- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: how do u make a fireman cry? A: set his wife on fire

Why does the Batman theme song have 'na na na na na na na na' in it so many times? I guess Batman really likes sodium. Or maybe his record player's broken.

I wondered why the baseball was getting bigger. But it wasn't actually getting bigger, it was just getting closer. So I got hit in the face.

why was 7 afraid of 6?that is impossible it is older than six and stronger than its mother

Why was Little Billy crying? He had cancer. Why was Little Sally crying? Little Billy's cancer was contagious.

Why did the girl fall off of the swings? Because I threw a refrigerator at her.

My great grandfather died in a concentration camp. The poor guy fell off the guard tower.

How many times do you have to make an ass of yourself before you look like a retard and thinking ''random'' means funny? Fuck yourself HAHAHAHAHA seriously stahp

What did the schoolgirl say to some of the people of Anti-Joke.com? You're sick. Stop talking about the Holocaust.

A woman gets into the front seat of a car and starts driving.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It died.

How did the guy fall off the roof? He was pushed

Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a tomato.

What did the pirate say to the ninja? I have aids.

there was once a jew

Person #1: Hello captain obvious. Person #2: Hello.

Wow you look beautiful in that picture..... Let me see your tits. Sorry, I thought I was still texting.

Who gave Miley Cyrus her new haircut? Hellen Keller

How do you make a white girl commit suicide? Bully her.

Why did the toilet paper roll down the hill? ... To get to the bottom.

black people

What happens when you get hit in the face? You get hurt.

A guy walks in to a bar and says to the bartender "I'm fed up with all these 'guy walks into a bar' jokes on anti-joke. The bartender says "I have no idea what you're talking about".

If a tree fell in the forest, and no one was around to hear it, would you like a cupcake?

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