More mindfuck: Your school is betraying you edition. How are you going to feel good about yourself, if you have to UNDER STAND everything you learn? Moral: If you dont get it, you are not ready.

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Whats fleash color fleash color and fleashcolor? a naked hobo rolling down a hill

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What did the boy with no arms and legs get for Christmas? A mechanical wheelchair.

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Q: What do you call a white man with 5 black men? A: A friendly white man. Q: What do you call a white man with a hundred black man? A: A tourist in Kenya.

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Your mom is so stupid, she didn't know the answer to 2+5

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I want to die peacefully in my sleep, like my grandfather.. Not screaming and yelling like the passengers in his car.

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Why did the accident happen? The breaks on the car stopped working. Why did the breaks stop working? The driver was drunk.

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I'll take a Reuben, light sauce, and could you do Provolone instead of Swiss?

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black people swimming

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Did you hear the one about the black guy that went to college? Me niether

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How do you beat a black in sports. "shot him when the game starts"

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An Asian couple walks into a bar, orders a few drinks, pays, and leaves

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Why did Sally fall out of the tree? Because She had no arms or legs... ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ Knock-Knock? Who's There? Not Sally

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knock knock who's there i am dead i am dead who i am just dead u idiot!!!!!

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What did Tarzan say when the elephants came over the hill? Here come the elephants over the hill!

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so if your riding down a big hill in your canoe and your bicycle falls out how many pancakes do you have left? you would have 200 pancakes left --sticksack

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A guy walks into a bar. He must have been blind or something.

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Felix? The Lucky cat? That is the only thing that comes to mind, I am dead tired, but I really don't mind staying up until I cant anymore physically, as for mentally I am getting pretty bad as for company.

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I asked her where you were.

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haha

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What's black and crunchy? CO-Co PUFFS

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Roses are blurred Violets too I have astigmatism I cant see shit

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whats worse than getting bit by a tick. getting bit by a deer tick that as lyme disease.

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Roses are red, My name is Dan, I have a gun, get in the van

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