- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call an asian that is black? Please tell me, I was asking a question.

What happens when two Mexicans walk up to blonde and a red head sitting in car? The Mexicans attempt to smash the windshield with crowbars because they have issues with anger. The redhead turns on the car and reverses safely.

what's the difference between a virginia, and steve keen? a virginia is,nt a knob

What do you call a dog with no legs? Disabled.

whats big red and eats bricks a big red brick eater

What did the wizard say to the man? Wizards aren't real. Thus not able to speak.

THER ONCE WAS A jueny WITH A TEN FOOT WENNY AND HE WENT TO SHOW IT TO THE LADY NEXT DOOR SHE THOUGHT IT WAS A SNKE SO SHE HIT IT WITH A RAKE AND NOW ITS ONLY FIVE FOOT FOUR!

a jew, a muslim and a christian all walk into a bar; because of the difference in religion im afraid such an event is unlikely to occur in the future.

Why did the little boy throw rocks at his sister? ...Because she has cancer.

How do you stop a lumberjack? You thrust a javelin through his lungs

roses are red hula is hula when i walk in cass i see a big tula

If the blue dog falls out of sample object, how many bananas does my mom eat? No, because markers can't talk

a priest and a jewish guy walk into a bar. they both drink as expected and go home to their families

What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? Noooooooo...

Why did the mailman say hi to you? He was trying to be friendly

Why do black guys have ashy elbows? Because of 9/11

Stare at the person nearest to you and say "sprinkles" with the straightest face possible.

Why did the girl scream at old people? She had turrets. www.youtube.com/LouisGames www.twitch.tv/KiLM_Ghostz

One morning a guilty man reluctantly told his wife he was having an affair. After a long awkward silence they were then abducted by aliens.

Why did the pig cross the yard? Because the helicopter was chasing him.

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You trying to be funny kid? This is a matter of security to the national degree, point zero has been compromised, unless you bring out one of these soon, I am myself going to drag your ass into prison.

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