- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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In space, no one can hear you scream. Which means Xenomorphs are deaf.

What's the difference between a watermelon and a dead black person? There aren't 50 watermelons buried in my backyard.

Mom, how do you make babies? When a daddy and mommy love each other very much... They play with trains and tunnels!(Yay!)

"Why did Suzie fall off the swing?" "She had no arms." "What did Suzie get for Christmas?" "Cancer." "What's the difference between a Lamborghini and a tub of dead babies?" "I don't have a Lamborghini in my garage." "What did Suzie get for Christmas from me?" "My tub of dead babies."

Why was the boy crying in public with no clothes on? Because he had no clothes on in public.

In other news, a Florida man was arrested today for stealing candy...with a knife.

what did the maker of anti jokes website say while reading some of the jokes on here? these people r idiots. and he lived happily ever after. then died. Good one

"I vant to blood your suck!" warned Darcula.

What's the correct way to eat spaghetti? Put it in your mouth.

I want to die peacefully in my sleep, like my grandfather.. Not screaming and yelling like the passengers in his car.

Please ignore this statement.

Knock knock Who's there? Chicken Chicken who? I can't believe you're talking to a chicken

a dyslexic man walks into a bra and realizes he is quite lucky as another man walks into a large steel pole

Roses are red, violets are blue, the little midget is coming for you. If you don't run and if you don't hide, you will probably be stepped on because of my incredible big size.

whats sad about 3 black people driving a Cadillac over a cliff? that was my Cadillac

Grace Ackerson

Jack and Jill went up the hill to get some exercise. They were getting terribly overweight.

Girl: What's up? Guy: If I told you, would you sit on it?

Why did Rachel fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock knock. Who's there? Not Rachel.

-Knock, knock. -Is it the pizza man? -No. -Then go away.

a guy walked into a bar, ordered a drink, sipped it slowly thinking of his waisted youth. then he finished his drink and went home to his wife of 34 years

What would you get when you cross a bear and a shark? a highly improbable situation because sharks and bears live completely different environments.

Why did the little girl drop her balloon? Because she was getting raped in the face.

What did Abe Lincoln say after a 3 day drunk? "I set WHO free?"

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