So, Helen Keller walked into a bar....and then a stool, and then a counter, and then a table....

when life throws you lemons you should probably get out of the way because it will hurt

What happens when you throw a green rock into the Red Sea? It gets Wet.

Why did the washing machine laugh? Because it took the piss out of the knickers!!!!! :)

What does it take to play in the WNBA? Nothing....

What's worst that cancer? Murder porn

What did the jew say to the black man? I'm jewish

What's brown and sticky? A stick

color blind person solves a rubix cube just kidding thier color blind

What did the farmer say when he found his tractor? "There's my tractor."

Ask me if I'm well Are you well? No

Why did the couple stop at the stop sign? Because it's the law.

Why did the black man vote for Obama in the presidential election? Every person over the age of 21 has an open opinion to vote for the person of their choice to run as president for a 4-year term.

I don't drink. I'm not 21.

What's black and white and red all over? A penguin in a blender.

What happens when you search andreas' mum in google? You are redirected to man porn

What happened when the boy got sad He fell in a woodchipper

Why did the referee go to the zoo? He likes animals

What did the child say to the clown? For a professional entertainer, you're not that funny.

Detroit has a low crime rate

What do you call cheese that's mine? My cheese

Why do black guys have ashy elbows? Because of 9/11

what do call a car full of people on the side of the road? a cool explosion waiting to happen

What's worse than dying in a car wreck with your family? You being the only one that dies.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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