My cake is yummy, It's icing is blue. It will always be mine, Come close and I'll punch you. So stay away from it And you will be safe, But if you dont listen, Prepare ice for your face!

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Whats two plus two Four!

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Whats worse than stubbing your toe? Obama being re-elected

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im gay

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Women's rights

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Some really old band covered Dirty Bit. But the cut out the Dirty Bit part so its just the Time of life part

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if you have a name/nickname/brand/version or number, please like this anti joke

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one morning i turned on my tv

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A jew walked into a bar Hitler said.... A jew walked out of a concentration camp

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Why is evan a lil poop? cause he pooped my poop all the pooping ;)

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Whats the similarity between a bike and a black person? They are both stolen

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What's worse than a real joke on AntiJoke? The Holocaust

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A man walks into a pizza place and orders a pizza. When he got the pizza, he saw it had pepporonis on it. He liked that, so he ate the pizza.

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My wife's star sign was Cancer and its quite ironic how she died really... She was attacked by a giant crab.

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Mitt Romney is in the mormon mafia has magic underpants and invented Obama Care but he still lost to a Black guy Who is a fine president.

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A platypus walks into a bar. Why is there a butter knife in my basement?

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It's likely that very few people will read this.

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How do you make a Dead Baby Float..... ......With 3 scoops of ice cream and 1 cup of liquid stem cells.

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What is worse than torturing, "forcibly penetrate" and then slowly and painfully kill nine billion people? The Holocaust?

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If a red house has red bricks, and a yellow house has yellow bricks, what colour of bricks does a greenhouse have? Greenhouses are made of glass.

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I dream of a better tomorrow, where chickens can cross the road without their motives being questioned.

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What's white and black? Color blind.

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What is exceptionally dangerous? Shaving while taking a bath, because the risk of electrocution is extremely high.

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Why did the boy climb the tree? To get to the top. - Driiiftz

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