- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's green and has wheels? Grass i was lying about the wheels.

Roses are red Violets are blue Thats what they tell me because I'm blind

As he stood in her front yard with a boombox in the pouring rain, she leaned her head out the window with a smile and he was electrocuted.

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What's green and eats rocks? A green rock-eater.

Why was the giant centipede full? Because it just ate half a dozen purebred golden retriever puppies by hiding all day in the poopy newspapers and emerging at night to eat the defenseless baby dogs in their sleep. BUM BUM BUM KSSSH!

Boy: Mother, I'm dying! Mother: Ha, lol, I put poison in your cheese! Boy: MOTHER! Boy: dies. Mother: Ha, lol!

What did the Asian get on his math assignment? 56%, he forgot about it and passed it in a day late with a number of questions uncompleted.

a guy walks into a bar.. ouch

Roses are red Violets are purple. I just realized that nothing rhymes with "Purple".

What do you call an armless legless man swimming? Dead

Q: What's worse than a baby nailed to a tree? A: Ten babies nailed to eleven trees.

Yo momma's so hairy when you were born you almost died from rug burn.

How many dyslexic people does it take to ruin Christmas? One, because they murdered you mother on your birthday.

what do you say when your phone is broken? A: my phone is broken

Knock knock Who's there? Barack obama

They say laughter is the best medicine but i've always found it hard to laugh at cancer.

What is the difference between a Jew and pizza? Pizza does not scream when it goes in the oven.

Suicide is never the answer. Unless you ask me what I contemplated after I found out that my family was killed in a horrific traffic accident.

Once upon a time a guy took his pants off why because he was touching himself

Why was the ghast from minecraft crying? His family died

Roses Are Red, Violets Are Blue, You Have A Face That Belongs At The Zoo, Don't Worry I'll Be There With You, Not In The Cage But Laughing At You!!! :D

How did the Mexican get into the United States? He showed his passport, and the correct documents & information, and was admitted into the country as a new American citizen.

"Doctor, I seem to have a large horn-like growth protruding from my nose". "Well, yes, that is because you are a rhinoceros".

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