What did the us reporter say? nothing as his head was in a isis members bin

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What do you call it when Justin Bieber has sex with a woman? Intercourse.

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why did the chicken cross the road? because he wanted to prove he wasn't chicken

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Q: What do you call a pig with wings? A: Pigs don't have wings.

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What do you tell a woman with two black eyes? Nothing 'cause you done told the b i t c h twice!

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Q What did Stevens mum say when he asked to be an astronaut A no your heads too big

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A guy finds a genie bottle. He rubs it. A genie appears and grant him 3 wishes. He wishes for a splendid woman, a lot of money, and a house.

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What's sad about a mexican man dying in a car crash? He had a family that loved and cared for him.

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How old was the baby when it took its first steps? That question is impossible to answer due to the fact the parents had an abortion and the fetus remained unborn.

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My little league baseball coach measured the team for cups. Its 9 years later and we still dont have those cups.

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Why can't Ray Charles read? Because he's Black

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What did the pirate order for breakfast? Pancakes.

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What is worse then not being able to drink your vodka right away A black guy drinking for you

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what did the boy with no arms and legs get for christmas? cancer

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Q: What's not funny and has three wheels? A: The Holocaust, I lied about the wheels and not being funny.

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Where does Charlie Sheen buy his clothes? Winners

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Guide on how to make the color yellow for yourself! First, you grab green, and then you remove all the blue... AND YELLOW COLOR GET! While you are reading this I am fingering your sister... WHAAAAT? She is only a baby you say? Well... Moral: Ugh... The ending was so wrong in so many ways... I should totally rewrite this and call it EXTENDED DIRECTORS EDITION... I cant bother... Oren The laroM naM! OR !naM laroM ehT oreN So anyway, Christiaaaans, its ask and you shall receive right? Virgin Mary is not virgin anymore because I asked if you know what I mean... ;) NOW FIRE THE STORM OF RED THUMBS MWAHAHAHAHAHA I AM THE HORSEMEN OF THE APOCALPYSE! I AM THE RED DRAGON.... OR EVEN WORSE... I AM THE DARK LORD SANTA!!!!!! Nevermind, ugh... Santa is just too disgusting, sorry, I meant Satan, phew, thats a relief on my concience... I should probably take my finger out of your sister... ...And insert the GREAT BIGGUS DICKUS! Your sister only two years? Ugh... Well, SHE WILL GROW INTO IT... Ugh, I dont wanna post this, but I bet Ryu sometimes dont want to go HADOUUUUKEEEEEEN Just so a slow projectile takes of like 2 percent of his enemies life... SO... One TWO TH... Oh wait, I must solvemedia first. Ice to meet you? Thats pathetic.

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Did you hear the one about the man who went into the jungle wearing nothing but leopard print underwear? He was suffering from psychogenic fugue disorder and had no idea who or where he was. He was eventually eaten alive by a flesh-eating centipede. When his wife found out, she committed suicide.

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Q: Why is asprin white? A: It works.

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Knock knock. Who's there? Hatch. Hatch who? God bless you.

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There are two kinds of people in the world: Those who can count and those who can't.

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What do you a badass who not a badass. Grant Lousbury.

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A man walks into a bar, furious that his son had been knocked down by a car and was now in hospital with a fractured leg and concussion. Another man, who sits on a stool at the end of the bar, is playing with his drink and wondering if his wife had made a chicken curry, since she said she would for tonight's dinner.

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What's black and white all over and has a mouth? A Zebra

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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