- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Roses are red Violets are blue classic

Why did the Jewish man bend down to pick up a penny? Because he had dropped it and required the penny as part of his payment for his food.

what's the only thing worse than losing a pen before a test? getting raped by a pedifile. -teagan doherty-

A child walks into a bar. He finds to find his dad passed out in his vomit, the bartender realizes the dad left the kid in the car, and he is arrested. The kid grows up traumatized by the experience, and becomes a substance abuser just like his dad.

Roses are red violets are red I think I'm bleeding It's getting in my eyes

wanna hear a joke? me niether.

Did you hear about the blond that jumped off a bridge? She died.

What happened to the child who's mother drank and took drugs while she was pregnant? Dead.

Why did the blonde fall off the cliff? She was blind and deaf so she never knew where to go, and her parents kicked her out for her problems. It is a sad situation that noone wants to go through

Roses are red, violets are blue; So give me head, or I queue you!

Man: Excuse me sir, is this where I turn in my library book? Farmer: You must be really lost, this is a farm.

Why do Jew's have long noses? To dig out of the ashes.

11/9 Americans won't get this joke.

Roses are gray, violets are gray. I am a dog.

What's the difference between a dead Blackman in the road and a dead dog in the road? There's skid marks in front of the dog.

why was the boy sad his whole family just died in a plane crash

A stranger pulls up next to a little boy walking home from school. The stranger offers the boy a ride home. The boy says yes, gets in the car, and is driven home as promised

What's small, furry and looks like a mouse? Most probably a mouse but given the large number of mammals with similar appearances to a mouse it could easily be a shrew, vole or even a rat if you don't know your rodents very well.

Your mama is so white she helped pay for your education because she wants you to have the best opportunities in life.

Q.) What do you call a black man on the moon? A.) An astronaut.

do you like hardcore music? ya i love brokencyde

Why don't some black men have jobs? Because they won't work

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