- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Unbeknownst to the farmer, the pen holding the chickens inside the farm had fallen due to bad weather. The chicken unknowingly wandered onto the road nearby. Thankfully it was rescued some minutes later.

Theres a girl you like, and a you are playing football with friends. You see the girl about to get hit by the ball, but you catch it. She says "Your a life-saver" and hugs you "You scream touchdown!!!" to impress her, you spike the ball on the ground and it hits her in the face.

knock knock whos there cops o shit come on they found out about pot lets go

Wait! hundred billions!

Your momma's so not fat that when a school bus rolled by here house, she just sat there and turned on oprah.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Stop asking stupid questions.....

So this guy walks into a bar, & says "I'll have a beer"........ Yup

You know what's cool? Yep.

A man walked into a room and said to his friend, "I am about to show you something amazing." He claps twice and the lights turn on. He is using a device called The Clapper made by Joseph Enterprises, Inc. using advanced technology that was patented in 1985.

why did the girl fall off the slide? she was pushed, by her dad...

What's the difference between a Jew and a pizza? The first is a person of the Jewish Faith and the other is a popular item of food.

If pro is the opposite of con, what is the opposite of progress? Deteriorate

How much does Michael Vick love his dogs? More than Casey Anthony loved her daughter.

A black man walks into a bar. The barman says 'We don't serve your kind here'. The man leaves and goes to a nearby bar that doesn't have racist staff.

What do you call black people in a church, Holy shit

Hey, dude, wanna hear a joke? Sure... Pussy. ...I dont get it... Exactly! HAHAHAHAHAHA

What did the little boy do when he got his test grade? Cried, it was 0

HAHAHAHAHAHA.....shut up your joke isn't better.

why did the blind kid cross the road... because he was sick of being blind

What would Martin Luther King Jr. do if he was alive today? Scream at the top of his lungs as he tried to punch out the top of his coffin.

We was all sat down at the table ready to eat then Gary must've said something to Lucy because she just burst into tears and left the table.

Yo mama is so fat, she just had a heart-attack.

Why did Helen Kellers dog run away? It didn't. She did not own a dog.

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