Dennis: you can make anything out of coppersulfate Austin: But copper sulfate can make things out of you

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A man walks into a bar, and the bartender asks "What'll you have?" The man replies "Surprise me." The bartender proceeds to mix cyanide with the mans drink and loses his bartending license and goes to prison for murdering a customer.

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I am back with more jokes! -Lets go Mets It is best to dislike this one

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knock knock. who's there? 9/11

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What's most weird about necrophilia? They copulate with dead bodies.

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Why did the Cookie Monster go to the Doctor? Because He had an inoperable tumor in his lower intestinal tract.

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Whats red, and spins at fast speeds? A baby in a blender

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Q. Why was the black man sad? A. He had a book nailed into is leg.

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what is 2+2+2+2+2+2+2+2+2+2+2-2+2x0 20

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asians have slitted eyes lol

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Man: Excuse me sir, is this where I turn in my library book? Farmer: You must be really lost, this is a farm.

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Q: What did the Jewish man get for Christmas? A: Nothing, he's Jewish.

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What do you do when you see a half-dead black man on the floor? Call an ambulance before he bleeds out causing sepsis.

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Know what's funny? Jokes.

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What's funnier than a dead baby? A dead baby in a clown costume

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Awesome! I've just received my giftcode! >> minecraftnow.us <

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why are the Harold and Kumar movies really funny? the man who wrote obvieusly has a good sense of humor.

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How do you confuse a blonde? Paint yourself green and throw forks at her.

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In a nerd wedding they don't say "i do" They say "i accept the terms and conditions"

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Why did Suzy cross the road? She didn't she got hit by a bus. Knock, knock! Who's there? Not Suzy!

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whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Relizing its a used tampon covered with blood.

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What did the black guy get from his white girlfriend for valentines day? An HIV positive test result.

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Two Canadian men are sitting in a room. Man 1: Do you know what happens when you shoot a wolverine? Man 2: No. Man 1: It absorbs the bullets, duh. The second man proceeds to go outside with a gun. He returns in a few minutes. Man 1: What did you do with that gun? Man 2: I shot a wolverine. Man 1: What happened? Man 2: It fell over and died. I think you watch too much X-Men.

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What did the man with cancer get for his birthday? A gravestone.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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