- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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You know why Michael J. Fox makes really good milkshakes? ... because he uses the best ingredients

An anti-Semite, a Jew and an American walked into the bar. The barman said: "Hi, Sara".

123 f*ck off

Yo momma, she so fat, she needs to buy extra-large clothes.

A muslim gets on an airplane and takes his seat. The plane lands safely and he enjoys his vacation in Florida.

What does Santa give to a naughty child who wants coal for Christmas? Nothing, Santa doesn't exist.

whats 2=2? gonorrhea.

Knock Knock? Who's there? Doctor Doctor Who? It is a science fiction show about a time traveller

What do you get when you cross Skyrim and Call of Duty? A video game that has similarities to Skyrim and Call of Duty.

Who looks like Bill Cosby, Smells like Bill Cosby, But isn't Bill Cosby? An imposter who should be sent to jail.

Roses are nice, Violets are glorious, Try not to scare, Oscar Pistorius.

What's the difference between a pizza and a baby? I don't stab pizza 47 times in the chest with a chainsaw.

i like your face... HAHAHAHAH just kidding you make me want to projectile vomit.

A detective? I think more about that chip and dale thing, that was not funny, the classics are okay I suppose, but that newer thing detective-ish maybe. Uh... Do I get a clue? I have not like watched all of them.

A dyslexic man walks into a bra. It was hanging on a clothes line he didn't see, the fact that he was dyslexic is irellevant.

A black man is running down the street with a purse in his hand. He was trying to catch up to the old woman who forgot it at the restaurant. She was very grateful.

why shouldnt you throw a rock at a black person on a bike? Its probably your bike.

so today, i was walking along, and i noticed that it was sunny outside.

"What's black when clean, but white when dirty?" "A blackboard."

what did the 3 year old get for her birthday? nothing she died of terminal cancer at the age of 2

What did Ed Gein get at McDonalds? The corpse of a worker he killed by the dumpster and hauled back to his shack to hang up and gut like a deer.

Friends are a lot like trees They fall down when you hit them multiple times with an axe

What do you get when you watch Cinderella backwards? A woman who learns her place.

knock! knock! who's there? the police, your family died in a car crash!

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