What's the difference between an elephant & a toaster? ....you can't tell the difference between an elephant & a toaster??

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Have you seen Stevie Wonder's new house? No Neither has he!

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What's fat and round and has a ballsack nose? Mr Chicken

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What's grammatically incorrect about this sentence? Nothing. I lied.

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Why did your girlfriend dump you? because someone brainwashed this guy into believing this nonsense.

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Identical jokes get different amounts of votes

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why did the man fall off his bike? someone threw an oven at him

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How do you punish Hellen Keller Move the furniture around

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why was the 6 year old boy crying? his mother had just passed away from terminal cancer and his stepdad caught him crying so he kicke hm in the face and told him to man up.

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Q: Why did the Asian fail his driving test? A: Lack of concentration on the road and low knowledge of functioning a car.

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wheres an unexpected place to find sand? a human pancreas.

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Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: I didn't get to ask. He got hit by a car.

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 was very scary.

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Whats funnier than 24 ? 25

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Instructions to make origami. 1.) Staple bagels to face 2.) Ask someone else to do it. 3.) Hang yourself because you are too stupid to figure it out yourself

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Situation: 2 cows eating grass on a warm Sunday night. Question: Why does 9+4=3 1/2? Answer: 69!

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Want to hear a dirty joke? Jimmy fell in mud. Want to hear a clean joke? Jimmy took a bath with Bubbles. Want to hear a dirty joke? Bubbles was a clown.

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What does the thirsty butcher drink? Chocolate milk. Because he can.

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Big feet on a man means he has, Nothing, a man's foot size has no relation to the size of his penis.

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She Explored My Body, Licked, Sucked, Swallowed! When Satisfied, She Left! . . . . Damn Mosquito!!!

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Why is 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 has AIDS.

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A man goes to the pound to adopt a dog and sees a very shaggy dog and says "WOW! Thats a shaggy dog I'll take it!" So the man takes home his new dog and decides to enter the dog in the towns anual shaggy dog contest. and wins. After winning the town shaggy dog contest he moves up to the county shaggy dog contest. theres no competition. Now the man and his dog enter into the state shaggy dog contest, the states shaggiest dogs are all competing. the man wins. Finally the man and his dog are in the prestigious national shaggy dog contest. The judge walks up to the man and says "your dog isn't very shaggy"

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The Morman Religion.

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An alcoholic walks into a bar, but then realises he's ruining his family so he calls the rehab

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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