A Hideo Kojima AntiJoke Typed by Hideo Kojima. Idea By Hideo Kojima. Concept By Hideo Kojima Spacing by Hideo Kojima Controlled for typos by Hideo Kojima Overseen By Hideo Kojima Aproved By Hideo Kojima. Reconsidered By Hideo Kojima Accepted by Hideo Kojima What took you so long?

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Why couldn't the Jew get pregnant? Because he was man.

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How do you kill batman? you stab him through the heart

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A guy went to a girl asked if she wanted to have sex with him. She said yes and they promptly had sex.

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Why did the man lose the poker match in the jungle? He was playing a cheetah.

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What Did Gretel say to Hansel? Stop having sex with Ariana Grande!

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the man walk in to the shop and brought a pet nothing

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Why couldn't the cat drink milk? It Didn't have a face.

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why was the kid laying in the middle of the baseball field? he was shot in the face then mauled by a bear.

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Happy Birthday! Your mom is dead!

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Build a man a fire and he will be warm for a night, set a man on fire and he will be warm for the rest of his life.

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why did rosa parks get moved to the back of the bus? she didnt call shotgun

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What do tigers dream of when they take a tiger snooze? Mike Tyson

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Roses are wilting violets are wilting YOU HAD ONE JOB

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Scrooge McDuck dives headfirst into his pool of gold coins... He breaks his neck from the impact of the landing and dies.

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Why can't so many guys get it up? Because erectile dysfunction affects 30 million men nationwide.

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what did the blind man see? Nothing he felt the penis in his butt.

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What's worse than burning your bacon? Finding your daughter decapitated and raped in the basement.

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Why was the black man running down the street with a suitcase? He was late for work.

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you know whats better than lemonade? sex

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There's a 4 door kayak going down the street and it loses a wing. How many doughnuts fit in a dog house? And remember its not yellow, because snakes don't have armpits.

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why did the little boy start to cry? because his parents didn't love him

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Roses are red The grass is green I want you in my bed If you know what I mean.

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Why has 8 wheels and costs more than a Lamborghini? Two Lamborghinis.

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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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