What's white and black and red all over A nun with a spear throug her head

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What color do you wear if you're in the NAVY? Beige, white, sometimes camouflage - really, it depends on your rank and the situation.

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whats the difference between kroush and a bucket of shit? the bucket

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What do you call a guy with a car on his head? Immediate identification would not be possible. The man would be referred to by his estimated demographics. Circumstantial evidence and dental reports may be required for identification at which points the family's would be notified. Only after this will the man's name would be released to the media who would in turn report this.

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Roses are red, Violets are red, I stabbed someone in my garden, There's blood everywhere

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How do you get a black man out of a tree? Politely say "Hey you, get out of the tree."

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What do u call old black people in a shed? antique farm equiptment

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Why do black people have nightmares? Because we killed the only one with a dream.

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friend 1: Alright man, i got your back friend 2: AAAAAAAAAAAUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUGGGGGGGGGGHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!

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What do you call a tree that grew in the middle of a road? Whatever type of tree it was.

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how man

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"Knock Knock" "Who's There" "It's Dallas" "Dallas Who" James and Dallas's relashonship quickly deteriorated as Dallas realized he and James been best friends for 2 years and James doesn't even know his name.

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Q: What do you call a serial killer named Mark? A: Mark.

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"Ask me if I'm a tree!" "Are you a tree?" "No."

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I went to the local RSPCA office today....it's tiny, you couldnt swing a cat in it.

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How do you kill a mime? Shoot him in the face.

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What do you call a gay man? Phil Krahn

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Roses are black Violets are black Everything is black Im blind

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What's the difference between a baby and my trampoline? I take my boots off before i jump on my trampoline. . .

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Mary had a little lamb And a side of fries.

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What do a lamp and a elephant have in common? Big ears, except for the lamp, it doesn't have ears.

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How do you stop a baby flying 100mph? a shovel

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knock knock who's there? your destiny

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Whats the leading cause of death Life.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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