- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he was trying to escape the evil villains in giant mech suits.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because he died.

the bully said, you're just small fries. the fries couldn't help it someone ordered a small!

How do you kill a blonde? Put a scratch n sniff sticker at the bottom of a pool

Why did the little girl fall from the swing? She's got no arms.

Why did Steve Jobs die? Because he had cancer

whats the difference between a black man playing basketball and a white man playing basketball? They are different races

Q. What did the kid with no arms and no legs get for Christmas? A. Cancer

Did you know that every 60 seconds in Africa a minute passes

whats shaped like a tree. A tree.

ur left leg is cristmas nd ur right leg is thanks giving can i vist

Why did the chicken cross the road? To save his soon to be butchered family.

Q: what comes after 69? A: 70

Did you hear the one about Helen Keller? Neither did she.

Your mother is so fat that she is considered morbidly obese. In fact, she should seriously consider a weight loss diet to reduce her risk of heart disease and diabetes.

Roses are Red Violets are Blue Holy guacamole Pineapples

'Peter Piper picked a peck of pickled peppers.' That's fantastic because Peter Piper was paralyzed and the doctors said he would never be able tomove is arms or legs again, and there he is picking a peck of pickled peppers. I applaud you Peter Piper.

Hey do you have a suitcase? Why? I need one.

Knock, Knock! Who`s there? Your mama`s stupid! Your mama`s stupid who? Your mama`s stupid as a rock! I` m going to cut your eyes out and use them as baseballs!

Jemal picks 3 apples. He eats two of them, and then picks 3 more. What color was Jamal?

So these two guys walk into a bar... Well, I forgot the rest of the joke, but your mother a whore.

What did the fat girl mean when she said, " last night was amaziing?" that pizza pie you shared was very well crafted and baked

what do you call an icy road? dangerous.

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