- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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you: your adopted me: i was so thanks for saying you ass

Roses are red, Violets are blue. Put down your barbie. Get in the car.

What happened when the old man fell off the roof? He died....

what is yellow and burns? -a fire

Hey, is that your corvette. No I thought it was yours.

What's long and black? A long and black object.

Q How do you make the fire fighter sad? A Kill his dog

Much to my surprise, the Hoover Dam was not built by beavers.

What do you call an overly-sexual, chewbacca-like creature that smokes cocaine and shoots heroin, while beating its offspring? Mom.

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what comes in a can ? Beans Where do beans come from ? Cans

hello i hav a growing interes in math and arithmetic especially when it involves pi if u are still reading this you either didnt realize that this was a joke or just didnt care but most likely it means that the first line interested or bored u and u wanted to find out wut the rest was u like????

How do you make a Dead Baby Float..... ......With 3 scoops of ice cream and 1 cup of liquid stem cells.

Knock knock I don't even have a door just walk in

What do you call a duck playing a trombone? Hallucinations

Read a Book.

Why did the teacher need sunglasses? Because she taught in a classroom with a very big window and the sun kept getting in her eyes.

What did the pineapple say to the orange? Nothing; Neither a pineapple nor an orange contains the necessary muscles to produce speech.

want to hear a joke? then go ask someone else i dont know any.

Why didn't the disabled kid cross the road? He didn't make it.

A white, black, jewish, and hispanic person apply for a job as an accountant who gets the job? One of them.

What would Walt Disney do if he were alive today? Gurgle and choke inside his cryogenic vault as liquid nitrogen flooded into his lungs.

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