- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Your Mom is so fat she's Fat

Guess what my dog can do? Bark.

Why is five afraid of six? Because six seven eight. (Note: The language of numbers is Subject-Object-Verb, rather than Subject-Verb-Object like English.)

A horse walks into a bar, the bartender asks "Why the long face?". The horse being a horse and doesnt understand english is confused and scared by its surroundings it gallops away knocking over a few tables.

Q: Knock - Knock A: NO SOLICITORS!

roses are red, violets are blue... thats what they tell me because im blind

What? Chicken butt Why? Chicken thigh Who? Deez nuts

Guess what? What. This joke isn't funny

Why did the referee go to the zoo? He likes animals

your mom is so fat, that your father is no longer attracted to her and it is tearing your family apart.

What was Hitlers first toy? An easy back oven.

Did you go swimming in the Carribean Ocean? Yes, a shark ate my body, and killed me! Thank God I'm still alive!

What happened to the homeless man at midnight? He took a shit on the ground

What is big, grey, has 8 wheels, can fly, swim and walk. I dunno. Thats why I'm asking

Max Head fingered himself, HAH

How do you make a dog hate you for the rest of its life? Steal its bone and beheaded it.

Your mother is so stupid that she had to study, a lot.

I have three heads and nine eyes, what am I? I'm a liar.

Why so serious ?

Why didn't the guy have kids? He didn't want them

Whats worse than a bee sting? Two bee stings. Whats worse than two bee stings? Three bee stings. Whats worse than three bee stings? The holocaust. Whats worse then the holocaust? Four bee stings.

How do you stop a lumberjack? You thrust a javelin through his lungs

Yo Momma is SO FAT, THAT she has an increased risk of cardiac arrest due to her blood pressure.

Did you hear about the Polish couple taking selfies while on vacation in Portugal? They fell off a cliff and died in front of their children. True story.

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