Guy 1: So how did you get into hospital Guy 2: I was drinking near my computer Guy 1: So why did it explode? Guy 2: (Doesn't reply)

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Why did the boy wipeout on his bike? An old man threw a snake in front of his tire

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Q: Were yyoouu talking smack about me? A: what? Q: did i studder? A:yeah you said yyoouu Q: well were ya A: no Q: oh ok.. A: k bye..

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Why do black people like watermelon? Because it good you racist bastard!

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why did the man reverse time? because his girlfriend died,also this man was super

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead. ;)

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why should you not shake a baby? because if it dies it wouldnt know that its parents hate them.

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Why did the cops beat up rodney king? Resisting arrest.

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A Jew, a Christian and a Muslim are on a plane to France. When they arrive in Paris one will go visit a friend who recently found inspiration in the many magical streets of the city and is in the middle of a year abroad. Another will search for a job and home to support himself and any future family that he might choose to have in the future. The last will check into a hotel and proceed to have a wonderful time seeing all the sights that Paris has to offer.

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What's blue and smells like red paint Blue paint.

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Someone dies every second. That's 60 a minute. 3600 a hour. 86,400 a day. 604,800 a week. 31,536,000 a year. But thankfully- I don't live in Zimbabwe.

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what's worse than the holocaust the man who thought of it

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Thats the magic of Moral Man, I do not make people my bitches, they curl up and do it all for me. Moral: HEEEEEY BITCHEEEEEES! WAZZAAAAP!

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Why was 7 afraid of 8? Because 8 knifed 10.

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Why did the bald man die? Cancer.

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Why was Justin Beiber Booed off the stage. Because I spelt his last name incorrectly.

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Your mom is so stupid that she failed out of high school and now has two jobs to support her family.

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A blonde woman, a brunette woman and a redhaired woman walk into a bar. They can be considered fiscally responsible because it was two for one Ladie's Night.

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how many girlfriends does robert dupra have? none becomes his sister doesn't count trololololol

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Three men walk into a bar. One of them is not planning to consume alcohol because they are responsible and he is the designated driver.

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God, you know after creating humanity and kinda regretting it and stuff, fell into drinking and betting. He found Sin a fellow poker player, and all was good. Until God, drinking a bit too much bet a bit too many of his creds: Son. Jesus: Yes father. God: Uh, I kinda ended up low on cash on the poker game last night and I kinda well... I am gonna be frank here, I bet you and lost. NeroMetal Not dissing the bible, just enjoying the always brighter side of life eh? ;)

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One day Jesus said to John, " come forth and recieve everlasting life." Sadly John came in fifth and won a toaster.

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What do you call a muslim with a gun I dont know his name

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What do you do when you find a black guy bleeding on your porch? You should call an ambulance! This man is hurt!

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