- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How do you stop the mailman from performing his daily routes? You fill his house with blood thirsty bobcats

What's the only part of a vegetable you cant eat? The wheelchair

a blonde does something stupid. she dies. its funny.

A blond, a brunette, and a red head are stranded on an island. They all die of starvation.

Why didn't the mexican make the basketball team? He had never practiced and was overweight

You're mom is so slutty, she has sex with many men.

Knock Knock. Who's there? Chris. Chris who? Wow, I thought we were better friends than that.

What do you call a bunch of white men sitting on a bench? The NBA.

A catholic priest and Jerry Sandusky walk out of an elementary school.

Kid- "Where do babies come from?" Mom- (commits suicide)

What do you call a bird that can't fly? an ostrich

What would you do for a Klondike bar? Pay a reasonable sum of money.

why did the chicken cross the road? because it was diagnosed with cancer and didn't want to live any more

What do you call a person with cancer A hospital patient, what did you expect? Oh. Of course you expected Chewbacca.

Doctor! Doctor! Everyone seems to be stealing things! Piss off, I am a doctor not a detective you prick.

What is the proper response when someone says "My family died in a car crash"? Lol fail

jeanna:fu jack:did u just say fu jeanna:jew? jack:fu** u jew

What did the boy with no legs get for his birthday? A bike

Why aren't fish good at telling jokes? Their neural structure isn't capable of processing languages or creating a method of communicating with humans, thus they both do not know any jokes since they are incapable of understanding the concept of humour.

Why did the train stop? - It was surrounded by elephants

Doctor: I have good news and bad news. The good news is that your parents survived the car accident. Kid: And the bad news is? Doctor: I have a horrible sense of humor, they're both dead. I'm so sorry.

Q. Why did the man walk away from his wife? A. Because he wanted to walk away from his wife.

Roses are red, my name is Dave, this poem makes no sense, microwave

Whats the difference between a Jew and a Pig? One makes bacon when smoked.

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