How do you starve a black person? Hide his food stamps in his work boots

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Q: How did Helen Keller cross the street? A: She walked.

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LIKE FOR GANGNAM STYLE. DISLIKE FOR JUSTIN BIEBER LETS SEE WHO WINS

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Whats the differents between a red farrari and a dead baby? I dont have a red farrari in my garage;)

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what happened to the man who got hit by a truck driven by Obama? he died.

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Friends are just like trees. They fall down when you hit them multiple times with an axe.

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Why did the girl fall of the swings? Because she has no arms.

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Why do cats have nine lives? Because they don't have ten.

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What's sad about a truck passing behind a duck? A: Behind the Duck were the Ducklings.

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Happy Monday!

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Lol! The connection timed out. Double D`s they kill my back so I am gonna get them reduced someday, and sure because it gets really itchy otherwise.

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Knock Knock. Who's there? Ya. Ya Who? Dot Com.

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A man walks into a bar. He realizes that he would need a designated driver if he would want to return home safely. So he then leaves.

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This is an anti-joke.

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Why did the black man walk into the catholic church? He was catholic.

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Haunnaka in 1940's Germany. six thousand people die. in one minute.

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A white man is found dead in an alley way, who was the murderer? The black guy trying to climb up the walls to escape.

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Listen Supervisor, this is Agent Clarke of the GOV and the WHO, I suggest you respond ASAP, I suggest you put set me in touch with either Lady, or Axel Knight right away, this is a matter of your personal security.

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A girl walked into a bar and sat next to a man. She asked what he was drinking. He said something that makes you fly. She didn't believe him. He then went up to the roof, jumped off and walked back in the front door. She got the drink then tried to jump off the roof, and died on impact. The bartender said to the man "You're a real asshole when you're drunk superman."

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what is the world worst joke? this one

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kara is funny she loves her money so she buys a bunny for her honey

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Q: what do you call a person who's ass is dumb A: a dumbass

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asians have slitted eyes lol

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They say laughter is the best medicine but i've always found it hard to laugh at cancer.

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