Why did the chicken cross the road? Umm... Why would it not?

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Q. What do you call a bashed black man laying on pavement? A. Neapolitan

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Knock Knock Knock Knock Knock Knock Knock Knock Meanwhile in the basement...an elderly man, who lives a lone and whose children lead their own lives and dont have much time for him, lies on the ground unable to move after having falling down the stairs. He has been there for 2 days. He is frightened and confused, he hears someone knocking and his hopes perk up, he tries to call but due to lack of water his mouths is too dry to do so. He sobs in frustration. Knock Knock [Silence] The old man cries, aware of his fate.

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Did You Hear about the Black Guy That went to College?....Neither Did I...

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What do you call a black man flying an airplane? A pilot you racist S.O.B.

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A man walks into a boar. The tusked beast accepts his apology.

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whats worse than unloading a truck of dead babies with pitch forks? Finding one alive

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Why didnt Steve Jobs make an iphone 5? He died

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Why did the black man die? He was shot

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why can't you hear a pterodactyl go to the bathroom T H E R E ' R E A L L D E A D!!!

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A lil girl walks in to a bar........................ all a sudden a giant purple bunny jump up into her butt... now every time she poops its an easter egg hunt. LBall

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You can pick your nose and you can pick your friends but you can't wipe your friends on the couch.

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yo mother is so fat, the recursive function computing her mass causes a stack overflow.

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Yo momma's so fat that her weight is completely disproportional to the average weight of someone her age.

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Just so you are warned here folks, some of the jokes down here are really nasty, like you know... Antijokes... But luckily you got my family friendly stories about sex, incest, panties, grenades, dripping Meows, yeah... Regular family show stuff... IT HAPPENS TO US ALL! Right? Please tell me right? Riiight? Right? Yes? Phew, okay, for a moment I actually thought you where gonna tell me I was normal...

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Curiosity killed the cat, Oh wait, I thought the dog did.

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What is the most dangerous place to be right now? Rodney Kings pool.

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How do you make a kids parents mad? Fly an SR71-BLACKBIRD into him.

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Someone offers your friend one of two things he say's "choose witch one you want" your friends asks you and you say "if i were you, i'd be ugly"

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What do you call a deer with no eyes? No eye deer

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A black man walks into a store and buys a gun based upon the increasing crime rate in his area. He stops for lunch and heads home.

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yo momma is so ugly, she attempted to get plastic surgery and then died from the amount of blood loss she got when the surgeons realized her head was filled with tumors and they failed to extract them.

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Why did the blonde arrest the man? Because he brutally murdered his wife and children.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To warn people on the other side that the sky was falling Why did the cow cross the road? Cause he had madcow disease Why did Chuck Norris cross the road? Cause he's Chuck Norris Why did the Mexican cross the road? He was on his way to America Why did the black man cross the road? He was just running to his car you racist.....after he had robbed the bank Why did the horse go to the other side of the field? He liked green grass

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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