josh moran where your Bluetooth gone?

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How does a penguin make pancakes out of skis? Purple because it's the best.

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What do you call a gay dinosaur? Megasoreass What do you call a lesbian dinosaur? Lickalottapuss What dou you call a gay dinosaurs dog? Megasoreass Rex

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A car walks into a bar.

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Roses are red Violets are blue Sugar is sweet And so are you But the roses have wiltered The violets are dead The sugar bowl is empty And so is your head

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Roses are red Violets are blue And so avatars And so is blue paint

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What does aaron eat for dinner Answer- Fat Finger HAHAHAHAHA

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Two men enter a room. Two men and a baby leave the room...

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what do you call a ginger......... billy and mickee.......

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Why did the Mexican jump of the roof? Because he had a serious meth addiction that was destroying his family and he could not live with the awful things he did to get his fix.

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I <3 Hitler

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Bob goes to the store and buys some food.

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I get more excited then my dog when I give her a treat

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How can you outsmart Stephen Hawking? Steal the wheels of his chair and replace them with a dolphin.

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what duz 69 mean? its a number duhhhhhhh

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Two horses were in a field. One said "this is a good place to hide". The other said, "well, let's hope they don't Findus here!"

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Jhon is riding his wheelchair, but can't get up the driveway. Lucky a stranger passes by. Jhon: Can you help me please sir? Stranger: No

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roses are red violets are blue i have 5 fingers the middle ones for you.

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What's one plus one? two.

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what do you call a man without an umbrella? wet

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What did Harold homeless man get for his Birthday? after several years of a meth abuse Harold lost contact with his family. As a result Harold received nothing but an extra bowl of soup at his local soup kitchen.

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sandwich. roller coaster. brain sprout. cholera, meander. time. rivet.porcupine. mayonaise. frying. x-ray forever.

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Why did the chicken fall down? Because it wanted to have fun

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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