If life gives you melons. You may be dyslexic.

How did the chewy cross the road ? it was stuck to the chickens foot.

Jebron Lames.

So a baby seal walks into a club...

How many dead babies can you fit in a telephone booth? Mmm, strange question for my HSC maths exam...

How does a black guy in debt make money fast at the bank? He applies for a loan and conscientiously works hard to pay off the loan in turn, which he was lucky enough to get at a low interest rate.

Haikus are easy But sometimes they don't make sense Refrigerator

My dog dumps in my house she looks at me and says rut row

if you fall, I'll be there. -floor

How was my day, you ask? First of all, I don't own a day. And second of all, it hasn't ended.

How did the chicken cross the road?he just got up and walked to the other side.

What's the difference between Harry Potter and a Jew? Harry made it out the chamber.

Whats green? Mountain Dew.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? He got hit in the head with a brick.

How do my feet smell? Oh wait. They can't. Feet are not sentient independent beings and therefore cannot experience the five senses, including smell.

I don't trust stairs. They're always up to something.

I know a black person. His name is Mikey.

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 raped 9.

A man walks into a bar. Something funny happens.

what do chinese kids make for fathers day? shoes

Q: What did the doctor say to his wife? A: Penis.

What do you call a black man flying a plane? The pilot. You racist.

Q: How do you turn lights on and off? A: With a switch

What does a boy with no arms and no legs get for Christmas? Cancer.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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