- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How do you have gay sex? I don't know ask Jordan Braun

How do you make a baby not cry? Do not throw a brick at it. ANTI-JOKE

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Whats the difference between Justin Bieber and Elton John? They're both gay.

What building has the most stories? The Burj Khalifa.

What's the different between a white guy and a black guy? The white guy makes his money, and the black guy steels the white guys money.

What do you call 10 black people swimming down a current? A happy family

What did the mentally retarded kid get in his iq test drewl

Why do aliens listen to relaxing music while they have sex? They like to cum in peace. \m/

Q: Why do only 10% of women go to heaven? Your question is fundamentally wrong. Religion is a collective hallucination.

Why did the cow say moo? Cows can't say anything they actually make noises that humans interpreted as "moo"

The blonde is in the park withb a rope a man passes and says what are u doing, she says im goin o hang and kill myself. the next day the man comes back and sees the blonde there alive he says i thought u were goin hang yourself she says i tried but i couldnt breathe.

Heyy everyone text this number 320-510-3277 Kay ask him why he poops the bed at age 17 .. His name is mike geier.. Haha

whats the hardest answer ever? The one without a question.

Hey! I just met you. And this may seem crazy. So here's my number: Now Get in the van.

Why does manure smell like poop? Because it is poop.

Q: What do you call a girl with no arms or legs, is blind, has no parents, has cancer, and is dyslexic? A: Suzie

What's the difference between a pile of dead babies and a Corvette? I DON'T have a Corvette in my garage.

What size pants did the gorilla wear? An abnormaly large pair compared to the average human because their weight and width are porportionaly larger for their speices.

Why was the teacher sad? Because her boyfriend broke up with her.

There were three people on an airplane. A Mexican, an American and an Italian. The plane chrashed and they all died.

What happens if you shoot a chicken? It dies.

What do you call an alligator in a circus? Testicular Cancer.

Three Jewish men walk into a butcher. They dont buy any pork products and thank the butcher for his services.

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