- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the duck cross road? It didn't, it got ran over.

what duz 69 mean? its a number duhhhhhhh

Bob goes to the store and buys some food.

I get more excited then my dog when I give her a treat

Q: Why did the officer stop the black SUV? A: Because it was going way over the speed limit.

Women's Rights

What did the virulent Homophobe do during the PRIDE national day of silence? He talked

Watch he thinks he can out wit me watch adams next joke it will suck sooooo bad

Naw, not now, I don't want to be assimilated, I am a bit of a wuss right now, really tired.

HEY!

whats worse than 10 dead babies nailed to one tree? 10 living babies nailed to one tree

69

Why did the chicken attempt to cross the road? To see if it could.

U are with a jew a Christian and a muslim, you walk in chicken shop, thw lights close, and all of a sudden, hitler and a vampire pop up. Which one do you kill? The jew.

Why did the blonde girl drink lots of water? Because the fat comments got to her and she changed her diet to nothing but water

Q: Are their Jews in Hell? A: No, because Hitlers there

What's more dangerous, a big rock or a small one? It doesn't matter. You can blame my mom for having me.

why did the man have a hole in his face? because syphillis had eaten a hole in it

Why did the Jewish cross the road? He didn't he died in Holocaust.

What's black and blue and hates sex? The 13 year old tied up in my basement.

Knock knock. Who isn't there? Not me. Don't come in. I won't.

Why did the deer cross the road? It didn't, the animal species is incapable of having a logical reason to possessing the will to cross a road. ruhtard

What did the dog say when the tiger bit him? Nothing. Dogs don't talk.

What did the traffic light say to the car? Bye.

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