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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What is the difference between tea pot and shinkansen? shinkansen is very quick train and tea pot is traditional piece of dishes..

Why is it good to date twenty eight year olds? Because there is twenty of them.

What do you call a KKK member? ...racist

knock knock whos there make up make up who hahahaha you said make a poo

Why did Susie fall of the swing? She had no arms. Why didn't she catch herself? She had no legs. What did she get for Christmas? Cancer. What did she get for her birthday? Nothing, she died.

what do u call a newspaper boy on brake? your uncle because hes broke and struggling with income.

Q-Why did the man fall out of the behemoth A- he had no legs

What's worse than finding your whole family dead? Nothing. Finding your family dead is terrible.

Why did the Cross chicken the road? Because it wasn't the way to the Lord

what sucks blows and gets laid in the closet. YOUR MOM VACUMING

Adam Chebali is awesome

Your mother is so poor she doesn't have any money!

What's the difference between an apple and a baby. An apple is a fruit. A baby is a human being.

My girlfriend told me I couldn't satisfy her sexually. I told her she was beautiful and gave her flowers.

Q: how do you test the sharpness of a knife A: stab someone MR

what happened to the slut last time she opened her legs. a bee flew in and stung her. turned out she was deathly allergic. she died a painful death.

My friends and family all recommended me for alcoholics anonymous, but all i had to say is that my father didn't raise me to be quitter.

Half empty = half full Therefore Half (empty) = half (full) empty= full Half empty

what's the best way to get your younger sibling to stop being annoying? Shoot Him

How much does Michael Vick love his dogs? More than Casey Anthony loved her daughter.

Friends are just like trees. They fall down when you hit them multiple times with an axe.

What happens when you drop a glass of milk? It hits the ground and breaks, depending on what material the glass is made of, acrylic glass or plastic, and the softness of the floor you drop it on,

Whats The difference between a soccer mom and a pit bull? One's a dog ones a human. 363\

How many Jehovah's Witnesses does it take to screw in a light bulb? 2. One to firmly hold the ladder and the other to cautiously screw it in. They are volunteering at the local orphanage and it is wrong to make fun of there religion. We are all different in our own special way.

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