why did the person die? He was 90 years old and was sick. Its natural

Please ignore this statement.

Your momma is so fat, she should be concerned about her increased risk if a heart attack because of her poor eating habits.

What did Marshawn Lynch say? Yeah

What do you call an apple, an orange, and a pear in a bowl? Fruit

2 gays monkeys walk into a bar.........

Why was Barack Obama wearing a Justin Bieber T-Shirt and slapping you with a pitchfork? Because you didn't listen to me when I told you to stop doing shrooms

Roses are gray, violets are blue; I'm red-green colorblind so I occasionally have difficulty seeing most shades of red or green.

roses are red violets are blue hey fu i'm making stew out of my own poo

What did the black man say to the jew at a party Well hello i don't believe we met.

What is black, white and red all over? An interracial couple that has been shot and murdered.

Mary had a little lamb And a side of fries.

You're mama's SO stupid that when she applied to college, they were happy to help.

Q: Why did the black man shit himself? A: He experienced post-mortem bowel release after he was murdered due to his racial identification.

Why was the boy crying? Because he was told he would never find a wife

you know why they're called ear wigs, right? cause they go in your ears! then they wig out? no, they kill you.

Why did the man get in a car accident? Because he was blind.

What was the color of the big lipped, struggling rap artist who violently raped and killed a young woman after robbing a convenience store at gunpoint? Red. He was covered in blood.

Why Jimmy doesn't listen to his mother? Because he's deaf

I put the STD in stud now all i need is U

yo mamas so ugly.... everyone died. the end.

Roses are nice, violets are fine, ill be the 6, if you be the 9!

A man did not like this site

what did the boy with cancer get for christmas? i dont know he's jewish

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