You know whats annoying? Steve

Why cant the white man dunk? Because he lost his legs in a horrible car accident

So Nero, seriously, don't be mean, call me, I am going to bed now, nighty nite.

so if your riding down a big hill in your canoe and your bicycle falls out how many pancakes do you have left? you would have 200 pancakes left --sticksack

Yo mamas so dumb she has to repeat the 10th grade...again.

what do u say to a girl after you have sex with her? i like cheese

"Knock knock," "Who's there?" "Black man," "Black man who?" "Gimme yo money!"

How many finger does a normal person have? 8...and 2 thumbs!!

Whats red and smells like blue paint? Red Paint.

What's the difference between a black guy and a white guy mushroom soup in my testicles belly Buton cheese.com ( tickle my. Nipple frog)

There is an American, a Mexican, and a Muslim on a plane They give the American the 1 parachute and the Mexican and the north koreon explode

whats black and large -me

Knock Knock Who's there? The police. Open up.

charly ate an apple. the apple was filled with poison and charly died.

I'm a Banker. A woman asked if I could check her balance... So I pushed her off a cliff.

why do you kill people in call of duty you don't you kill computer made figures

The trick to making a good anti joke is having anticlimactic ending.

Yo mamas so fat, when she jumps in a pool she displaces a disproportionate volume of water.

Why did the baby cross the road? It was stapled to the chicken.

What's worse than catching aids? - already having aids.

Whats green and has wheels? Grass...i lied about the wheels

How many people with Alzheimer's does it take to screw in a lightbulb? To get to the other side.

Why was the black person playing hockey? Because he found an interest to the sport during his childhood years.

A Chinese man and an African man walk into a bar. Its good to see so much multiculturalism in a usually racist society.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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