- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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friend 1: Alright man, i got your back friend 2: AAAAAAAAAAAUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUGGGGGGGGGGHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!

If pro is the opposite of con what's the opposite of progress? Retrogression.

What's black, white, and red all over? An African American and Caucasian man painting a house with red paint and accidentally spilling some on themselves

Two frogs go to the bar only to leave because frogs can't open up doors.

knock knock? who's there Dave Come on in!!!!!

Yo mama so fat she runs the risk of stroke, heart disease, or diabetes

A person tells an anti-joke. Nothing out of the ordinary happens.

How do you find the richest person in Mexico? You get the census of income per citizen and see who is at the top.

a blond goes into a taxi, the driver asks where to my friend , the blond says her desired location, gets droped off and trips, falls on her head, suffers major injuries, dies,weeks later the taxi driver drove the family to the funeral, they walk out and one of of them trips and gets back up...

A guy punched himself. He then said ouch.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead.

a penguin biked to a bakery he walked in and asked for buns the baker said how many 12 or 13 the penguin said it don't matter I brought my bike

Why is Texas so hot? The sun

How do you cure cancer? do i look like NASA?

what does a human and a bucket of red paint have in common? . . Both are not tigers

speak now or forever hold your pee

What did the west African get for his birthday? Ebola

Once upon a time there was a young teenager who was bullied a lot. She died 100 years ago.

why did the man stop his bike he was having a heart attack

why did the T-Rex eat the other dinosaur? Because it is a carnivorous animal.

What's worse than dying in a car wreck with your family? You being the only one that dies.

A man wearing a 'What Would Jesus Do' bracelet and a livestrong bracelet goes up to a blind kid and rubs his eyes and the kid can see. The kid was was not used to the bright lights and wandered into traffic, was hit by a car and killed instantly.

What happened when Johnny fell off of his bike? He suffered a very tragic and fatal brain hemorrhage resulting in a lower population by a minute percentile that is undetectable by the US Census.

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