- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q. How many grains of rice can you fit in an egg? A. Fire extinguisher.

What do you call a black man, an asian man, and a white man walking down the street? 3 men walking down the street.

What do you call a mexican man with a rubber toe? Ruberto.

There's a priest, doctor, and blonde on a plane. At the end of the flight they all go their separate ways.

why did the firefighter let the fire burn... becuase of inattentivieness. he will soon be fired.

LeBron in the fourth quarter

How do get a cat to like you? Give it lots of love and attention

Whats more fun than swinging a baby around on a clothesline at 200 miles per hour ? Stopping it with a shovel

What's the difference a black person and a park bench? A park bench is a object and a black person is human.

Why can't Michael J. Fox draw a perfect circle? Because no one can draw a perfect circle

What came first, the chicken or the egg? This is a psychological question which the egg came from the chicken, but the chicken also came from an egg, so the world may never know exactly.

yo mama so fat she died from a heart attack

Your momma is so fat, when she bent down to get a peice of wood, she fell down the steps.

0 1 this is a sad sad world.

Q:What has more brains than the baby you just shot? A:The wall behind it!!!

Whats fuzzy and pink? A pink fuzz ball

What's a boulder's favorite type of music? Boulders don't have ears.

Why did the jews get off the bus? Because i threw a fridge at it

Roses are black Violets are black I lost my eyesight at two years old and all I see is black.

Osama bin Mohammed bin Awad bin Laden was born in Riyadh, Saudi Arabia, a son of Mohammed bin Awad bin Laden, a billionaire construction magnate with close ties to the Saudi royal family.

Your momma's so fat that she contracted type 2 diabetes and died at a young age because obesity is a huge problem in America.

Roses are cars, violets are rude, this poem makes no sense, neither do you

why was the postman sad? because ran over a small child with his truck

What did the homeless man find on the side of the street? A pile of dead babies.

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