- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the orphan kids get for Christmas? Cancer.

A cat walks into a bar. The bartender says "What would you like to drink?" The cat says "Meow."

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Daisy's are white, Metallica.

A Jewish man answered his phone one day. The man on the line said he'd kill him and all his family. The Jewish man then hung up the phone and resumed his everyday life.

I have to tell yo people a story and you have to answer it. Q/S(Story):There once was a boy by the name of aids. He had aids because he had aids. He dad had aids, his mom had aids his whole family had aids. How did he die? A: He got hit by a bus you heartlest basterd.

What does a Cuban do when he gets a flat tire? He pulls over and replaces it.

What looks good hanging from trees? Spanish moss.

A hasidic Rabbi and a member of Hezbollah enter a bar in a Jewish settlement. (No, of course they didn't.)

Why do new moms put "BABY ON BOARD" stickers on the backs of their cars? No reason. Hitting someone's car baby inside or not is against the law and very dangerous for passengers of any age.

roses are red, violets are blue, poems are stupid, refridgerator

Why are gay guys so good at being gay? The black guys told them too.

A blind man who spoke English and a deaf man who used sign language went to a bar together. Although they didn't communicate they had a wonderful time.

Knock Knock Whos there? Jason Oh, ok come in.

Haikus are easy But sometimes they don't make sense Refrigerator

Andoni was here

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Robin Williams walks into a bar. The bartender says why the long face? To which Robin Williams replies, "Because I'm going to kill myself."

How many Mexicans does it take to cross the border? Don't answer, just think and laugh.

Q: What do they call watermelons in Indiana A:watermelons

A man went to the doctor and told him he was having the strangest dream. "First I was a tee pee Then I was a wigwam A tee pee, a wigwam. Do you have any idea what could be wrong?" The doctor looked at the man and said "You have aids."

Yo momma so fat, when she walks she wakes the dead -Ryan Vallee

Why do black people like fried chicken?? Because it was fried

What's the difference between a dead baby and an orange? One is a deceased human infant and the other is a delicious citrus fruit.

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