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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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mirror mirror on the wall who has the most desire of them all? Matt Daly!

Why did the chicken cross the road? It had completed its task on the aforementioned other side and was returning back to the coop for a feeding now that the sun had set.

A baby seal walks into a club. I happens to be that the club is having their bi-annual PETA meeting, and the baby seal is chosen as the organization's new mascot. After touring the nation and meeting important world leaders, the baby seal still wonders why there was a club at the North Pole.

What has 389,236,587 arms, has rainbow colored fur, and fornicates on your front lawn? Absolutely nothing. That's pretty much physically impossible.

Roses are red violets are blue, your library book is overdue, and if you dont pay the fine...i'll punch you in the mouth.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It felt like it, no particular reason. Why did the hippo cross the road? Same reason as the chicken. Why did the Fred cross the road? He was with animal control, and a chicken and hippo had just been reported to cross this dangerous stretch of highway.

Why didnt the boy finish the race? Becuase he stepped on a land mine.

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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline. YO YO YO I F U C K YOU ALL!

Roses are green. Violets are purple. Charlie Sheen. Looks a turtle.

how much did the asian man pay for his operation? nothing. he's dead.

A batch of muffins is baking in an oven. One muffin says to another... Oh sorry, scratch that, they can't talk; they're f***ing muffins. (CSC)

What's clear on the outside and grey on the inside? An elephant in a plastic bag.

Whats worse than 10 babies nailed to one tree 1 baby nailed to 10

What do you call the man with no arms or legs, swimming in the bay? Bob.

A man came home and witnessed his wife having an affair with another man. The husband and wife got into a huge argument and eventually got divorced

Two Mexicans were sitting in the back of a car. They were carpooling to save gas.

Why did the ground beef taste funny? Because little Timmy fell in the grinder.

Why is Joel even here? Sexperience.

Why did the German burn the Jew? Because he dropped his tea.

What do you get when you cross Bambi and a ghost? Bamboo

Why do blind people laugh at this joke? Because they can't read it and everyone else is laughing.

A muslim gets on an airplane and takes his seat. The plane lands safely and he enjoys his vacation in Florida.

Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she's dead.

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