- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Sammy bought 48 donuts. He ate 36. What was Sammy left with? Diabetes. Sammy was left with diabetes.

Q: Why did Captain Kirk suck his own dick? A: Nobody else was around, I guess.

why do you kill people in call of duty you don't you kill computer made figures

A man walks into a bar. He is an alcohol and it is killing his family.

How do you make a plumber cry? You kill his family.

how come the tadpoles dad told him he can't be a nurse? he has 2 b a frog!

whats the difrence between santa clause and a jew santa goes down the chimney

Knock knock... Home invasion

Going out for a quiet one, having a drink or two, and returning home.

Roses are Red, They are also white, Infact nowadays with cross-pollination a hugely diverse number of different coloured roses are attainable.

Why are black people afraid of lawn mowers? Because whenever you start it, it says run nigga nigga.

Why did the dog start barking? Because it was a dog.

What did the kid with no arms get for his birthday? A sock puppet.

Q: What do you call a white man with 5 black men? A: A friendly white man. Q: What do you call a white man with a hundred black man? A: A tourist in Kenya.

What did the boy with no arms and legs get for Christmas? A mechanical wheelchair.

Your mom is so stupid, she didn't know the answer to 2+5

More mindfuck: Your school is betraying you edition. How are you going to feel good about yourself, if you have to UNDER STAND everything you learn? Moral: If you dont get it, you are not ready.

Did you just admit being considerate? I do not care about who gets the last comment anymore, I need to tear my face away from the screen ASAP.

Whats fleash color fleash color and fleashcolor? a naked hobo rolling down a hill

Why couldn't little Jimmy play catch with his dad? Because he was an orphan.

Guy: I have a penis growing out of my crotch. Girl: Hah, sucks to be you! Guy: Yeah.

I want to die peacefully in my sleep, like my grandfather.. Not screaming and yelling like the passengers in his car.

Why did the accident happen? The breaks on the car stopped working. Why did the breaks stop working? The driver was drunk.

I'll take a Reuben, light sauce, and could you do Provolone instead of Swiss?

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