- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's black and white and nailed to the floor? A skunk that's nailed to the floor.

What is it... Michael J Fox has a small one, modonna doesnt have one, Arnold Shwatznegger has a long one, the pope doesn't use his, and bill clinton uses his a lot. A last name

What's green and invisible? Nothing; green and all other colours of the rainbow have wavelengths that occur specifically in the visible range of the electromagnetic spectrum. Therefore any invisible object cannot be green.

Why don't women drive more? Because statistically the man offers to drive more frequently

What do two Mexicans call a stray cat? Gato

What's the difference between a microwave and hamster? They're both furry except for the microwave

what is long, white, and used almost everywhere? there are a lot of things that fit this description, so it would be highly illogical to make a guess.

A man walks into a bar............. The bar explodes and everyone dies

“It doesn’t take a lot to turn me on” – William Deane

Why did the Chicken cross the roead? It didn't

Why did the toddler fall over? He's an Iraqi child and has been shot in both legs, being readied for a public execution for fighting on the opposing side.

What do you do if some idiot throws a grenade at you? Pull the pin and throw it back.

Have you seen Stevie Wonder's new house? Neither has he.

Roses are Red, Violets are Red, Everything is Red, I have a retinal hemorrhage

why has kallum just changed clothes to speak to a counsellor because he's socially awkward and has no peers

Q. What's the difference between a duck? A. One of it's legs.

I wouldn't consider the Titanic sinking to be a disaster, ????It is better down where it is wetter under the sea! ????.

If a man shouts in a forest and there is no woman around to hear him, is he still wrong? He could be. He could not be. The greater concern is that he's shouting alone in the forest. He's either in great danger or has a psychological disorder.

What do you call a giraffe driving a car? A danger to society.

A: What does MC Hammer like? B: Big Butts. A: Can he lie? B: No.

What do the Irish do on their birthdays? Eat birthday cake and sing happy birthday

What did Wonder Woman say to Superman? I'm wonder woman.

I contracted AID's from a prostitute So I went out and killed 4 gay since they are the most prominent carriers of the disease I also killed a black man I kill a black man everyday

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