- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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when choosing a bedtime story.... jack the rippers life stories is not a good idea... ........................................................................

Why were you at a funeral? Someone died.

Why can't Anne Frank write a sequel? Because she's dead.

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How many Jews can you fit in a car? Two in the front, three in the back, and 278 in the ash tray/\.

What did the bi-polar girl do when she found our her ex-boyfriend was living with another woman? Nothing; she was happy for their new relationship and realized life moves on, in addition to taking the daily appropriate amount of medication prescribed by her doctor.

can you pass the soap?

Why do asians get good grades? Because they study very hard and want to achieve success so they can provide for their families.

Why did the chicken cross the road? He actually planned to visit his family on the other side, but unfortunately he did not look both ways so was involved in a terrible car accident. His family now mourns their loss.

Women's rights

how do u stop a cat from peeing on the floor? Kill it... haha

why couldnt the black man fly, becuse his master said he coudnt.

Is it closer to Minneapolis, or by bus?

Whats worst than a cold? Being shot in the face repeatadly by a rocket launcher until death.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because he was Dead.

Man: You know you're crazy when you talk to inanimate objects, you know you're Insane when they reply. Stick: I know, right?

what's the difference between a jew and a bar of soap? You don't rub your nuts with a jew.

How do you make a small child cry? You cut off his fingers..

Why is nate asian? no one knows neither of his parents appear to be of asian desent

A horse walks into the bar and says "why the long face?" The bartender replies "hey! I was supposed to say that!"

You know what makes me smile? Facial muscles.

Roses are red violets are blue. I'm falling in love with you.

Why was Emily in Alaska? Because she and some friends had been playing Simon Says at a birthday party, and the dad had said 'Simon Says go to Alaska'.

What is red and green and goes 50mph? A frog in a blender.

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