Waffles ate my grandma

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how do you make a baby cry? you throw a brick at it's face!

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Two muffins are in an oven. They say absolutely nothing because they're muffins and not sentient.

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Why did the black guy cross the road? He didn't because he forgot to precede crossing the busy street with caution; therefore he was critically injured and then placed in a hospital.

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why was little timmys mother so upset on mothers day? Because he had been abducted earlier that week

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Excuse me, do you have any gnats? Yes, plenty. Thank you

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Why did Susie drop her ice cream? Because she got hit by a bus. Knock knock. Who's there? Not Susie.

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What did the star say to the asteroid? Nothing, astral bodies can't talk, you dipshit.

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What did the blonde order in the restaurant? A cup of coffee.

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What do dragonflies do when they are a couple? One sits on the others head, causing the bottom dragonfly to have a loss of vision, and increases the weight on the bottom dragonfly, which increases the chance of both the dragonflies deaths.

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A man walks off a bus. How did he get on top of it in the first place?

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Roses are blue Violets are red It's fascinating what genetic engineering can do

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Q: Why did the boy fall off his bicycle? A: Because someone threw a fridge at him.

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How many blondes can you fit in a car? About 5 if you lift the arm rest.

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Your mom is soo black , she can go naked to a funeral.

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What happens if you jump on barbed wire, but break your fall? You hurt your arm as well.

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Why did Helen Keller's dog run away? You'd run away too if someone left the gate open and you happened to be a dog.

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What is grosser than somebody eating their own booger? Someone else eating that persons booger

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what did Shivank say to Ricky? "you suck dick" HAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAH

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Granny porn!

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Why did timmy fall off his bike? Someone threw a fridge at hm

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The man goes to the doctor after just losing his job because his company went under because of the econmic crisis. His house is being foreclosed because without the money from his job he can't afford to pay for his house. His girlfriend also just left him because of recent conflicts about money and she was looking forward to having a family and with him jobless it was just out of the question. Man:"Doctor I could really use some good news" Doctor:"You have aids"

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A dog got into a gingerbread house. She ate some and brought some to the basement it got on the couch!

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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