A paralyzed guy walks into a bar... Oh wait, he can't.

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Yo mammas so fat she wears big clothes!

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Cosmopolitan magazine releases an issue without any sex tips.

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Why did the mailman deliver the wrong mail to people's houses? He's a bad mailman.

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What's worse than losing the remote? A steamroller going backwards on the highway.

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What song does the lady camel sing to seduce male camels - my humps my humps my humps my humps How did sergay the camel respond? -we dont know. He died a fatal death involving hippos in hula skirts, and flying guavas

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Q: Why did the Asian fail his driving test? A: Lack of concentration on the road and low knowledge of functioning a car.

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A lesbian couple, a straight couple, and a gay couple walk into a bar. They enjoy their drinks and camaraderie.

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why did the chicken cross the road? it wanted to why did the bubble gum cross the road? it was on the chickens foot

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what do you call a girl that just took 15 loads to her face? sasha grey.

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So my wife was in the kitchen, and I asked her to make me a sandwich. She agreed. I then volunteered to make her one. Lesbian relationships are amazing.

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Why did humpty dumpty fall off a wall? Well it turns out that he was a raging psycopath. to add on, he was also a suicidal

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how to name your chinese kid. throw a spoon dow the stairs

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Why did the koala fall out of the tree? Because it was dead. Why did the kangaroo fall over? Because it fell over the dead koala

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What doesn't kill you makes you stronger....... unless it is a nonkiller disease that makes you extremely weak :D

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What do you call a small chinese person? They prefer the term little person to the term midget.

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What did the convicted pedophile do to the ten year old boy? He molested him.

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How do you stop R Kelly from peeing on little girls? Kill all little girls.

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How many babys does it take to paint a wall red? 7 and 24 paint brushes cause babys need do overs

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Roses are red violets are blue ice-cream is yummy can I eat you

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how do you get a dog to stop barking? you hit it with a stick.

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Why did the short man fall down the stairs? He got shot in the face with an assault rifle.

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How could Jamie not come out and play? His mum had cancer

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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