How did the black person die? Of old age

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because the monkey has a very weak cerrebellum.

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a white guy walks into a black guy bar who walks out. A. half black half white baby.

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Q: Whats better than not being a Jew? A: Being a Jew.

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How many licks does it take to get to the center of a Tootsie Pop? That depends on a variety of factors.

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Guess what? Chickenbuttt hahahah! lolomfg

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Why do midgets wear condoms? To avoid unwanted pregnancies and sexually transmitted diseases.

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Why was the kid crying? Cause he had a frog stapled to his face.

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Why did the piece of gum cross the road? It was stuck to the chicken's foot.

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why was kade sad? he shit himself

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What did the carrot say to the apple? Sandals

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Chuck Norris was once approached by a woman for whom he had to fight a man to obtain all while doing a mundane activity in an unorthodox manner. He promptly declined for he is married and told the man he only fights for self-defense. He proceeded to put his pants on one leg at a time like everybody else.

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Roses are Red, Violets are Blue, My family is dead

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why was the black kid made fun of at school? Because he was a nerdy boy who drinks tea

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A kid is stuck in a fire, his dad (a firefighter) comes and saves him. Sadly the kid needed surgery from the fire. He went to the hospital and when the doctor looked at him he said "I cannot operate on my own son." How can this be? His parents are gay...

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Why were there only 5,000 Mexicans at the Battle of Alamo? They only had 1250 trucks.

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Why was the All-black Basketball team disqualified? Because they all died in a hotel fire.

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Why did the other reindeer make fun of Rudolph? He had one nut

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why did the plane crash ? Because a loaf of brad was flying it, and Loaves of bread don't fly planes

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Awesome! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> minecraftnow.us <

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because on the other side of the road people don't question his motives

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Why was the boy dead? The boy was hit by a bus ran over by a train and stabbed to death by a murderer then put into a grinder for a meal for the murderer.

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The Piglodocus has been featured in films such as "Jurassic Pork" and "Land before Swine".

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What's the difference between acne and Michael Jackson? One is a an unsightly blemish that appears on your skin and the other is a dead pop singer.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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