- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call an asian jumping off of a building? A suicide victim.

What's the difference between a hundred dead babies and a porsche? A porsche is a car.

Ok so im on antijoke.com and they tell me i can write my own joke... so i did.

bangers and mash?

What do you call a black teen on Maury Povich? A mother.

What's the best way to get high without doing drugs? Jump.

What did the kid in the wheelchair get for Christmas? AIDS.

What do you get when you stab a baby? A dead baby.

Why did the blond fall down? She died.

What did Sally want for Christmas? Nothing, she is Jewish.

why did the hobo want cancer so badly? he really needed a haircut

What's worse than an earthquake? Two earthquakes. What's worse than two earthquakes? Three earthquakes. What's worse than three earthquakes? The world exploding.

There are 2 black guys in a car. Who's driving? The police.

what do you call a black man flying an airplane a pilot, you racist

jack and jill went up the hill to get a bucket of water. jack fell down and broke his ankle and neck severely. jack and jill were taken away from their parents by child services, and their parents are charged for child endangerment and child labor.

Person 1: Why can't a T-Rex clap? Person 2: BECAUSE THEIR ARMS ARE TOO SMALL! Person 1: No, because they are extinct dumbass

My grandmother just called to tell me she was dying................. to have sex with me.

Why did the girl fall off the swing? she had no arms Knock Knock Who's There not the girl

What's worse than dropping you're ice cream? Getting your face mauled off by a German Shepard.

What did one ginger say to the other? W are both gingers.

Did you know Helen Keller has a pool? no oh well she does.

Why did the kid cross the road? To show his friends that he had guts. And man, did he have guts.

why did suzie fall off the swing? she had no arms why did suzie get hit by a bus? she was blind knock knock whos there? not suzie.

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