Roses are reds, Viloets are blue, Thank God I'm a christian, And not a jew.

How did Helen Keller burn her hands? On a candle.

Did you hear about the dyslexic atheist that doesn't believe in god? His disorder has no effect on his belief system.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because he was dead

What's worse then AIDS? Chad Wolbert

Whats the difference........ Between a duck?

Why did the boy get his head slammed in a car door? Because his mother did not love him, and thought it was an appropiate action.

There once was a man from Nantucket He decided to sail to Portland Now he lives in Portland.

There was three women stuck on an island, a blonde, a brunette and a ranga. They are saved days later.

penis. nuff said.

what do you do when a blond throws a grenade at you? run

One Zebra and One Elephant was walking in the desert, the Zebra said its hot and the elephant said i know.

What does a fish and a truck have in common? Nothing. One is a fish & one is a truck.

Chuck Norris doesnt eat honey, hes allergic to it.

Knock knock! Who's there? A doorbell-salesman

why does Tom Sawyer like apples? He likes their flavor

When Hitler was a girl she had hyjenical warts and when she got older she had beast cancer.

Q: What do you call a stop sign in the winter? A: A stop sign in the winter.

A duck walks into a bar. Then he walks out.

School is like a boner. It is long and hard unless your asian.

Why did the 18 year old girl take her clothes off? To take a shower

there's a bus full of black people what do you call the white bus driver? coach.

Your mother is so fat, she developed diabetes and was rushed to hospital. She might not make it.

whats black & white the colombo school shooting citv footage

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