"I see" said the blind man to the deaf man... On the phone

What has a black, blue, and red all over? Timmy. He was mugged, and vigorously raped.

what's the funniest joke? wish i knew

Why did the black man steal an inhaler? Because he was broke and he had asthma.

what do u call a dumbass phone cia cias phone

whats brown and sticky? Doody

Why lets go Mets? Lets go Yankees!

Why did the duck cross the road? Because he wanted to. Problem, AntiJoke community?

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what did the black guy say to the white comedian? haha

Fuzzy wuzzy was a bear, fuzzy wuzzy had no hair. Fuzzy had no hair because he had cancer and died 3 weeks later.

God is real.

How did the thief acquire a lamborghini? He has a side job as a lamborghini salesman.

Son: Mommy can I have some cookies? Mom: Sure, they're on the top shelf! Son: But I don't have any arms! Mom: No arms, no cookies!

What's worse than stepping in tar? Getting your face ripped off by a man sized Tarantula

In order to find a woman, you need time and money. Woman=Time&Money The longer you spend at work, the more money you get. Time=Money Money is the root of most problems in the world today. Money=Problems Therefore Women=Problems

Haikus are lovely But sometimes do not make sense Refrigerator

A man walks into a bar. He buys a drink.

What do you do with a Jewish kid with add( attention deficits disorder)? Send him to a concentration camp

How many dead babies does it take to change a lightbulb? None they're dead.

Why did the officer arrest the black man? Because he suspected him of littering. ...and because he was black.

What's Kanye West's goal in life? To dash the hopes and dreams of Taylor Swift on national television.

what's worse than being chased by a turtle? being chased by an angry turtle

what does a buttler put in a closet ? stuff.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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