Why couldn't the gay man grow a beard? He shaved his face frequently.

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An Asian walks into a bar with his girlfriend He proceeds to buy himself and her food Pays Then leaves

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What did the toy cowboy say to the man? Nothing, toys can't talk.

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What's the difference between Republicans and Democrats? There is a series of boxes which one can choose to check on a ballot, officially registering an individual with a certain party. Available parties include the Green Party, The American Communist Party, The Republican Party, and the Democratic Party among others. Republicans choose to check the Republican box, Democrats choose to check the Democrat box. Also Republicans are closet homosexuals and Democrats are terrorists.

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Did you see Stevie wonders house? Neither did he.

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Granny P-O-R-N!!!!

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A pope meets another one

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Why did the deaf man attend the music concert? He was invited by friends and wasn't doing anyhting else that evening.

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Who threw beer on livvy barnett? Cam irwin.

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Why was the minority crying? He had something in his eye.

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A. Knock Knock B. There is noone home so the individual goes home

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Why did the black man cross the road? To get to the barber shop, which was located on the other side of the road. He then walked to the crosswalk, patiently waited, then crossed when the little person lit up.

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one day a boy asked a Manican if it had a pulse it didn't

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Your mother is so fat, she developed diabetes and was rushed to hospital. She might not make it.

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What did the nazi say to the jew? Nothing, he shot 'em

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What is the biggest lie ever? "I have read and agreed to the Terms of Use"

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Why is Michael Jackson bad at chess ? Because he is dead.

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Have you seen stevie wonders new house No Neither has he

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A bear walks into a bar. The bear is then shot by the bartender with the shotgun kept under the counter.

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Guess what my dad got me for my birthday? NOTHING, he left my mom and I when I was a baby.

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what's red and has seven feet? the red man who had seven feet as a result of a serious genetic mutation

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-Whats this? -Anti-Jokes.. -Theyre not funny

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Q: What's funnier than rape? A: Many things such as murder or nuclear warfare.

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What do you get when you cross a rhino and a whale? Comment your answer:

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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