- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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whats the difference between kroush and a bucket of shit? the bucket

Why did Schrödinger's Cat cross the road? It didn't

What did Johnny get for Christmas? Drugs, Johnny was a convicted drug dealer, age 19.

Why do black people have nightmares? Because we killed the only one with a dream.

What's white and black and red all over A nun with a spear throug her head

What do u call old black people in a shed? antique farm equiptment

"Knock Knock" "Who's There" "It's Dallas" "Dallas Who" James and Dallas's relashonship quickly deteriorated as Dallas realized he and James been best friends for 2 years and James doesn't even know his name.

How do you get a black man out of a tree? Politely say "Hey you, get out of the tree."

friend 1: Alright man, i got your back friend 2: AAAAAAAAAAAUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUGGGGGGGGGGHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!

"Ask me if I'm a tree!" "Are you a tree?" "No."

Roses are red, Violets are red, I stabbed someone in my garden, There's blood everywhere

Why did the man have a really short temper? HOW THE **** SHOULD I KNOW???

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How did the little boy get out of the forest? -He didnt, he was devoured by a pack of wovles.

Jewish guy walks into a bar. He owns the place.

Q: What's worse than finding out you have genital herpes? A: Finding out your grandmother gave them to you

Your mom is so fat, she weighs 732 kilograms.

-Knock, knock. -Is it the pizza man? -No. -Then go away.

Roses are Blue Violets are Red I have Alsheimers... Cheese on Toast

Why can't kids do drugs in school? Because it's against the rules.

Why is five afraid of six? Because six seven eight. (Note: The language of numbers is Subject-Object-Verb, rather than Subject-Verb-Object like English.)

What's worse than finding half a worm in your apple? dead parents.

What kind of king has 2 heads? A card!

Two elves walk into a bar. The hobbit laughs and walks under it.

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