- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: What do people usually find funny? A: A joke.

My mom was telling my brother how much it hurt when she stubbed her toe. He told her she should try child birth.

What does DNA stand for? The National Dyslexic Association

Why did the kid lay down? Because his legs were chopped off

Q:How do you get better at boxing? A:Get a bigger package Daniel W. Schnurr

What do you call a house big enough to fit all the poor people in America? A fairly large establishment without quality standards.

How do you cut the sea in half? You can't. There are an odd amount of letters. You would have to jeopardize the "e", but then it would no longer be "sea".

A plane carrying an Englishman, an Irishman, and a Scotsman is destined to crash unless some weight is lost. First they drop the spare engine, but there is still too much weight. Then they drop the luggage, but still there is too much weight. All three men then jump out. The plane crashes anyway.

There is a mom a dad and a son, they walk into the museum and the dad is in the bathroom.

Why did billy fall off his bike? Because billy was a loaf of bread.

What's a vampire's favorite dessert? Vampire's don't exist What's Helen Keller's favorite dessert? Helen Keller doesn't exist

Why did the black man go to jail? He stole some rice.

Have you ever tripped over a leaf? No. Neither have I.

How do you stop a plane? Land it.

Why didn't the lttle boy fasten his seatbelt? It doesn't matter, it's too late now.

Today I wanted to make world peace.... So I killed everyone.

Have you ever had Ugandan food? Neither have they.

Where do cows go on the weekends? The slaughterhouse.

What do you do when your baby won't stop crying. Slit its throat

a man walks into a bar. it was a metal bar. his balls hurt.

whats black, white, and bloody all over? i don't know, but we should stop making jokes and help it already.

hey guess what? what ur gay! how did you know ive been in the closet for 5 years!?

Just checked my Tesco burgers in the fridge and they're still within the use by date.

Q: what did the dog say to the cat? A: nothing dogs can't talk

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