- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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whats the difference between a black man and a cat? you dont run from a cat

Why was the black man very rich? Because he was a lawyer who worked hard and was able to provide himself with a steady income.

whats hairy and crys your mom

What happened to the girl that thought she was a mermaid? She drowned, humans can't breathe under water.

Q. There were 2 Mexicans in a car, who was driving it? A. The police officer.

Did you fall from heaven? Cause your face is pretty messed up!

what is the difference between my girlfriend and my black pet bunny .... i raped my black pet bunny

Two men walk into a bedroom. Did I mention they were gay?

How do you save the world in 2012? You aren't. 2012 isn't going to happen!

what didn't Jon go to the movies? He tripped and broke his neck and cant look up

What did the man say ti the other man? Hi

Two elephants were out flying. Then one elephant said to the other: My grandmother has a pink toothbrush!

why is lady gaga so famous? because she has a penis.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It had a heart attack. Why did the baby fall out of the tree? It was stapled to the monkey

Whats worse then dieing and going to hell? Waking up and going to school.

What do you call a latino with a limp? John...his name is John

Why did the boy throw the clock out of the window? Because it was broken.

Roses are Red, Violets are Blue I've just bought a chainsaw, and I will now decapitate you.

"Why is Barney green and purple?" "Because the producers of the show decided to make him that way."

Who is yellow and cant drive straight. A man dying of lukemia

roses are red poo is poo

Why did the boy fall out of the tree? This is no time to make insensative jokes you dick, Billy's on a hospital bed.

What do you call a chair in the middle of the road? A danger to drivers.

last night i was doing some guy in the ass. i went to give him a reach around and the homo had a boner! freakin queer.

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