are both plumbers

My granddad fell down the stairs the other day... Yeh, we didn't find it very funny either.

are you MC Donald's because I'm lovin' it!

There are two jews in an oven. One says "It sure is hot in here" and the other says "AHH A TALKING JEW"

an american walks out of a strip club.

what did the boy with no arms and no legs get for christmas? A- a tv

This isn't funny.

Why did Suzie fall off the swing? Because she had no arms. Knock Knock Whose there? Obviously not Suzie.

Whats red and tastes like parsley? Not Red Parsley

What did the dog say to the other dog? Woof.

Q: Why was six afraid of seven? A: seven raped six's mom

Difference between African children and a fat boy? nothing, they're always hungry.

George Washington delivered a short speech to his troops before they crossed the delaware river. Here it is: "Get in the boat."

Knock Knock who's there its black george washington.

why did the monkey fall out of the tree? HE WAS DEAD STUPID IDIOT.

A bar walks into a man

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