- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the baby die? Because I refused to feed it.

Roses are Red Violets are Blue Holy guacamole Pineapples

Even dyslexic people attend church and pray to Dog.

what do call a girl with a waterslide nose? Ava Sherman

Your moms so ugly, that when i took her out to eat for dinner we built an everlasting relationship. Thats why you call me dad.

What's worse than finding out that your dog has worms? Finding out that you have worms.

Why was the kindergartener crying in the corner? His family was poor and his father abused him.

What's green and can read your mind? Nothing. Some people thinks the answer is a plant but don't listen to them because they are wrong.

Two guys walk into a bar. They have drinks, pay for them, then get into a car crash killing a mom and her daughter returning home from selecting a wedding dress. The wedding is canceled. Rate This Comment 0

what is big and white? Your Mom

A woman walked into a bar. Many men laughed at this unthinkable notion because women belong in the kitchen.

Why was Allen late for work? He was mauled by a bear. Allen is dead.

why did sally drown? because she had no arms or legs and couldn't swim

knock knock! who's there? me.(walks away...)

If life gives you lemonade.

Whats worse than forgetting your first homework assignment of the new school year? Being hazed on the first day of school to the point where you seriously consider suicide

An Irish man walks into a bar, and then realizes that he's walked into the wrong establishment (He was looking for an upscale restaurant.)

How does a cancer patient bathe? He can't because he lives in an arid climate where water is scarce.

A muslim gets on an airplane and takes his seat. The plane lands safely and he enjoys his vacation in Florida.

there once was a black man who played basketball

What do you call a german soldier? A Nazi

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because the sidewalk he was on does not.

What's red and bad for youur teeth? A brick.

What's the difference between a blonde and a brunette? A) The color of their hair.

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