- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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a duck walked up to a lemon aid stand and he said to the man running the stand... quack

Why did the boy fall? He got tackled by a man that was 400 pounds.

Yo mama so fat, that she's even bigger than the universe!

I got shot in the balls now i'm pregnant?

Why did the vulture cross the road? To get to the pile of dead babies left over from the Holocaust.

Q.) What do you call a black man on the moon? A.) An astronaut.

why didn't the baby cry once it came out of the womb? because it was a stillborn.

drugs sex and alchohole are yumme as AIDS

What did Helen Keller name her dog? ruh-ruh-blah-blah-bluh

Why didn't the boy get a bike for christmas? He broke the bath tub.

What happened when the Arabic man went through airport security? He was racially profiled and stopped, delaying not only him but the line of people behind him.

Why did jack fall off a cliff? Coz the hill was on a cliff.

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What's green and runs through the forest? - A pack of cucumbers. What's wrong with that? - Cucumbers aren't pack animals.

Two Mice are sitting on a bridge , one falls down an the other is named Charlotte

Roses are brown. Violets are brown. Who pooped in my garden?

Why doesn't Hitler drink whiskey? Because it makes him mean.

What did your mom get for christmas ? A stairstepper.

What looks like midnight and is addicted to shemale porn? Xavier Jordan! Courtesy of Mrs. Maxwells 7th period

Why couldn't the gay man grow a beard? He shaved his face frequently.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, And really aggravate my allergies.

An Englishman, an Irishman and a Scotsman walk into a pub. They order drinks, then leave without speaking to each other. It was pure coincidence they walked into the bar at the same time. They had no connections to each other, them being from three different countries.

God saw himself. Finally, proof.

The Israeli asked the Japanese guy to open his eyes The Japanese guy said, I'm not squinting you crazy Jew. You're the one that sold me these cheap glasses.

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